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I was just coming here to ask if the "Good" Baptist Church is like the "Nice" Olive Garden, and of course it is. Can't have her precious little Kaylee attend a non-IFB church, imagine the scandal if they stopped by a Southern Baptist church? Jill would never be able to show her face in public again. And I know Plexus has to word things like so to avoid the FDA but really? Classy.

Come to think of it I don't think she was. But why would she? She can't be bothered to put her own precious blessing in a car seat so why would she worry about herself? After all it's not like she's seen firsthand what can happen when a person isn't *properly* wearing a seatbelt in a moving vehicle or anything. *Sarcasm.

So Jill wants us to pray for Nurie and Nathan "in the storm" and then immediately segues into her book. This time it's a video of Nurie (and her sperm for eyebrows) talking about HER chapter of the book and of course how BME did such a great job writing this literary masterpiece. She's in a moving vehicle and her eyebrows are SEVERELY distracting.

Parents are responsible for their children at ICA? Have those who invited the Rods ever met Jill and Dave and the Rodspring? Clearly they haven't. Those kids are going to be running around feral as usual.

You NEVER skimp on or attempt to play electrician (unless you are already a trained electrician, of course). In addition to being extremely dangerous in many cases the insurance company will deny claims involving faulty electrical work performed by anyone other than a real electrician.

The video of Jill with Nemo and one of the Rodlets talking isn't necessarily Jill and Nurie. I think Jill might be chatting with Kaylee or Renee about the Plexus Pink drink. Let's hope that's the case, Nurie doesn't need that crap in her system right now, especially if she's breastfeeding.

Even more sad, they used this exact same description with their last bunch of earrings and air fresheners. Anyone who helpfully pointed out the analogy error was probably blocked by Precious Mama. I appreciate that they are trying their best to hustle considering their lack of education and skills, but the edges of these earrings, the lack of a clean edge (using a sharp and fresh X-acto blade), and the inability to PRESENT their wares are all really sad. The Rods have zero originality or independent thoughts. Referring to a free gift as a "prize" is straight out of the Plexus pitch book. Remember when Nurie and Kaylee had their car accident? Like a month before the kids had volunteered as wait staff at the local pregnancy center's annual "fundraising banquet". The day after the accident Precious Mama had Nurie on a Facebook Live to "share her heart" with everyone, and Nurie said that immediately after the accident she was coming up with ideas to make money for another car and that she had considered having a banquet. These poor kids. What saddens me most is that so far the single females of age in this family haven't so much as had a part-time job at the Hobby Lobby or in the office of a local Christian business. Sure it's fine to stuff envelopes as a volunteer at the local pregnancy center with Precious Mama, but what about an actual job? They would gain so much - a paycheck, some social skills, problem solving skills, a little confidence. But then they might be exposed to women who wear pants, or don't worship Jesus exactly the same way. Even the more conservative homeschool families I know have their daughters taking on a part time job outside the home. Jill and David have set up all of these poor kids for epic failure, and it's tragic in the long term.

I heard them perform that "piece" a while back complete with TimBits blasting his trumpet when Jill announced that she had heard a trumpet. Just like her hair, makeup and weird choreography, it was so extra and unnecessary.

Fundie boys are known for their mean behavior, especially towards family. Remember TimBits in the drainage ditch, pouring that filthy water over Maria Dingus? And of course, who can forget how the Duggar and Bates boys would absolutely TRASH the wedding getaway cars for the couples? Straight down to messing with the horn and brakes so every time the driver would brake the horn would honk, putting stinky cheese in the air system, etc.? Some of it was trying to be clever, some of it was downright dangerous. All of it was just mean and tasteless. These guys can't do anything else to get their testosterone out.

I actually had to do this with my wedding dress when we traveled from Wisconsin to Arizona for our wedding last March (we got married March 15, 2020 - the weekend COVID shut down the US). Unfortunately our flight from Madison to Minneapolis didn't have a Captain's closet to hang the dress up in and I didn't want to be carrying my wedding dress in my arms through the airports in its garment bag. However unlike Becky my dress was in the carry on suitcase IN THE GARMENT BAG, and I attempted to fold it as nicely as possible to avoid it being crushed. I also had it steamed at a bridal store in Arizona before the wedding. That poor dress of Becky's was treated like an afterthought.

I'd gladly pay for him to do cameos because Father Sumit seems like a decent person. Pole and Kreenie's cameos? No way in hell.

It's up now on YouTube, as of this afternoon at least.

Perhaps Paul woke up and realized that it would be best if he stay mum during this time? Oh who am I kidding, his legal counsel probably pushed him to have it taken down.