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Hell, I'm surprised she hasn't called out Adam's name when they're locking...other things. 😉

Nope.

Is Chelsea sporting the same Velour Tracksuit of Despair she wore during her last crisis, or is it a new one from Marchetti's Lamentations Leisurewear line?

All of this! I think Nick and Sally will be good as friends, poor little rich girl Vicboria will grow to respect her professionally (as much as she can respect anyone who isn't her raggedy ass daddy), Nikki will drown in a rainstorm from having her nose stuck up in the air, and Adam...since he's running off to Vegas, may his barstool turn into a cactus. Go get 'em, Chance!

Pampered Ice Princess Vicboria looked like she was dressed for a fancy dinner date, while Sally looked every inch the sleek corporate executive. If Adam breaks Sally's heart, I'll throw him in the trash heap with the rest of the Newmans. Diane's interesting, so I hope she sticks around. But I'll take "Ashland bites the dust for $2000", please.

At Newman Enterprises, COO = Clean up after Olive's Outbursts.

Right! Vicboria was talking like the Newmans are the Corleones. Um, sure. Victor = The old Don needs to go tend his garden and ride off into the sunset. Nikki = Clemenza, family enforcer. Vic = Sonny. She should remember what happened to him on the causeway. Nic = Fredo. 'Nuff said. Adam = Michael. I want him to win! I'm sick of all the Newmans except the current version of Adam.

The dress was probably designed by Chelsea.

I first read that as "Dumber is a product of manure." It wouldn't be wrong.

Except he can indeed have sex with his wife. Sex doesn't require a penis! Tongue, fingers and toys are all available as alternatives. It's just stupid. Right! If Eric can't cut the mustard, he can damn sure lick the jar. Stupid storyline.

IKR! Having to choose between a man who provides a gilded cage full of dysfunctional parrots vs a man who provides emotional security, allows her to be vulnerable, and blows her back out the way she likes it? Run, Quinn! Run like the wind!

The PAD parts of today's show put a cramp in the storytelling (pun intended). I liked the Sally/Adam chem test, but I'd rather they simply become good friends who call each other out on their crap.

Rodan's Repulsive Revelry, aka Ph*ckery with Phyllis 🙄

Phylthy, Phylthy, Phylthy - you were thisclose to Taradactyl sort of toying with the possibility your pseudo-apology was kind of sincere, but you overplayed your hand. As usual. Good grief, I've seen construction workers use a jackhammer with more subtlety. So let it written, so let it be done.

Phylthy at the end of today's episode.