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They probably calculated the tip in that enormously inflated price. They know these back woods bumpkins don't know the concept of tipping. I will admit that her hair did look good. The maintenance though? Mom will have her credit card back soon. What ever shall she do then??

Matt and Caitlyn....If I never see another romp in the hay it will be too soon 😷 Marcelino seems "normal" or whatever but theres definitely more than meets the eye. He's the type to do all the things only to throw it back in your face. Plig bae must have some serious game. He wants to reaaaaaallly surprise you Megan. I wasn't going to comment on whatshisname and tragic roots but I accidentally watched a scene and I must say it was so funny seeing the salon girls hike up the prices once they saw he was game. ETA not nanoseconds after I wrote this I saw the debacle that is Marcelino unfold....and plig bae said is wife is A queen but not HIS queen 👑 plot twist

I don't feel sorry for Ashley AT ALL. In the beginning she had this smug " I'm not fat and ugly so no way he's conning me" attitude. She wouldn't listen to reason and everyone who had concerns was jealous. Just be happy she's found true love! It's not her fault you can't pull a fine young Jamaican. Can she live??? Now she has to eat crow. Oh well.

I find it really ironic that in the same breath Kolini tells her sister she's a "grown ass woman" she also weeps from the depths of her soul at her being pregnant like she's a high school sophomore.

She totally lit up my life with her impression 😂

Mariah's wig/brow combo is gonna be a no for me dog.

Still watching but I gotta say: Marine Man and his car do NOT match! Caitlyn's dramatics are too rich for my blood. I can't take the level 10 panic attacks over every small inconvenience nor can I withstand her nearly passing out at the sight of recovering meth addict like she's at a Michael Jackson concert circa 1985. Hes headed for relapse, talking about "towing the line" and "finding a balance" like hes just gonna tweak a little bit this time. Megan scares me. She's allllll in and may go Waiting to Exhale on prison polygamist. Baby Mama oops I mean Wifey will be ok once he explains it away. Hes had enough time to formulate his exit strategy/cheating explanations. I felt really bad for whatshisname with the hare teeth. He seemed genuinely hurt and Lizzie is the ultimate bitch. She doesn't realize that her sugar baby expiration date has long passed. Back to watching

Just popped in to make the proclamation that henceforth, Leida shall be known as "Proper Priority". Back to watching the rest of this shitshow.

He probably thought the ring would shut her up, at least for a while. But alas, she still wants a new place-sea with a nice couch-ee and no Deb Bea.

I wouldn't be surprised either way. I think Colt Tea is more cheap than broke though.

I think Larissa IS a bit materialistic, but putting up with Colt Tea and Deb Bea is a full time job. If she knew what she was getting into then so did he. It's more likely that Moob Man was selling wolf tickets to get her on the plane. Of course Larissa may have overestimated her....ummmm....power of persuasion. Probably thought she could put something on him and have him wrapped around her fingereee.

Wow, I'm totally here for this season's debacles. Although I do feel a twinge of sympathy for some of these people, it makes for great TV. I have a feeling the virgin may blow some shit up (literally) when it all comes out.