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1 hour ago, Empress1 said:
I liked that Simone talked about how even if a 14-year-old isn't having sex, the odds are good that s/he knows someone who is so you have to keep the conversation open. You can't stop kids from having sex. You can give the sex consequences, but you can't physically stop them from doing it.
Otherwise, this was a pretty dull part 3. I think the only time I laughed was when Contessa said she had someone to set Quad up with and Heavenly muttered "He's 4'11"."
I liked both of these parts too. I thought - to use this office visit as the *scare* talk for your teenager is a wasted opportunity. I understand Heavenly's knee jerk reaction to that mom/child moment, especially given that Alaura's one year younger than that child, but the reality is leaps and bounds ahead of all your sentimental ass subaru commercial mind snapshots. Is this kid old enough or does she already have a cycle? I mean if the flow chart (tee hee) answer is yes then dammit face facts, she can get pregnant, tonight. Since no parental speech in the history of the world has ever been more influential than hormones, you gotta figure out what to do about that right then. I put Lil Wilder on bc at 15. Her pediatrician funky cold medina straight tripped. We went into the hallway and everything. I said look doc. A. She attends a co-ed high school 90 miles from home. B. My parents weren't in the room the day I decided to lose my virginity, how boutchu? C. Off the top of your head, how many patient's moms come in expecting news about a physical and leave hearing they finna be grandparents? Isn't ya'lls motto an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure? Ok then between $200/month for diapers, $1100/month for daycare and a $6/month for a lil microgestin, yeah wrap that up to go please Mister Pharmacist. Sheeeiiiiiid. Her thing was it'll accelerate the inevitable. You have to figure that out from your kid's personality but the point is, benefits outweigh the risks, this wasn't any different to me than vaccinations and car insurance, the shit is inevitable. We stayed watching Teen Mom. Between that and the 200% enlarged Google pics of what an std looks like on female genitalia, she decided she was cool for a minute. That was 5 years ago, her pede is still tight under the collar whenever she sees us.
Ok so the husbands set Damon up. Lol. Daddy really only appealing to Heavenly. But if neither of em watch the show....why she mad? Like you know he went to a strip club, so........
1 hour ago, LibertarianSlut said:Scott looked really lame not having help. They’re obviously pretty rich; they’re both doctors, they have a huge house and they have reality TV income. I try not to say a bad word about Scott, but he gave no explanation as to why he didn’t call an agency who can send someone to cook, clean and do laundry. It feels manufactured.
Because he didn't want to say his thought bubble out loud - all that is the woman's job. They started to allude to it when Andy asked about a double standard and I think it's the only thing ever the women have unanimously agreed upon lol. But Eugene's point was immaterial. Though her criticism was about the way he was parenting, I feel like the larger (unsaid) point was gonna be that women do it everyday, why the hell you make it sound like you should get an award for multitasking your own children in a way that allows her to do something they both agreed upon? You mind-nudging me though - when the camera catches them in candid moments between the commercials, we can see how manufactured all of these relationships are. "off camera"? chile quad and mariah don't have any issues at all. I wish I would tell a bish I hate I can see her hooha and she say why didnt you tell me? Bish cause I don't like you, duh. Lol! That and the Heavenly-Simone tackle/hug make-up. Listen, whatever it is, it is, but stop raising my damn pressure with all this bullshit.
Buffy's bustier was bout to make a break for it ya'll. #shawshank #buffydufrane #freeherstiddays
I meant to comment on this from part 1 (Buffy's statement): how do Mariah and Toya represent wealth again?
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2 hours ago, Empress1 said:
Point to Quad. She didn't even miss a beat. Lisa Nicole should have just sat there and ate her food.
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10 minutes ago, jalady said:
Z Dub, I love you to life and live for your comments and I almost gave you a “like” until I got to your comment about Toya, lol. Baby definitely got back and she probably looked the best last night (damning with faint praise for sure), but I just don’t think she’s gorgeous. Definitely an attractive woman though. So you have an almost like 😂.
I'll take my approval any way you wanna lemme have it so g'awn and give it up. That was nastier sounding than it was supposed to be lol. But you know good n' hell well that by and amongst: Buffie's smokey eye/boob dagger, Mariah's my lil pony unicorn imitation, Simone's Bad Boy label suit, Jackie's I-can-see-the-track-bump bangs, Quad's front, Heavenly's top and Contessa's.........everything, Toya was out here winning. She always look golden and/or bronzy, like her shit is made of sunbeams and glitter.
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2 hours ago, Empress1 said:
They all had on SO MUCH MAKEUP. Mariah's face was bonkers - she's already fair and her makeup was fairer than her skin and I just wanted to take blotting papers and go to work. Contessa looked straight crazy, head to toe.
Lisa Nicole even sounds pitiful in her comment. Nobody "accused" your man of being a cheater; both you AND he admitted he cheated. It was a topic of conversation on the show.
None of them are sexy to me either, but isn't the single woman to single man ratio in Atlanta like 8:1 or something?
straight. crazy. 'cho Raye Skywalker ass hairstyle. That crazy shit can be carried off by the right personality. Young folk, rappers and their ilk. Soccer moms out here dressed like Lizzo and Cardi isn't really working for me, them either lol.
Arachnid lids. No. Why? Don't. As a general rule if you can see your own eyelashes, they're too fucking long, Beloved.
Jackie's realization had mad Scarlet O' Hara in it. Thank God she went into medicine, that was African-movie level emoting, right there.
Bwahahaaaaaa!!!! how bout Quadrafinka's response though? This was Lisa, through the tv:
Yes, Heavenly is the friend who will do what Jackie says. She is going harder for Jackie than Jackie. And she sounds redamndiculous for it. Buffie and Jackie couldn't talk, then Simone and Jackie couldn't talk without her intervention. There was one thing she said, some editorial commentary that made me tell the teevee to tell her STFU. 2 things. Something like "so we don't have to talk about it no more" re Buffie and Jackie and "that's all I'm talking about" when Simone and Jackie hugged, I think.
Bitch?!
who is talking to you?? I think she's entirely at fault about the Simone dust up. They were closeish at one time. But she doesn't trust other women, so she has no idea what it means to honor a girlfriend bond. If and when, really when lol, I shit talk my husband to you, in confidence and you take what I say and run it past a global social media platform? Bruh. You ain't shit. Worse though, my bestie watched all that and remains friends with the very bish who doth betray me? Oh nah Ceasar, we can't be homies at. all. I'm also legit surprised she was obtuse enough for Andy to have to say you aren't getting how much your friendship/loyalty to Heavenly hurts her. She kinda slow to be a smart cookie.
Is ya'll honestly telling me. That Buffie coulda been had a damn Brady Bunch by now? Look, I don't mean to make light of what I'm never gone go through personally. Feeling the baby kick and rubbing on a round belly is a huge part of the experience, I get that. But, if there's something about your body that won't allow you to carry, but did allow you to produce viable eggs FIVE fucking times and the thing that is keeping you from motherhood is swollen cankles and not holding down lunch? Muffucah that's what Judith Sheindlin would call a voluntary hardship. No disrespect, infertility doesn't mean what I thought it did if you can and have conceived several biological embryos waiting to be housed. I'm Team Dave. We coulda got through the hard part years ago, had us at least three different 10 year olds and still out here young enough to live our best lives? She bullshittin.
