MagicEyes

What happens when someone wearing those gigantic eyelashes cries? Do they get soggy and really heavy? Eyelids weren't designed to lift that much weight.

He should make it official by getting a tattoo of a purple lip print.

These people could save so much money if they would cut back on the tattoos and meth.

Bradly seems like a real nice guy. Also if you leave out the "R" his name is "Badly". That doesn't seem like a good omen.

I need a crossover episode! My 600 Pound Love After Lockup.

JK's mom is in denial about his true nature.

The hotel does not want to be involved in this mess!

I'll never know the joy of seeing my felon boyfriend released from prison. 😢

Those are the cheapest pearls I've ever seen in my life!

There's a new Jeni's ice cream shop a few miles away from where I live. I might not ever go there because that is expensive ice cream.

Those all sound delicious! My favorite coffee ice cream is Ben & Jerry's Coffee Coffee Buzz Buzz Buzz. I haven't seen it in pints for a while, but supposedly it still exists.

I would watch an edit with just Florian. I can't deal with all of others screeching at each other.

It is the Last Resort because it will last forever! I heard there's a tell all, but I have to wash my hair that evening.

I made a cranberry apple pie that was really good! If you like cake and pie, piecaken is the way to go! A pie inside a cake. I made it one time, and I thought it was too much work because you have to make two desserts, but it ends up being only one dessert. It was good, but I'm too lazy for that!

What kind of pie? I don't have pie, so I'll have to use my imagination.