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Oh, that's just characters they're playing.

Denise: "I'm not a greedy fucking whore" - as opposed to a Heidi Fleiss whore, or a whore that comes for Thanksgiving dinner? A whore is a whore, darlin'. There's no need to be snooty. What a snooze. The best part was the commercial for Real Housewives of Dallas.

She does - by feeding the homeless weekly at Villa Blanca, which she's been doing for many years (and since before she became a tv celeb, lest she be accused of doing it only for show purposes).

You know it was a shitastic season when all the talk revolved around a mostly absent HW and a "friend of." Congrats to Kyle, though, for finally getting what she's been coveting since S2. I don't normally watch/not watch an ensemble show because of one player, but I might have to reconsider that pattern with LVP gone, and that walking hemorrhoid Rinna still around. A shame, since this show has always been a consistent fave, and one of only two of the franchise that I've watched from the beginning.

Exception or not, the precedent of granting an individual interview in lieu of attending the reunion was still set. Luann was granted the same, too. (Also, although she didn't do a separate interview, Jacqueline (NJ) refused to attend a reunion, and wasn't reprimanded.)

It would hardly be insane given the precedent was already set with Kim Richards years ago.

I seemed to recall it being mentioned that LVP sent food from her restaurants to Camille and her family when they were displaced by the fire, and when doing a quick search to verify, I came across this: https://www.bravotv.com/the-daily-dish/lisa-vanderpump-told-camille-grammer-house-burned-down-california-wildfires It seems odd that Camille wouldn't mention that. Or, did she, and it was edited out?

Gang up on a HW, make an accusation against her, and then call her a liar when she denies the accusation - I wonder where Dorinda and company got that idea? If someone ends up rolling around on the floor in agony after accidently eating soup with a fish-based broth, but then later they knowingly and willingly eat soup with a fish-based broth, then I'm going to assume they were looking to have a reaction. Also, someone who documents their every fart on SM doesn't post a pic from a two-day hospital stay? She didn't fall that far, considering her former co-workers are getting on their hands and knees to scramble for rubbers and pocket rockets. She also said on air that she and Dennis had a private engagement party, which would mean that she did say yes.

No queen + all jesters = struggle

Someone needs to inform Frankel that Real HWs don't get Emmy noms, no matter how much scenery they chew. And, it looks like we'll be subjected to yet another tiring performance next episode. Yippee. Also, did anyone else notice how bruised and scraped her ankle and foot were in the scene where she's packing? It looked like she had been tied and bound with rope. Seriously, what the hell? I loved Kissing Slut's dress, but not for $3K. RIP Bambi. His death was a little extra sad given his mom's comment about being happy with just her Chihuahuas.

Damn. Lisa's had a rough couple of years, what with losing two dogs, her brother, and now her mother.

She ditched her toddler in pursuit of fame and a wallet. It's questionable that she even has feelings. It's XXXpensive being full of ice-coated shit. Yes, and Kyle will fight tooth and nail for Teddi to remain, because she's relishing in finally having a castmate as dumb as herself, and for whom she can play big sister.

Tuna have fins.

Her allergy seems to depend on how much attention she's craving at the moment. Next thing you know, she'll be fleeing a movie theater in hysterics because someone next to her is snacking on Swedish Fish. Since her return, she's managed to funk up almost every vacation with her ridiculous tweak outs and general bitchassness. Thank goodness she wasn't around to mess up the splendor that was "Slutty Island." Except she's not the highest paid HW; there are some that make more than her (way more, in NeNe's case), and some who make the same.

Drunk Erika is as toneless as the other two Erikas. Because that would mean admitting going into LVP's home and insulting her was offensive, and Kyle isn't about to do that kind of reflecting, especially not for her sister's benefit.

How many rails of crushed Adderall did Beth hoover before that ragefest? A sound mind ain't about to get that lit over a cabaret star. Custody hearing judge: "Noted."

But, how many of this season's posts are still about LVP in some way? Not to mention, this forum (or any other) isn't representative of the audience as a whole, as the average viewer doesn't participate in online discussions.

Nope - not one of the other women said they heard Luann screaming about the coffee. There was no screaming, nor mentioning of the skinnyhurl coffee. Beth lied, full stop. As she's wont to do.

Maybe Tins will now zip it about being a mother, since being gifted an object of art worth a few thousand dollars should be satisfactorily equivalent to having a child. From shitfaced to daisy-faced - Sonja really is kind of remarkable that way. It's funny how none of the other women heard Luann screaming (Beth's word). Like her or not, screaming/yelling isn't Luann's style, so I found Frankel's whole spiel to be nothing but a means to mention her diet coffee. (And lo and behold, there was said product sitting front and center on the table a couple of scenes later.) But, does Lu like the pole and the hole? If the gifting had truly been from the heart, then she would've given Ramona the sculpture that was intended for her, despite Ramona not going to the gallery. But... *scratches head* Mario can get it. Barbara's friend, too. I'm betting Luann will be the only one who gets some Miami ass, which will probably be a bone(r) of contention for the others.

I don't know if Brandi admitted it or not, but it definitely was a lie, because she was filmed packing for that trip and LVP wasn't even there.

Rinna serves her daughters three tablespoons of zoodles for lunch, has them take in vitamins intravenously, and pushes them into a modeling career. Of course she's responsible for their eating issues, duh. Not that the hypocritical bitch will ever own it, though. I bet the dogs didn't even get the wasted food, for fear of them becoming chub-chubs. Then it would be full circle with Denise, since the word on the streets, avenues and boulevards is that's how she got with Charlie in the first place. Why did Brandi and her jacked face get a TH? This show is SCRAPIN'.

When put that way, it really makes the amount of money the Umanskys spent on a single birthday party pretty fucking inane. And, now they've set a precedent of spending at least that amount on each of their other three daughters' 30th birthdays. Dummies. How come Paris didn't dj her cousin's party? It's not like they couldn't afford her fees. Wasn't The Agency involved with the sale of the Playboy Mansion? Maybe Kyle and Maurice felt they needed to pay homage to Hefner for helping to provide them with more Birkins and Rolexes. At one point Alexia was double fisting drinks at the party, and she was hungover in an earlier episode. Will history be repeated in twenty years, with Portia pointing a meaty finger and yelling "You're an alcoholic!" at her older sister?

Yeah, but it's so sexy, though. That dog didn't move nor blink either time it was shown. I think it may have been stuffed - as in taxidermied. (And, I really hope I'm wrong about that.) I felt a little bad for A'keria when Aquaria came out in that badass phoenix outfit.