Between that front, that back and that profile and even her fake ass freak number? I see why Big Genie stays paying for all manner of camels 'n shit. Toya is gorgeous.
Someone please tell Quad I said liner darker than your gloss?
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8 minutes ago, Pearson80 said:
Your child comes before any man, even if you are madly in love with him. There is no guarantee your relationship will last but your child is yours forever. There is a love you have for your child that is separate from the love you have for your parents, your siblings, your partner, e.t.c..
I don't think that Kenya is jealous of he daughter but it would be really sad if she repeated the same unhealthy dynamic that she has with her mom with her daughter. A mother should never be jealous of her own daughter.
Lol!! Can I say something? I don't wanna speak for her, I don't know if this is what she meant, but in the context of biblical, man is the head, woman is the neck, ordained-by-God-marriages....she's right about the order. Faith based marriage is a pyramid. God at the top, husband and wife are each of the sides, if there are kids, they are the bottom (base). Without all that, it still sounds like what she's saying is children are happy(iest) growing up inside a relationship where their parents are in love.
Lawd. lol!!
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53 minutes ago, drivethroo said:
I don't see Nene being rude or mean to somebody for no reason; she had a problem with Cynthia and Kenya, not Mike and Marc.
The difference between Mike and Marc is that while Mike might like Nene very much and have no personal problem with her, he is Team Cynthia so if Nene is upsetting Cynthia, he's not going to ki'ki and kick it with Nene.
I think Marc absolutely WOULD ki'ki and kick it with Nene, even knowing how much she upsets Kenya and that's the difference between Mike/Todd and Marc.
But I'm not having too much sympathy for Kenya because she encouraged Apollo to come ki'ki and kick it with HER, knowing how much it upset Phaedra. So, chances come around.
Cynthia knew a proposal was coming, but she didn't know the when, where or how. That was part of Mike's surprise and joy. See, Kenya didn't spoil Cynthia's moment. Kenya spoiled MIKE's moment because Mike wanted to see the shock and surprise on Cynthia's face as he proposed to her. Don't be mad your man gave you an afterthought proposal while everyone else's man plans their proposals out.
Y'aint even gotta wonder. It's what he said at the table. The other husbands made it a point to be like: I'm cool with who's cool with me, unless, that person is disrespecting my wife, then all bets are off. Marc stressed that he's fine regardless of Nene's history with her. Which made Kenya remind him that she'd referred to Brooklyn as an intrauterine water buffalo. We don't have to guess, he'd buy Nene a drink if he saw her.
22 minutes ago, Sheenieb said:Yep. She wanted to steal Cynthia's joy because of her own failing marriage. Kenya is the worst type of person to have as a friend. You can never truly be friends because she's an underminer. Good for Kandi for ripping into Kenya about it.
Which brings me to:
Oh, Kenya wasn't sorry at all. What floored me was when she said, "Stop Kandi, you're going to make me feel bad." Going to make me feel bad? Bitch, you SHOULD feel bad. But as we determined last week, Kenya is an awful person who attracted a man as mean, or meaner, than she is.
Cynthia may have known a proposal was coming, but she didn't know when. Staying on Cynthia for a bit, the wiggy looking wig and the billowy dress at the party was not it. I don't know if it's extreme contouring, or as another poster upthread wrote, the heavy eyelashes, but Cynthia looks pinched.
Todd continues to be a letdown this season. His immaturity gets bigger each episode. Telling Kandi that she's afraid of success? Todd, have you met your wife? Kandi can sit on her ass for the rest of her life and be OK financially. Kandi and Todd have that hustle gene in common, but what Kandi's saying is complete one project first, then move on to the next one. Don't have 50-11 projects at one time because it's impossible to pay attention to all. Quality will suffer.
That dinner was... wow. It's hard to watch when spouses don't like each other, so I can only imagine what it was like sitting there. Kenya is a lot of things, but she seems to be smart with money, so I doubt she would front and have a nice-ass car, but her home is in flux. If Marc married Sheree, then I could understand. So, I don't know where he was coming from with "take care of the house first, then the car." Kenya had to shut him down with "my house is paid for, so..." Like, how does he NOT know that?
And his proposal? "Guess who's official?" What does that even mean? She wasn't official before the engagement? The ring legitimized her? We see how all of this legitimacy is working out.
Yes, yes, ya'll what I didn't think needed to be said was that Cynthia didn't know. We all saw them discussing getting married on camera. I'm saying that element of surprise wasn't the issue (that a proposal was imminent) only the when and how remained. I'm agreeing lol, I said she was a joy stealer because she took away the only remaining part Cynthia had left to enjoy. Cynthia did need a beating for that hair and makeup. Mindnudge: Kandi's "I did my makeup myself" made me giggle.
23 minutes ago, LibertarianSlut said:I tend to think things flow better that way when children are being raised by two parents who are in madly in love. And it's like Marc is purposely denying that to her. He's not some good guy who fell out of love. He bit off more than he can chew, and he's making Kenya pay for it.
Nods. withdrawal of affection. wait, I've said it so lemme stand by it. I don't think there ever was affection. I was shocked he smiled at times during dinner. He's not some good guy. /fin
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12 minutes ago, drivethroo said:
The person who is going to be the saddest about them not working out will be Jackie, not Simone. My prediction is this:
- Jackie said something very foul and shitty to Simone.
- Simone said to herself, let me step back from this bitch for a minute so I don't say something she regrets.
- Jackie, being arrogant and thinking she's never wrong, wants to hang out and ki'ki with Simone as if nothing ever happened.
- Simone, says you know what? I'm good right now...I'm just gonna sit over here and I'll holla at you later.
They've distanced themselves from each other...when Andy asks what the deal is, Jackie, being arrogant and thinking she does no wrong, claims it's Simone bailing on the friendship, without acknowledging the part she played in where it went wrong.
When it's cold outside and Jackie has nobody to hold because Curtis is out there cheating, she'll call Simone when her new pals can't be reached for support. And Simone will be there for her, but it won't be the same because Simone is always going to have that side-eye looking at Jackie.
Oh girl I totally get it. I'm speaking from personal experience when I say it doesn't even have to be foul. When interpretation takes the place of communication, it winds up where it winds up. Each of them should be able to give the other the benefit of the doubt that's built into 20 years of history but that's what I mean by sometimes you can't see past yourselves. We get stuck, we get proud, it gets easier not to reach for your friend and one day the distance is too great. They'd both suffer but Simone would not be comforted by the righteousness of being correct, that don't mean shit when you gotta pause before dialing your bff's number.
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1 hour ago, Empress1 said:I saw the last 15 minutes because I thought Married to Medicine was coming on. Mark (who I think is really handsome) doesn't like Kenya at ALL. And he has flashes of niceness (he seems to like Todd and Mike, and when Kenya told him Mike and Cynthia got engaged he seemed genuinely happy for them), so it seems like he just really doesn't like Kenya.
I didn't even see Kenya spoiling the engagement but when Mark called her on it in the car I thought "She probably did," because Kenya is just really not a nice person. And then seeing that Kandi called her on it in the moment and was mad about it just cemented that.
This heffa. She's a gottam joy stealer. And worse, she likes doing it. Imma need you to catch it on rewatch, I want your reaction to the conversation that follows. Kandi pulls her collar and she........ok well you let us know what you think.
