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  1. Not a good pic of Amy, what raffle in Hell did Chris win? Hey Chris, Till death do you part!! There she goes mangling the name again... Inishmore or Inis Mรณr
  2. you nailed it! plus Amy is at her worst whenever she's around Mae West because if there's anyone who hates Matt more than Amy it's Mae West and her platinum blond cotton candy hair! Amy's whole demeaner changes, her voice drops several octaves until she sounds like she's gargling with gravel, she hunches up her little shoulders like a rooster getting ready to crow, then she lets loose with her TOUGH TALK! I'm IN CHARGE, things will be done MY WAY, No one will BOSS ME AROUND! I'd love to throw a bucket of ice water at her and tell her to SNAP OUT OF IT! I can't believe Chris can get it up looking at her cranky face, maybe he has a happy face paper bag in his night table.
  3. I think it's becoming more and more obvious what Chris saw in CRANKY Amy! When she sits on her wallet she's a tall lady. Chris had never traveled out of the USA and since hitching his wagon to Amy he's been to Hawaii, on cruises and he's currently in Ireland living large. Chris always looked at the big farmhouse on Matt's property with LOVE in his eyes, he even pouted when Amy decided to sell out to Matt and move, he sat with Amy saying how much he was going to miss that view and that property and he didn't stop pouting until Amy told him to quit it! He uses literally ANY excuse to walk, run or bike his butt over to Matts property and sit there admiring Matts estate and wishing it was his and now he's trying to find an estate of his own where he can sit and act like a big shot, he has lots of plans for Amy's money, he's damned and determined to wear that gold crown outside the bedroom!
  4. I agree, I've seen them talk to Lilah when her back is turned or she's looking down and she always acknowledges with a grunt or an EH? She can obviously hear them and isn't lip reading. She doesn't talk like an average 2 yr old and they aren't helping matters by making Jackson the center of attention. I think she's developmentally delayed, she also falls down a lot for a 2 yr old.
  5. I agree, she's full of shit There's no way some guy at a dinner party picked her up like a child, no one noticed including Chris and Amy just let herself be picked up, didn't make a fuss or say anything and didn't even tell Chris about it. She's never held back in the past, she's more than happy to holler obscenities in front of guests and bulldoze past full grown men, barge into their vehicle and sit on top of them but this time we're supposed to believe she shyly said nothing and suffered in silence? GMAFB.... ๐Ÿ™„ She's also lying about wishing she had bought the place from Matt because she would have given it to Zach, she wouldn't even give Zach some crappy old cast off shit she was hoarding in her garage before moving, all she agreed to give him was broken stuff and some of it he was only allowed to "borrow" but now she would have given him the farm, please! She lies like a rug and Chris is starting to lie just like her.
  6. because as @Irate Panda said, they have the mentality of 6th graders and not very smart 6th graders at that. (sorry to all 6th graders) They're the worst kind of morons.... morons with money who think they're smart. Zach is literally a dunce and Tori is right there with him.
  7. oh sorry, saw "Jen" and it didn't occur to me that it was a typo.. need some coffee ๐Ÿ‘
  8. It's kind of hard to feel sorry for poor little Amy being forced to film scenes with Matt and Caryn when you see what a bitchy little bulldozer she is. Amy is laughing all the way to the bank She's obviously capable of putting her foot down or her ass down in someone's car seat if she doesn't like what's going on. ๐Ÿ™„
  9. Thanks! Yes it seemed to me that Chris really enjoyed inviting his friends over and holding court in that house, pool parties and other celebrations and he was definitely disappointed when Amy decided to take the money and move on.
  10. Long time lurker, first time poster, you guys are hilarious! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Contract indeed, I'll never believe that Chris married Amy for love, the minute he disagrees with her she gets nasty and spits her venom, the way she bulldozed the wedding plans was painful to watch, he tried to have a few of his ideas incorporated but was overruled by the little tyrant at almost every turn. He's never given any reason for marrying her other than it's "easy" He's been more than happy to settle in to a nice income from TLC and loves the attention of being a wagon tour guide, he puts forth as little effort as possible when it comes to the grandkids, he was basically a bump on a log with Jackson and the model planes and he stood as far away from the action as possible at Lilah's birthday. Just my opinion but I don't believe he ever would have married Amy if she was just "Amy Nobody" she bought the house they live in and he's more than happy to live there and pocket all the extra cash he makes from associating with her including selling their wedding pics to People mag, he's doing very well for a plain looking middle aged man, he's got cash coming at him from everywhere and he 's happy as a pig in poop. I think it was obvious that he wanted her to stay on the farm because he wanted to move his ass into that farmhouse and sit on the patio taking in the views and living the high life, he looked genuinely disappointed when she decided to sell and move. I think Chris is very impressed with Matt and has become one of his biggest fans. He sold his soul to the devil when he married the little bulldozer.
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