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I might have had sympathy for Andy if he didn’t bring out Jamie Lee Curtis to pimp her new movie for an entire segment. They also had way too many packages that were too long, sort of like last season’s SLC reunion. Tons of filler, very little content. A four part reunion would have added insult to injury IMO, because the people who shape reunion episodes have no idea what they’re doing or their purpose for doing it. Great observations. The book in the trash wasn’t even on the show. The producers and Andy want to talk about what is salacious or what Andy has on his mind at that particular moment instead of actually having a TV program where the women reunite to discuss what we saw them say and do for twenty-one freaking weeks. It’s not a reunion anymore. It’s a three part show about who said what on the internet and the various responses. So instead of us getting what we could only get from the women, we wound up with what we could have googled ourselves. The network should be named Two Thumbs Down. Or anything other than Bravo.

Funny that no one called it tacky when Erika brought a receipt about Pink Dog’s death to the Bahamas.

Erika, if lawsuits were based on someone talking about someone else’s health, why did you come on the show to talk about Yolanda’s health at every opportunity? Kyle is not Sutton’s friend. Kyle wants Sutton to talk to Erika the way Kyle talks to Erika—get drunk and tell Erika she has no friends and pick a fight with her over a EJ Halloween costume in Provence. But Kyle is only afforded this special status in dealing with Erika because after LIsa VP left the show, Erika nominated Kyle as queen. She wouldn’t take that from Sutton. Kyle knows this too. Kyle knew what she was doing from day one when she set her sights on an alcoholic and a woman whose husband was leaving her in a public, humiliating way. When the cast went camping, Erika told them that a “happy ending” is “when they eat you out,” when everyone knows that it is manual stimulation. How provincial of her not to know about commercial sex acts. How…small town. When Erika went home to Georgia on a private plane with the glam squad, she and her mom had a conversation about how hard her mom was on her as a child. If Erika wanted something, her mom would say, “go to work,” which made her “a tough old bird.” But nice try on naïveté about basic banking procedures of deposits and withdrawals. Well, withdrawals, at any rate, at least. She also called her grandmother’s death from Alzheimer’s “inhumane” but she left her husband of 20 years when he showed signs of it? Why wouldn’t she stick around or at least make sure he was taken care of instead of dropping him off at work and stealing his furniture like a thief in the night? I’m waiting for Erika to invoke the Beettlejuice defense: When Tom was in that car accident, he actually drove off a bridge and died a la Geena Davis and Alec Baldwin, and these past 3.5-4 years he has actually been practicing law as a ghost. The California Professional Code of Ethics are trumped by The Handbook for The Recently Deceased. Duh! Anyone who gets this wrong, she is coming for. (But that’s not a threat). I am just going to make a suggestion for Erika’s next tagline: “I am a husk of a person, wrapped in a web of lines…and a bankruptcy petition.” Or, if there’s any justice in the world: “Some people call me cold, but that’s not ice. That’s me not being able to afford heat. Or ice.”

Been lurking but came out to say that watching this in the the pandemic makes me want to move out of the city and get bison and breathe fresh air Beth is both hot and scary. Jamie kind of sucks. Waiting for season 4. Hoping Kayce makes it.