My jury's still out on whether or not Kenya *spoiled* a proposal Cynthia knew was coming but it's enough for me that put herself someplace she didn't belong for some mess-ass shits n' giggles. It's a shitty trade off, but I'm here for every damn shoulder shrug that nonchalant husband delivered on camera.
Sue me, I loved the way Mike executed the proposal. Question mark on a bottle, at a wine opening. #TeamCorny I thought it was cute as hell.
Ya'll? I'm confused enough on a day to day. Kenya's husband's name is Marc. Lol. Now each time I see one of you has edited your post and the edits did not include correcting Marc's name, my spirit is conflicted lol! While there are two Mikes on the show (Cynthia's man and Eva's man) Kenya's husband isn't one of em. :)
37 minutes ago, Pearson80 said:I don't care for Kenya, she has always been mean and cruel. Messing up Cynthia's surprise was an example of that last night. The many ways she went after Porsha really said who she was. Porsha never did anything but mess up her title and that was it for her. I also think she was intimidated by Porsha's beauty. Kenya is a beautiful woman on the outside but ugly on the inside. I do think being rejected by her mom has contributed to that. There comes a time in one's life when you have to take responsibility and do better.
I believe Mike over her any day. Mike saying that Kenya likes flash while he doesn't was another clue into the dynamics of their unhealthy unhappy marriage. I hope for their little girl, they are able to separate amicably. Kids are often collateral damage when their parents go to war with each other. Kenya will not let Mike go without a fight. I expect her to be selfish vicious vile and heartless. I have to say that the guys defending Nene was surprising.
The ladies of this show are just beautiful different shades of Black. Their faces don't look plastic. I wish they did not all have cantaloupes in their chest. Kandi has gotten better looking and she has not aged a bit. Good black don't crack indeed. She looked absolutely beautiful in her talking head.
This is why she stays unlikable. No levels to it. The slight could be completely unintentional. Shit, half the time it's not a slight at all but she going balls to the wall to get that back. No temperance, at all.
Marc, lol, has no merit for the basis of his complaint. If flash turns you off and you go head and propose to a whole Miss USA, you should probably shut the entire fuck up. He said something I started to agree with - about prioritizing a house or home or other responsibilities before riding around in a Bentley. I was like you know what, you righ.....until she reminded him that she built that house from scratch on a plot of land that cost her $46 and paid off the land and construction costs before they ever met. So...........
Prenups too. At 45? yo, these are second date conversations fam. You can't have shit I made with my own ass cheeks.
Nene's note was nice and all but
I didn't see na'am apology.
6 minutes ago, queenbee24 said:Best days of Kenya's life: Winning Miss USA then WAYYY below that getting married... and where does Brooklyn figure in? Wow, priorities.... the more I see the more I think this isn't a character, this is who Kenya is. What evidence do we have to dispute that? She has no relationships that haven't failed in any part of her life.
Kandi is so pretty with short hair, many women can't work that but she looks so good with it. And Marlo is looking pretty (except that monstrosity titty sling dress she wore to Cynthia's party).
^ that's what Kandi said. Like, damn. You just had that baby. And ma'am? You're 50, why is winning miss usa even really in the top 5 considering all your other accomplishments, excluding motherhood. Based on how Marc was acting towards her, I don't think it was a legitimate statement, she was using it to dig at him. They should be divorced, all that passive aggression winds up being real aggression. Hasn't he done this 3 other times?
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On 12/21/2019 at 8:08 PM, sATL said:
Huh???
LMAO!!! Real random right? lol. Toya said a bunch of Zen sounding things about her dressing room, not the least of which was, it's a place of peace, you can't be mad in this closet, etc. I hate it to say it cause I clowned her for it initially but I see why. Smokey grey suede, nail studded doors?
She right, can't nobody be mad in that closet.
but this chick here:
11 hours ago, LibertarianSlut said:I don't like Contessa's tough love. Ok, Gunnery Sergeant Hartman.
The. Entire. Fuck? First of all Loretta Castorini, get away from me.
Second of all, miss me with the we've all been through something speech. You might know what it's like to miscarry. You don't know what it's like to be childless. Furthermore, I'm still going through it. Thirdermore, this ain't boutchU! Your struggle ain't my struggle. Fourth of all, this closet has replaced the ladies room as a place of peace and neutrality. You're hollering at me in Switzerland. Fifth of all, at least 2 of you muffucahs who are losing your mind at the fact that I'm losing mine? Took an oath to first do no harm. Bitch, you harming me!
I'm gone disagree with ya'll though, I don't think Buffie's breakdown came out of nowhere. I think Jackie re-exacerbated feelings that are very close to the surface. Having someone outside your inner circle be cavalier about their...responsibility/contribution in forcing you to confront something you're managing at your own pace might be enough to get all the way hell bent about. I don't mind how off the rails Buffie sounded because I don't think grief or trauma has to look neat or manageable to other people. They know what the problem is, that's enough. They're not entitled to say how she processes it, that's hers.
5 minutes ago, Pickles said:Didn't we at one time see Buffie in Jackie's office as a patient? Maybe I am dreaming.
I am really over Jackie. She is just astonished that anyone would think had she had done anything wrong, since she is Saint Dr. Jackie and she knows best about everything.
Curtis is gross. He seems to almost threaten to cheat again. Who would put up with that creep?? Jackie makes this big show now of pandering to him. Gag.
Copntessa thinks she is a drill sergeant and can just bark commands at people so they will fall into line. Maybe she needs to get back in the army. She could have troops saying yes ma'm to her and she would have power and feel the respect that she seems to think she deserves. However, her whole storyline was a fairy tale for the show. She just took a break for a semester from her program. Big deal. They built it up into some huge drama, of course.
get out my head lol.
Jackie said I can't understand why Simone, my friend of 20 years who knows me better than anybody here, wants me to continue to apologize. Girl.
It's because your fren who loves you, knows you well enough to know to look out for you. That first one wasn't shit and we saw that. Andplusalso, this is all around not a good look for you, personally, professionally, none of that because you didn't have a right to bring it up in the first place and most importantly, you opened up a wound she is and has been dealing with privately, in public. Forget being a doctor, you're supposed to aim higher as another woman with the same painful experience. Simone is seeking to cloak your dumb ass by asking you to apologize again. Talmbout I don't know if this group is for me if I have to keep explaining myself. You could always spend some time with Curtis' new girlfriend, picking out furniture for the reno and stuff. Or, OR, just be less of a dick. You mad your aint shit to begin with ass husband has all these thinly veiled threats of infidelity each time you stay at work past 5:30. You mad you gotta placate this muffucah into not being an asshole ever again when that's who he's already shown you he is. Shiddd, I would be too, say that. Buffie's a good one. Id've been called up Joseline and jumped weeks ago.
15 minutes ago, drivethroo said:But Jackie is arrogant and didn't appreciate Simone telling her she needs to apologize to the simple bitch Buffie, told Simone so, Simone has distanced herself and this is where the "you're a grudge holder" comes from in the previews.
Man I'd hate it if these two didn't work it out. I'm not a fan of the reason and season idea. I think with besties, especially women friends, if it's long and real, it (should be) for life, but sometimes you just can't get past yourselves.
Contessa has been through something. She goes from zero to I'm finna black out and drop kick your ass over shit that ain't got nothing to do with the original conversation - I'm trying to pick out the theme. Somebody help, because she's done it before I just don't remember with whom and what they'd done. Is it close talking, or does somebody have to be physically putting their hand on her or.......?
