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Oh, that's just characters they're playing.

Denise: "I'm not a greedy fucking whore" - as opposed to a Heidi Fleiss whore, or a whore that comes for Thanksgiving dinner? A whore is a whore, darlin'. There's no need to be snooty. What a snooze. The best part was the commercial for Real Housewives of Dallas.

She does - by feeding the homeless weekly at Villa Blanca, which she's been doing for many years (and since before she became a tv celeb, lest she be accused of doing it only for show purposes).

You know it was a shitastic season when all the talk revolved around a mostly absent HW and a "friend of." Congrats to Kyle, though, for finally getting what she's been coveting since S2. I don't normally watch/not watch an ensemble show because of one player, but I might have to reconsider that pattern with LVP gone, and that walking hemorrhoid Rinna still around. A shame, since this show has always been a consistent fave, and one of only two of the franchise that I've watched from the beginning.

Exception or not, the precedent of granting an individual interview in lieu of attending the reunion was still set. Luann was granted the same, too. (Also, although she didn't do a separate interview, Jacqueline (NJ) refused to attend a reunion, and wasn't reprimanded.)

It would hardly be insane given the precedent was already set with Kim Richards years ago.

I seemed to recall it being mentioned that LVP sent food from her restaurants to Camille and her family when they were displaced by the fire, and when doing a quick search to verify, I came across this: https://www.bravotv.com/the-daily-dish/lisa-vanderpump-told-camille-grammer-house-burned-down-california-wildfires It seems odd that Camille wouldn't mention that. Or, did she, and it was edited out?

Gang up on a HW, make an accusation against her, and then call her a liar when she denies the accusation - I wonder where Dorinda and company got that idea? If someone ends up rolling around on the floor in agony after accidently eating soup with a fish-based broth, but then later they knowingly and willingly eat soup with a fish-based broth, then I'm going to assume they were looking to have a reaction. Also, someone who documents their every fart on SM doesn't post a pic from a two-day hospital stay? She didn't fall that far, considering her former co-workers are getting on their hands and knees to scramble for rubbers and pocket rockets. She also said on air that she and Dennis had a private engagement party, which would mean that she did say yes.

No queen + all jesters = struggle

Someone needs to inform Frankel that Real HWs don't get Emmy noms, no matter how much scenery they chew. And, it looks like we'll be subjected to yet another tiring performance next episode. Yippee. Also, did anyone else notice how bruised and scraped her ankle and foot were in the scene where she's packing? It looked like she had been tied and bound with rope. Seriously, what the hell? I loved Kissing Slut's dress, but not for $3K. RIP Bambi. His death was a little extra sad given his mom's comment about being happy with just her Chihuahuas.

Damn. Lisa's had a rough couple of years, what with losing two dogs, her brother, and now her mother.

She ditched her toddler in pursuit of fame and a wallet. It's questionable that she even has feelings. It's XXXpensive being full of ice-coated shit. Yes, and Kyle will fight tooth and nail for Teddi to remain, because she's relishing in finally having a castmate as dumb as herself, and for whom she can play big sister.

Tuna have fins.

Her allergy seems to depend on how much attention she's craving at the moment. Next thing you know, she'll be fleeing a movie theater in hysterics because someone next to her is snacking on Swedish Fish. Since her return, she's managed to funk up almost every vacation with her ridiculous tweak outs and general bitchassness. Thank goodness she wasn't around to mess up the splendor that was "Slutty Island." Except she's not the highest paid HW; there are some that make more than her (way more, in NeNe's case), and some who make the same.