Lois Sandborne

This is the biggest sin, in my mind, of a movie that was already going to hell in a handbasket for adding men where no men were necessary. If "we're making it a musical!" is going to be your excuse for redoing an iconic film just 15 years after its initial release, then your music had better be friggin fabulous, and plentiful. And then they wasted Ann Miller, too? Shame on them.

So, I went down with the TWOP ship on Saturday night, but my first move after watching Julia lose was to try and pull up the TWOP Jeopardy board. ('m a slow learner. This feels weird; it's so ... bright here. Hello everyone.) I'm as sad as I can be for someone going out with a record-setting run and a boatload of cash. Julia was an awesome player, and I hope she dominates in the TOC. My mind stuck on John Updike for FJ, even though I know The Witches of Eastwick wasn't anywhere near 1999. And probably not anywhere near an Oscar, for that matter.