Mariah made me laugh with her: I don't [fight?] horses, I ride em. lol. But you digging at somebody bout wearing a whole clydesdale ponytail? You? Now, bitch.
where's @LibertarianSlut? Girl see what you was trying to tell me bout not blocking my blessing because the packaging might be extra fluffy? I want a husband that won't say shit when I spend 2500 of his American dollars to rent a camel.
Does anybody watch Ready to Love? I reallly reallly need a thread and somebody to talk shit with, I got a suitcase of shade to unpack lol.
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{{tapsmic}} testing, one two, one two.....this thing on?
Ay man. I hate Chrissy Lampkin with the heat of a thousand pedicure massage chairs. She needs to run that bully ass energy on over to who she's really mad at - Jimmy and Nancy. Why does anybody still speak to this chick, considering she acts as though she's entitled to a conversation and it's too long and tough a road for her to apologize. She really sat in Kimbella's face talking about: we both acted badly and I may have gotten a little aggressive. 4 grown women could not pull you off this chick. You lucky as hell not to have caught that case. Wait?!! But then fixed her mouth to say we were supposed to take better care of each other, as women. I did not take care of you in that moment.
It's probably old by now but I needed Erica to quit talking about being vulnerable when it comes to being cheated on. -_-
Girl. Safaree's dick is said to be of gothic and legendary proportion. Andplusalso? He's Jamaican. Can we go now?
Papoose getting Buddens all the way together. YASSSSSSSSS!!! See if more men talked to men about wtf they're actually supposed to be doing? There'd literally be less fuckery in the world. Plus I want him to get through to Joey so he can quit hoin enough to be with Tahiri. Cyn is whiny af. Don't nobody wanna hear all that bah bah bah bah bah all the damn time. shat.
Fat Joe was talking to Remy like a real manager. I swear when he said everytime I see you I see the baby, I cracked up. He's right though, you can't come from a bid, win artist of the year and fade into obscurity. I was struggling to hold them tears in with her, those postpartum hormones are an entire asshole.
The highlight of the show for me was Yandy reading the foreclosure blog notice out loud. BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! I mean what this tastes like, to me, is turnip greens and vindication. Did she not JUST finish reiterating that the reason she stayed on Jimmy was his mentality was spend every nickel you make, don't worry about the pse&g bill. Tf are you even doing with a mortgage? Ok so I'm here about every shady messy ass public piece of shit talkery Yandy wants to orate about Jim and Chrissy and how stupid he is with HIS money. Every single time Chrissy wanna get at her, I hope she says: now I've done some stuff in my life. {{ReethaFranklinvoice}} but I ain't never....lost my house......over a hunnit dollars. Ya raggedy bitch. I fux with Yandy, she was right about Jimmy then and she's still right and Chrissy don't have a ham hock to stand on.
Whatchya'll doin? lol
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Miss Buffie and Miss Toya? ya'll better come on through thick thighs saving lives!! I love it. Toya had the entire relaxation working for one purpose. Ole selfish ass. Lol.
5 hours ago, Empress1 said:I've heard of goat yoga and: hard pass. I don't see the point. I fell out when Quad asked "What's a billy goat doing here?"
Bravo Atlanta reality show crossover time (re: Cynthia Bailey)!
What the hell's a billy goat doing here is bouta be my: "I wanna drive the boat" of 2020. That was a good and hearty belly laugh because Buffie sure did just prance him up on that porch like that was the most natural thing in the world. No gawd. Don't bring your cute lil yorkshire terrier into the Startbucks and don't bring a goat up into the "spa". That girl called that place a cottage ya'll. 😞 that cottage kitchen could eat up my entire first floor. I need to find me a dullard ass doctor.
Please say that Heavenly and Damon carrying on about Alaura going to the movies was just for show. Act like the baby is running away with David Koresh or some shit. It's Star Wars, damn. Can she be 13?
I thought Contessa and Scott had real beef but, between a psychiatrist who makes house calls and puts her naked toes in your shag rug and Scott's 180 degree turn in like 2 weeks....? I don't know anymore. This whole thing didn't seem super conversable to begin with? Like we see her mention a nanny in the previews and I was like dammit, we legit got punked, this entire "problem" start to finish is a real life marriage talk ya'll could've had between netflx episodes.
Jackie needs to leave Curtis and be done with it. She wasn't/isn't done with all the grief and misery he brought into her life. Say that. Hollering at some random lady cause she said keep my very personal business outcha mouth. You sound crazy as hell.
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21 minutes ago, Neurochick said:
I think Kenya is very ugly on the inside. On WWHL, she said something about Nene being "bipolar" and I could hear the gasps in the audience. I think even Andy was stunned. Kenya should look at HER OWN life instead of being shady and talking about everybody else. I wouldn't want to be in a relationship with her either, plus I think she has bad skin.
mmhmm, she was referring to the clip we keep seeing. Andy showed Nene talking to the life coach and asked Kenya what she thought of it. Kenya said: is she (the *therapist*) even a life coach? because if so, she's failing Nene because that* sounded bipolar. Outta context I can see how it might sound shitty and muddled. In context, she's calling Nene's behavior figuratively bipolar.
*the conflict of full contrition while remaining obstinately unapologetic. Like an empty purse and a wet booty. Them two don't go together.
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24 minutes ago, Iguessnot said:
Did you see Kenya on WWHL? I thought she looked very pretty, but it took her no time at all to shade Quad in the evil way she attacks folks. Andy even read questions from viewers asking why Kenya treated Quad that way and it just went downhill as she tried to justify her foul behavior.
That thing turn't left fast, didn't it? lol! See that's the exact type of interaction I'm talking about. Quad and Andy got to the bottom of it quickly because it turns out Kenya was present-day reacting to some shit Quad said a hundred years ago that she wasn't pressed to respond to then. She's not a good actress for a reason. You can't be both nonchalant and big hurt, that ain't how unbothered works. Shade delivery is as much about humor as it is about being a sniper with the burn. But she can't bring the humor because she ain't past it. Kenya is the sour part of the sour patch kid, she don't show up with band aids and a hug lol. I loved that Quad made her look and sound a whole petty ass for not just coming out and saying you hurt my feelings in 1996. Ain't this how we got to: raggedy relationships? all this wear out your nerves back and forth. Tuh! that'll make you forget a bish is still a beauty queen.
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12 minutes ago, Hiyo said:
That we know of....yet.
There was that one season where they were out of town doing...something like Habitat for Humanity? Or repairing houses after a hurricane? Something along those lines. And she did help out Phaedra with the school in Michigan.
That's all I've got lol
Lol! Now girl you know one of em would've come for that Oscar Meyer coin already. His tattoo philosophy seems to make no sense whatsoever, but so far anyway, it looks like his prophylactic policy is airtight. Tee hee!
You know what? You right lovie, you right. I feel like an asshole for remembering that she argued with somebody on site for..? showing up late? But you right though, she did do a completely selfless and genuinely nice thing.
Ya'll shady as fuck for waiting for the rest of that sentence ^ lol!
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9 hours ago, Jade Foxx said:
Portia, c’mon now. You chose this?
Would you please take a look at this expression. They the same tribe, Beloved. Dennis is a whole muffucah. But he's straight. In Atlanta. He's got a comfortable income, has never been married, she has no other baby's mothers to deal with and nobody to ar'ga with bout dividing this pie. That's a black ass unicorn you looking at. I'm sure it was difficult but believe me she was looking for the opportunity to forgive him.
