Rear Window

I’m so over Adam Rippon. It will suck if he gets the Olympic spot over Ross. And how ironic that Mark Mitchell is his coach. No wonder skating’s popularity is on the toilet.

I hope they leave Ashley at home. I’m over her skating and she doesn’t deserve it. I like Bradie but I hope she gets some help with her costume/look. Her dress in the long is ill fitting and has too much of that skin tone material. And I realize she’s skating to Cinderella, but lose the plastic crown! Now I know why I’m not a fan. She’s way too entitled.

Hopefully she'll use some of that to buy some underwear that the dog won't lick.

Norma at the dinner table was beyond creepy! But I love that Max Thieriot's wine made an appearance. I'm still in mourning over Romero. I know he wasn't going to make it, but having Norman kill him and his body left out there was really sad. I hope he beat Norman to Norma in the afterlife.

Didn't Romero dump a few bodies in the lake? White Pine Bay PD is going to be busy pulling all of the bodies from the lake. Hopefully someone retrieves Norma's body from the woods. It would be a shame to leave her out there.

I heard no. Unfortunately, the US drew the short straw and since they were last to qualify skaters, they will send one pair to the Olympics and two to worlds. Sad.

And will Dylan find out his dad is dead, too. I'm sure there's nothing left of the body, though. Poor Dylan!

Am I the only one that saw the sweat all over his face? It looked like he just walked out of a sauna. I'm sure he smelled delightful!

Did Kleenex sponsor this? Damn with all the tears. And I can't get past Nick's speech. He ought to run off with Corinne's vagine. Gah!

I think Gracie needs to call it a day. Doubt a new coach will change anything. I'm not a huge fan of Ashley so not sorry she didn't win, but Karen Chen (and Mirai) need points taken off for those stupid gloves. I hate that the Russians wear them and now some of the US skaters are. And on a shallow note, is it really that difficult to find tights that match skin tone? It's really distracting when they're several shades darker. And even worse when they cover the boots. I was glad to see Tara and Johnny be honest about Jason Brown. He has no chance internationally. I've never seen his appeal and think he's more suited to show skating.

I used to follow Larry on Twitter but unfollowed him about a month before the election. He is extreme. When I met him at a comic con earlier this year, I thought he was one of the nicest people. And I told him what I'd like to see on his social media is stuff about CHiPs. His fan FB page was giving fun facts about the show that I enjoyed but too much drama there. Oh well. I couldn't stomach Estrada's Twitter for more than a few days.

Way to be sorry "if" you offended anyone. Stay classy there, MyKayla! What a snot!

Martha should take away all of their phones for training camp and through the Olympics. MyKayla obviously can't handle it, and it's unfortunate Ashton can't either. Such poor sports. I really hope none of the five get injured so MyKayla and/or Ashton get to fill in.

Who started the high ponytail fan thingy with bows? It looks terrible and several of the girls had one. Ashton Locklear and MyKayla Skinner are the worst. Wish Marta would make them wear a simple ponytail or bun and stop letting them look like they're five. The pink and purple leos can go, too. And I really hope Skinner is not on the team. Her gymnastics are atrocious and I have no idea how she stands up her vaults considering how little height she gets. I cringe when I watch her.

Holy shit balls. I'm crying along with Alex. Creepy all around. And nice reference to the song from the musical in season 2.