1 hour ago, qtpye said:It is obvious that Todd does not want this child. This was his whoops and now he's got a whole new family, complete with a wealthy spouse, he does not really want her in his life. It is probably annoying that she is the spitting image of him and a reminder that dumb decisions (unprotected sex) have consequences.
I feel bad for the girl but at least she has an understanding step mom. Kandi has always been generous to a fault to those she cares about so her attitude is not surprising. Plus, she knows the pain of an absentee father.
I know Nene thinks blonde is her signature but I always thought she would look better with a different color.
I used to think Keny had the on camera fake relationships so that she could keep her personal life private but now I think something about Kenya just repels men despite her being a beautiful woman. It confounds me that she has never had a real relationship on the show.
I remember her first season fakeness with Walter? He did not want to have anything to do with her and then she accused him of stalking her when she saw him at Kandi's party. Then there was the African prince no one had ever seen. Portia had an African Prince as well but he was real and Portia was sort of one of his many side pieces, but at least he did exist.
Then came the personal trainer that was looking for camera time and turned out to be abusive when he did not get it.
She should have just stayed with Kordell....at least he had money and fame.
I think Todd's thing with Kaela is she's grown, why does this relationship seem to be so needs-based. He bout to find out for the first time how to sit super still and be a make up guinea pig or spend an hour and a half drinking imaginary tea with teddy bears. Daughters will turn you into a whole punk no matter how old they are I just don't think it's a comfortable place for him today, especially without experience. He wants Kaela to man up and handle it.....I don't know maybe that's the way Sharon raised him.
When I see Nene with her life coach I wonder if she looks at that clip and thinks to herself: did I just say I wanna own what I did without having to apologize for it?
Looking at Kenya's romantic relationships on screen is uncomfortable. Physically? I can absolutely see why she'd stop traffic. I also know that dudes will entertain some high maintenance bullshit and conceit for the trade off of a Kenya Moore on their arm. But aside from being a genuine guy-level pain in the ass, ya'll she's not a nice person, like ever. Can anybody think of a time she did something totally, altruistically, nice for someone else? I mean the reason she was so put the fuck out that Walter expressed that he would stampede over her if he thought he had a shot with Kandi was because beyond the gorgeousness* of it all, at her core, she is......unkind, unflattering, unnecessarily critical, condescending and naturally combative. Yes I get that your emotions have to be an entire mess if your mama don't like you (and she likes everyone), but I don't think I've ever seen Kenya have a conversation with anyone that didn't end unbecomingly. Ya'll who in the everlasting fuck wants to be exhausted like that for life? So. As shiddy mcgitty as it sounds, I'm here for every time she finna execute a fake ass purse-sob in her lawyer's office.
*I'm tryna link this to the show. Imma get yanked in a second lol. In the meantime though, to emphasize the point that gorgeousness and shittiness don't have to be linked, congratulations:
Miss USA, Miss Teen USA, Miss Universe, Miss America and Miss World. For the first simultaneous time in history, all black women. blackgirl:
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16 hours ago, Stats Queen said:
Marlo’s event - 7 wigs for 7 ________
Tonight’s Mad Lib Game - everyone fill in the blank 😀
.....7 brothers
1 hour ago, Boofish said:When a woman has no "edges" it means around the front of her hair is bald or balding. It happens a lot with African American women because of heat or other harsh styling (such as braids) Sometimes it's the unfortunate luck of the draw like men who bald; it just happens. My daughter's outer hairline (sorry edges) has always been problematic and there were times when you could visibly see her scalp; thank goodness none of these cursed sea creatures were around in the 90's to point that out to her. All them claiming how well they "read" people is a joke. Yelling insults back and forth is not a good "read." Black women on reality shows love using edges, age and fertility as weapons - it's classless and disgusting.
On a different superficial note I personally think Porsha and Shamea's babys are ugly. Yeah I said it; not all babies are cute. Kenya baby is passable but barely.
Girl whhaaaaaat?? You gets an Auntie Pearline church ear pull for this. Gitchoass inna corner! Lol. I don't know who's cuter than the Wades Shady Baby™, Kaavia James Union Wade, right at this very moment but give each of them another year. Kenya's baby looks like an actual doll. You gotta see Shamea's baby showing those 6 lil teeth. PJ is a sweetie but super unexpressive. I'd take a bite outta her cheek if we met.....maybe not, I only bite babies if they bite me first. You know who you sound like don'tchu......?
1 hour ago, qtpye said:This is so wrong to say, but it almost feels like he resents her presence. I always get the feeling of "I did not sign up for this" when he is around her. Well, Todd, maybe you should of used some damn protection and birth control all those many years ago.
He treats her like she is the fly in the ointment of his perfect life, complete with rich wife and two kids.
I like that Kandi seems nice to her but I bet Mama Joyce and Kandi's family probably treat her like a second class citizen.
Yeah we saw it just before their wedding. They treat her like a redheaded, well......stephchild.
Todd was an asshole. Now he's got experience in parenting so now what? That's not the time to go over and hug/apologize to your daughter?
6 minutes ago, Rlb8031 said:So I think a huge part of the whole Todd parenting thing is directly related to this. First, if you look at his relationship with Ace, he is clearly bonded and close with that little boy, so its not like he is lacking in his ability to love. I just think that like many men, Todd hasn't been around young girls, and having missed out on bonding with her as a small child, he just doesn't understand what she wants or what makes her tick. And yes, he's probably parenting the way he was parented, which is very different than how he would have been parented if he had been a girl. I don't think he sees or recognizes that.
Finally, I wonder if part of the reason that he doesn't allow Kandi to do equally for Riley and Kayla is that deep down he doesn't want Kayla to rely on Kandi's money but to be comfortable only with what he can provide for her. He certainly doesn't have the ability to fund a $5k a month apartment in NYC for her, and perhaps he wants her to understand while he will do for her and care for her, it will be based only upon what he's able to provide, not what her stepmom can give her.
I was hoping that Kandi would explain to him that as a young girl, she needs both the dad who will help her be strong and self-sufficient and the dad that will give her a hug and tell her that she is his princess. Todd pursuing his version of parenting will have a kid that is capable, but may not have one that is loving towards him. Hopefully he'll see that before she moves out of his orbit for good.
I'd already starting writing, but this gave me the feels. Especially the bolded. I never saw Todd as a golddigger but I think other people's impression that he is/was, especially Kandi's coven, made his approach: I'm proving all of you wrong. Kandi was willing to make sure he signed the prenup that left him with the shirt on his back if they ever break up. I'm not even mad at that, but what he expressed at the time was surprise because it wasn't just about him. It was understood that what she was implying, extended to Kaela as well. Which had to have left him thinking I will not ever, never, forever eva? be in the position to allow her or her family to say see? we knew you was after her dough, ya money grubbing no good ass bum. Meanwhile, he's an independent producer with his own investments that have come from handling the structural, financial aspect of each project she has entered into since they've been together. She's said she doesn't like it when he's away from home (working independently of her) because it keeps him away. You can't have it both ways so she's shitty for this. I ramble, but anyway, the more I think about it, the more I understand his insistence on the separation actually. He should probably explain it to Kaela off camera cause between rejection of Kandi's offers of help and his emotional withdrawal, it looks like he doesn't care about his baby. That would make me sad.
I told ya'll last episode I can't muster n'aam piece of sympathy for Kenya. Sow --> Reap.
Cynthia: nene blah blah first blah blah Iowncare blah blah
Nobody:
I like Tanya. She makes yummy looking salad. She's dressed in heels at home for no good gottam reason and sue me, I'm drawn to a bish who can't wait to put on a carnivale crown.
Yovanna is definitely the person who recorded Cynthia on the phone. Lol. That's why nobody from the AU wants to acknowledge they knew her. Ole mess-ass.
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50 minutes ago, qtpye said:
Kandi is tailoring Riley's life with all the privileges she could never of dreamed of growing up. It must be fantastic to grow up hard, make something of yourself using your god given talents, and then provide luxury and opportunity for your daughter. I just hope it does not spoil Riley too much.
I'm here for every minute of the sentiment of this. I go back and forth about the execution. On Riley's 16th birthday she posted a gofundme link and then black twitter was like lil girl if you don't git your millionaire mama having ass the entire fuck outta here..... Then Kandi turned it into a whole mill talmbout she was just doing what 16 year olds everywere do on their birthday. A. 4 years ago I had a 16 year old. She never. B. Ain't $40M large in my td simple checking account. Long story story short, she took the link down, The donations of clout chasers whom had already contributed were sent to a charity Riley/Kandi chose. Tuh. Like I said, I do love that like most parents she wants hers to have not only what she didn't but the best they can have. And I'm willing to overlook ^^ this shit here because she also always seeks to include Kayla in a way that almost makes up for Joyce being an asshole about her exclusion.
Girl we may have to be okay about the probability that this ship has sailed. That baby don't know how to turn water into ice.
Speaking of assholes, Kenya has the worst case of displaced aggression I've ever seen. What was the magic word, energy? Bish run that same vibe back on over to your husband. Look ya'll, I'm only finna feel so bad for this chick. She said when they met, he smooth *acted* unimpressed to meet her, to the point that he left her in the restaurant without so much as a how do you do. That's not aloofosity beloved, he don't kuuuuuur. Andplusalso on behalf of camp double deez, stay your ass outta Forever 21, H&M and/or Vicky's Secret, they not talking to us.
I need the housewives to rifle through the diaspora that is the lacefront and full frontal, potentially edge challgened collection. I can see myself in box braids anytime.
Eva: "..................good day and enjoy your noodles!"
Somebody: That was funny. I don't see any noodles
Eva: "they right there on her plate"
Bravo Camera 1: close up on Kenya's ramen
3 minutes ago, Hiyo said:Yes, DeShawn was nice and classy.
She was also a cure for insomnia.
She also didn't wanna stay on tv through her personal scandal. I think Eric married that other lady. She reminds me of whasshername on RHOP, hincty, basketball player's ex.
No Nene is like wearing Nicoderm. Every day is easier until one morning you're like....I used to smoke?
Porsha looked lovely talking to her mom. I still wanna know where everybody going everyday that a body con dress looks normal.
16 minutes ago, Dance4Life said:A SUV is hard to drive...??? A SUV is the easiest car drive!
Especially, a luxury Porsche.
My hardest car to drive was a BMW convertible. It was gorgeous ......but, that thing was so low to the ground and only had 2 doors. Because, of the low profile tires I used to get blow outs frequently and while driving. Very dangerous. This BMW convertible is considered the quintessential teen car.
Riley is a full size girl and will not have any problems driving her SUV as I am child size and just love mine.
I am happy to see Riley getting spoiled. Kandi just had another baby girl.....and, hopefully we won’t see Riley have any jealousy issues with her mom’s new family.
Not only because of the money, but because she is growing up with her father which she did not have.
For the most part, Riley seems like a well adjusted girl.
I kinda hated that scene because I feel it was fueled by Kandi.
And, it was Kandi who made Riley look bad. The ice tray was not a big deal. I mean....$7,000 a month and the fridge does not have an ice maker....?. I do not think any of us will buy our main kitchen fridge without an ice maker. So, the apartment landlords kinda cheap out on that!
Kinda like buying a TV without a remote. Nobody wants that!!!! I mean, even WiFi is a necessity. LOL!
Kandi does have this thing that when she gives you something......she likes to make a huge show of it and it makes her HWs scenes. She did the same to Mama Joyce.
Not to speak on anybody's behalf. I would think the reason SUVs aren't advisable for new/young or even not young but first time drivers is because a car with a naturally higher and less stable center of gravity is not what a demographic known for impulsive decision making/behavior should drive. And by that I don't mean she doesn't "deserve" a porsche or what not, I mean kids in fast cars, drive fast. It's not a smart thing to aid, nevermind in the category of car that will tip over if you don't know what you're doing taking a corner. The technicalities aside, I {{popscolla}} tested a couple Cayennes over the summer. The field of vision sucks (it's very narrow) so why make it harder for a teen to see? Lissen don't mind me, I need for my child to know what a blind spot is even if her car beeps and talks and shit. I like Kandi. She seems to want her kids to have real and practical experiences and she wants them to have the best of everything. Those can look oppositional. I did pregiggle when she said you have the life.....I swear I was waiting for her to say "of Riley" - me, screaming at the tv: how are you not gonna finish that punny!!!!
While I'm still working in the Department of Knowitalls, landlords (in NY anyway) don't have to provide a fridge, but if they do, it'll be just a fridge. It ain't finna tell you you outta milk or nothin. Now you know she wasn't just put out at the inconvenience of no icemaker, she said, um, where do I get ice? Lawd. Dammit, I guess I can stop calling myself siddity, my fridge doesn't have an ice maker in the door, it's in the freezer lol! Nevermind regular square cubes, they need to teach this child how to get everywhere on the island by subway.
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10 hours ago, Axie said:I am glad that someone finally told Teresa that Joe’s legal problems are of his own making. And, even better that it came from her father. I’m so tired of them playing victim.
Why do these women discuss their personal problems with their young daughters?
This needs to stop. Today. Ya'll know how I feel about involving children in grown folks business. Or even children who are grown folks in grownier folks business. You changed this baby's diaper, let an 18 year old be 18. Shit.
Husbands: "raise your hand if [you think] Frank is banging Delores"
Husbands:
Zdub:
Frankie Fitness Lunk: "She's not gonna accept an apology, she's a female attorney, they have to have the last word"
Also, just known as: an attorney.
When I see Margemama, all I can focus on is the face parentheses. Look, we all gone get there but if these dig into ya mouth corners, pull back on the make up. You and your daughter can't both be 55. Somebody close by was cutting onions when Margie described still being affected by feelings of abandonment in her childhood. It might not be the most abusive kind of neglect, but it does go to show that, man kids will bounce back from damn near anything. I couldn't figure out if they were just taking apartment tours for the hell of it or what. Just build a guest house in the back and write it off as an office. Am I missing something?
Jackie's black hose and bobby pins and Jennifer's dangling participle of an eyelash.
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12 hours ago, laprin said:
I still don’t understand how they can afford it when they just paid off back taxes a couple of years ago. That had to be easily a $1 mil + investment.
I started to say let's Zapruder it. But according to whomever celebliveupdate is, now that they are out of tax debt, between Eugene's salary and hers, they cooooould pay for the architect, the plot and the mortgage in under two years. I laughed at the description of Toya as being "committed" to the series. Tuh! she's making $1.2M gross a year and I'm not sure she finished high school. Sheeeiiiiiid, eva-ree-singletime Bravo called I'd answer the phone like hellohellohello! can you hear me now?
On 11/18/2019 at 7:08 PM, LibertarianSlut said:This was the best episode of the season so far.
First of all, there are no words for how awesome Toya's house was. I don't give a rat's behind if there's no furniture--I'd cut a bitch to live there. Good for them if they can afford it.
Jackie's slip show, while not a HIPAA violation, as she's not Buffie's doctor, is one of two things in my mind. Either:
- she's doing this for a storyline, in which case, shame on her; or
- she realized how cosmically unfair it was for her to lose her fertility and she lashed out at Buffie to displace her pain, which, again isn't normal or healthy, which is apparently the way she's making it out to be
Also, I know very little about the OB-GYN community, but at what point is one officially "infertile"? I would think it would be with menopause or if your doctor sat you down and told you that there was no chance your egg could be fertilized. Is Buffie definitely infertile, or has it just not happened yet, despite a tremendous amount of trying? Because I'm not a doctor, but I don't know that it was even accuarate for Jackie to say that.
I think it's weird that Buffie gets more screen time than Mariah.
Ok, I'm not a Contessa fan, and I have been vocal that I think she and Scott are at least exaggerating their marriage problems for a storyline, but what the fuck was up with "Dr Metcalfe" taking a telephone call during a therapy session with his wife? I understand that doctors are busy, but there has absolutely got to be 45 minutes to an hour per week that he can completely unplug. And get the fuck out of here by swearing you thought it was on vibrate when Contessa asked you to turn it off. If it's on vibrate, you're going to do the same shitty behavior of taking a call during a therapy session! Vibrate or ring, you still know someone's calling you and you're taking it and that sucks! Dr Littlejohn was so much more professional than the rest of the doctors try to be. Contessa's braids looked really cute in Cabo.
Hey, speaking of Cabo, I thought Toya and Eugene weren't counting that as their first vacation together because they were having unmarried sex! Never change. Anyone catch Toya saying she paid her own way? What did she do prior to marrying?
I was disappointed that more of the couples didn't engage in the dance contest, especially Simone, who is all elbows. That was really fun, though! I'm glad Heavenly and Daddy won, even if Scott was better. I wish Quad had participated just to ruffle Toya's feathers. It's funny that Toya objects so hard to Quad coming on couples' trips when Quad wouldn't fuck with Eugene even if his dick was solid gold. She wouldn't' even give that divorced dentist the time of day.
Although now I see what you were saying about the sedentary lifestyle @ZaldamoWilder. Eugene has regained all of his weight and possibly more, and maybe he was physically incapable of dancing with his wife, which kind of sucks. In my early twenties, I would have thought that was ok, like just dance by yourself, whatever. In my late, late, late twenties, I find it a turn-off. 😉
3. complete and absolute shittiness. Jackie was the one person on this show I could say in mind, with certainty would never do/say [fill in this blank]. She was my MTM litmus.
The thing I love about Damon is how fun he is on the low. But Crush Groove '19? Bruv. You outweigh Scott by a good 2 Butterballs and you're 50. What good is the penthouse suite...in traction?
So, 34?
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3 minutes ago, Sugarbaker said:
I don't think Kenya sees Brooklyn as any extension of herself at all. She saw her as what she thought was a loving result of a relationship hence naming her Brooklyn (where her parents met), & honoring her grandmother hence naming her Doris.
Wondering did the intimacy has gone since Brooklyn's birth, in no way means the baby is some target of hatred for her now. Kenya did have a loving upbringing complete with extended family & siblings. She wasn't raised by rabid wolves.
The baby's middle name is Doris? I don't know what a Doris looks like but I don't picture Brooklyn's face when I think of one.
That's Bethenney. ba-dum-bum.
I've known mothers to be "jealous of the baby" that's how I've heard outsiders articulate what is probably, more accurately the way drivethroo describes it - jealous of the attention that was formerly theirs to take for granted being lavished on the baby. Honestly it's more commonly felt the other way around since initially moms are doing a heavier percentage of the doting (says me).
@LibertarianSlut "he's just not that into you"
Like, at all. They must skip the part of the ceremony where anybody present objects to this union, in St. Lucia, because for why would Marc go through with it, he can't muster up one iota of steam for this woman. Son? you married a Miss USA and ain't got no fux? Ya'll that would mess my mind up for life. Men get slapped turning around to look at me and the once't in a while when I see the one I wound up with, all he cares about is his omelet? Just gawn and take me, Je-sus. I started to think maybe he was just uncomfortable in front of a camera but he's reluctant about all of it, including, but not limited to looking at his wife. I know why she did it. Why'd he?
Kandi please go head and get over surrogacy. Dr. Jackie explained the whole thing. Your egg, big ole Waterhead's sperm, another carrier. Quit calling it weird, you chose this method. Shit.
Nene can miss me with God working on her and a simultaneous tiddy shake. Well bitch, he ain't through with you yet, have a seat. I pray your "friends" tell you to go kiss the entire crack a' they ass in Jesus' name. Q'gonk!
Porsha made me laugh because: first time moms. Folding baby clothes. Lol!!! You can tell when somebody's first baby is 8 weeks old. Lemme see that closet after she turns 1.
Is it really this serious to be wife'd up?
The audience reaction at Bravo Con made me look at them weirdly. Lol. Zolciak coming out was supposed to be the mic drop moment. Girl, I guess.
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4 minutes ago, Jel said:
It does, and aww you also linked us to a coupon! I'm sure it would be very fun for kids.
But for $65? Come on, for half of that I'll give any of my Primetimer buddies half a Costco rotisserie chicken and a good seat in the section of the backyard the dogs favor (raising my eyebrow). I could put them in some medieval horse costumes. Let's do it!
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7 minutes ago, Jel said:
I'm with Zaldamo Wilder on the Medieval Times thing -- like how far away are you from the manure* when you're eating? Please tell me not withing smelling distance 😐
https://www.medievaltimes.com/plan-your-trip/lyndhurst-nj/index.html
I'm Elle Woods in real life. Not. far. away. enough. Lemme know if the link opens up.
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15 hours ago, ghoulina said:
Kam really isn't going to let that "surface friend" thing go, is she? She'll have it inscribed on her motherfucking tombstone.
I found Stephanie's comment about learning to be a good person to others, but not to herself, to be very profound.
Brandi's comment, about how they're waiting to see if the new baby is a full sibling to decide if they want to adopt, rubbed me the wrong way for some reason. Maybe it was because my sisters don't have the same dad as me, but I'd never call them "half" anything.
I thought D'andra's slutty version of her mom was in really poor taste. And Kary needs to stop trying order LeeAnn around. Her motives are so obvious.
Lmao!!!! at which point it may actually be true.
For the reason it sounds like it should have. Take the baby, don't take the baby, but she sounded like a complete fucking idiot basing their consideration on whether or not this is his *whole* sibling. It's his sibling, dumbass. <-- Ooooh look another statement tee lol
3 hours ago, hoosiermom said:I took my family (grandson 5 nephew 12, daughter. SIL and his mother) to Midievil Times near Los Angeles and had a blast. It was VERY expensive! Not sure how much fun it would be for 4 adults. I think it is what you make it.
lil Wilder's 17th birthday, this is where she wanted to go. She and the gaggle absolutely loved it. My feelings were mixed. The food was shockingly much better than I had anticipated (but still about a 6.5 outta 10), I liked that the kids were laughing their assess off from the excitement of the joust, but would I go back? nuh uh. It's just my personal belief that horse shit, hay, javelins and cornbread don't mix. I loved GOT on tv, near my plate? I'm good. Tipped that lady 50% for the indignity of being referred to (by other castledwellers) as a wench. Yeah yeah yeah, historical accuracy, but she's wearing a name tag and you're holding an iPhone, please call her Joanne.
Not sure how to feel about D'eandra. Hasn't she known her mama long enough to foresee this position? Considering that she was asking for more responsibility and decision making power at work and finally got it, is this really (behaviorally) a surprise is what I'm asking.
On 11/12/2019 at 12:16 AM, Hiyo said:I'm cringing already at how some of them will react once they are there...
Did you catch the preview of them on a samlor and somebody is singing what must be an actual song? (because her seat partner joins in) the lyrics of which go something like: "we're in Thailand, where everybody gets a baby elephant"
I feel like if Stephanie can deal with Travis' exhausting ass, Kam should cause her no agitation whatsoever.
Butt sex. Now, drink!
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9 hours ago, sATL said:
Even though Gia might have wrote and was expressing what she felt - part of me thinks that "someone" encouraged her to go to SM to express about how good of a father Juicy is to the girls.
All of the "my father..." sentences. " he hasn't looked or felt this good since his 30s".... hmmm
At 18 - SM is usually for your friends -discussing teen stuff (clothes, makeup, songs, next chapter stuff, etc).... I would think Gia would be keeping her parents legal troubles under wraps as best as she could..ie not something she wants them to replay/repost for the next 24 hours..
In addition to the type of cases the Supreme Court even reviews for consideration, one of the other things I wish someone would say to Gia is that this is not how naturalization works. At all. I was curious as to what Tre's WWHL response to Andy was going to be when he asked if she was gonna write to 45 on Joe's behalf. I looked at my screen like
if she says she's gonna get in touch with the white house is Andy gonna be the one to tell her that an actual matter of constitutional debate right now is whether or not the gov't will allow the nearly 1 million law abiding dreamers who "came into this country when he was one year(s) old" to stay? and b) she knows how to write a letter?
3 hours ago, nr65000 said:As a "mature" lady my own self, I truly don't want to be age shaming, and I'm not...but I have to say that I have never seen cheeks quite as close to poking out of someone's face as Danielle/Beverly's. The scene with her and Theresa in the car was alarming and I don't know what they are using for filler out there in New Jersey but it's .... a lot to take in. They both just look so harsh and Danielle/Beverly looks uneven, dare I even say lumpy? It just looks terrible to me. I have no bone to pick with cosmetic procedures and would happily (and have) done everything I could (afford) to do to try and look my best. I'm just confused because it would seem these women have the funds to afford the best procedures and the best providers and it doesn't seem like they are being well served in this arena.
Because we're studying the wrong pair of cheeks. This chick has had 5 decent looking, wealthy fiances in a row. In. A. Row. ya'll. The crazy is upfront, the emerging market plastic surgery is apparent and yet. She has gotten to keep five Harry Winston stunnas (says me). Say what we will, the girl knows how to make that tootsie roll. Note to self, check Walmart $1 bin for "tha book".
2 hours ago, Kdawg82 said:I actually didn't mind watching this episode. Jen was more real this ep as others stated. The daughter may be getting bullied bc of TV exposure so that's sad. Beverley AKA "Danielle" is really a piece of work. I think her ears are getting really freaky looking bc she likely had some facelift or heaven knows what procedures but she's looking worse for the wear. I don't know how she gets any "men" much less wealthy ones or poaches them from other women. I don't care how good the Beej's are or whatever she does. You have to be able to *look* at the person and she is looking like a sci-fi character.
The Tree ass-kissing has to end. It is sad. Delores is the only one who seems to come across authentic. And Marge, i have to say. They are who they are in any situation. I just don't think a high risk OB/GYN worth his salt is going to appear on this franchise. He kind of creeps me out. He should've stayed off camera. Big Frank seems jealous but he's another shady character. Jackie is annoying still but she wasn't invited to a "Tree-centered" event bc as long as Tree has a say in it, Jackie will have limited scenes on "HER" show. The kids should be off camera to grieve the father's absence. Gia continues to annoy. I see there is animosity and antagonistic behavior between her and Milania. It's going to be another Tree and Joe adult situation all over again unfortunately. Very sad. Gia really did pick up the worst from Tree.
Nope. lol!! Gurrrrl. Did you hear what I said about a tootsie roll? Let's think of this another way. What is the term used to describe a woman with a bangin ass body but whom is not facially attractive? Right, she's called a buttaface. How/why did that come to be a term with assigned meaning? Yeah, men. Please excuse the generalization, but when it comes to their top priority, in the moment, literally, nuttin else matters (don't go back, I meant it lol). Faces are for dudes who wanna fall in love.
3 hours ago, jmcd44 said:I did too-it felt weird. But I liked her talking to her daughter (who I felt so bad for-having food thrown at her? What horrible children) & I LOVED her calling out & calling Danielle “Beverly”. Then she gave Tre a cute wink when she corrected her on the oil & vinegar comment. Like I said it felt weird but I think there was a full moon.
Putting this in a spoiler just in case (about Danielle)Danielle is horrid. I can’t wait until she gets booted for putting her hands on Marge. About time Bravo. Also-I read she is back with Marty. He’s a fool.
Danielle isn’t even good hate watching like Jen usually is-she is like Jim Marchese. Just useless & hateful.
It's somehow even shittier than it sounds. The former friend didn't have the balls to throw the food herself, she told a minion (I wanna say Gabriella said, the girl's boyfriend* was directed to do it). Horrifying. Like march my ass up to the school, sneak into the bathroom, wait all day crouching tiger hidden dragon style, fight a child, horrifying. How she described it? Ya'll. When a baby sheds a lone, fat, Glory-tear? Oh my God. That's somehow worse to me than if they shoulder shake sob. A fair number of us here are parents, what, if anything, would ya'll do about this? Half of me thought: I'd ask the moms over for coffee and see if they even knew what was happening and find out if we could help the girls solve it. The other half of me was like fuck em, you don't ever want to be friends with a bish who could *Carrie* you with a carton of chocolate milk. I'm nonchalant about most of these people, but I'm being for real, that was hard to watch. Especially because Gabriella's the only one of Jennifer's children I don't think is an asshole.
*{{IKEA commercial mom-narrator voice}} boyfriend? isn't 11 the 6th grade? Who authorized this??
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S12.E10: Living on the Edge
in The Real Housewives Of Atlanta
I been checked out. Nene's faces were almost as bad as Kenya's lizard tongue. I only watch those scenes to see how hard the dudes in the background are straining not to stare at em. They're loud and extra hand gesture-y but I think if I were a man and saw Kandi, Kenya, Yovanna and Eva, Bravo edit team would be like that muffucah in the back ruiined our shot, take #34!
Lol. Sis stopped making sounds about 2 seconds in. Shit the security of this ledge would scare me more than the fall.
I think it's Kenya that Nene attacks next week. My thing is why is anyone even pressed enough to pay her anything but dust. If I don't care? BishIowncurr.