[The Process: Auditions, Training Camp and Squad]

HEY KELLI:

[S12.E05: In Hot Water]

Dorit has ground floor suite trauma. K. 😑 I’ve got trauma from that widow’s outfit in all her talking heads.

Kyle should never again be filmed from behind wearing jeans. I may need a lobotomy to get that image out of my mind. Go back to caftans, denim is not your friend.

Lois was always cute and sweet on the show. DNRs are hard to enforce, saw it happen with friends and their grandmother. I’m glad she went surrounded by loved ones who honored her decision.

I love the idea of someone doing all your unpacking and smoothing out issues when you travel. Genius. Remind me to do that in my next life as a multi millionaire.

So Sutton’s “dark” words were about a bunch of people in a pool? Crystal was betting too hard on the others wanting Sutton to be the villain this season. When even Erika doesn’t make a fuss about it, you know you should have tried harder. 

I love Garcelle. She’s the friend all of us want on our side.
 

[S12.E04: The Crystal Conundrum]

Andy and Bravo Bravo Bravo would sell their souls for ratings. If Sutton said ANYTHING damaging that night, it would have been aired. No clue what Crystal was attempting there, side eye to Garcelle for whatever her part was.

Can someone explain why the coven isn’t blasting Erika for lying about the victims already being paid? And if there is justice in the world, her psychedelic clothed ass will get sued for slander. (Another word she tosses around a lot.) Sutton was probably thrilled Erika stayed home with the hired help, um her staff. She can’t buy anything anyway.

The show goes quicker when you fast forward through Dorit and her sexy widow garb. I’m expecting a veil to be over her head later in the season.
 

[S12.E03: There's Sutton about Crystal]

Can we throw Kyle out of her own house? I swear the only redeeming feature she has is her dogs. Dogs are smart, they know Rinna will only push the food around.

Is the coven pissed at Sutton for bringing the receipts proving she wasn’t lying about the table? Or are they upset that she had a genuine accepted apology that had to be rehashed? Or do they know if it gets settled quickly we have to talk about Erica’s increasingly tacky 80’s windbreaker wardrobe and shrieks of denials? Or Dorit’s increasingly convoluted ever changing break in story?

[S12.E02: Receipt Offender]

I love a woman who can fit a STFU receipt in her purse. Too bad the screeching harpies immediately switched to calling it tacky. They’re just pissed off that Sutton came prepared.
Wonder if Erika will use that line when proof is brought against her. “Objection, evidence is tacky your honor”. 

Are the coven pissed at Sutton for not posting selfies with a single perfect tear rolling down her face?  How dare she eat and drink when the grifter got robbed? Did she not hold a scented candlelight vigil for the purses?

[S12.E01: The Break-in]

Glad I have DVR, had no idea it was premier night. Erika is still wretched. Dorit is dressed like she’s taken vows, and Sutton, well, I have no idea why she was that indifferent about the robbery. Yapping about your designer’s immigration issues is really not a good look. At least pretend to care?
 Yes, Rinna, I believe Harry Hamlin is 70, he just looks younger thanks to leaving you so much. Canada and his harem are good for the skin. No clue who the noobs are, guess they show up next time? 

[S01.E06:]

Binged over 2 nights. Bizarre camera angles and random fuzzy scenes and flashbacks had me annoyed. Can’t buy younger Holly as grown up Kate. I liked Sienna Miller in this. 

[2021-2022 Squad]

On 3/16/2022 at 9:47 AM, Kamal said:

Looks like Jada got a new wig.

i need a better picture to know if I like it or not.

 

 

Okay I like it

And NOW I see why Caroline gets called “soccer mom”. She totally looks like she’s got a minivan in the parking lot.

[S02.E09: Bachelor & Bachelorette Parties]

Thanks, that makes it less creepy, but still crappy.

[Million Dollar Listing LA - General Discussion]

How did I not know that my dream came true and Fred is gone? That’s like the best news since Madison left!! No more gauzy talking heads. No more tantrums. No more silly day glo outfits. I am ready to jump up and down, but it would tick off my dog. 😂🎉

[S02.E09: Bachelor & Bachelorette Parties]

Sal and his ukulele can get off my screen.

Glad Shaina wasn’t at the bach parties. I would have yeeted her off the side of the boat.

I want Nick to say no and I want Danielle’s mom off my tv. That woman is toxic.

Is anyone else wondering what Shake’s aunt looks like?

My favorite thing about this is Deepti and Iyanna’s friendship. Those two are my favorite couple.

[Project Runway In the Media]

Out of all the possible choices, Kristina decided screen printing celery was a good idea. So, she has no room to judge. Ever.

[S19.E11: Haute Hair]

I had hope for this season. And they’ve slowly died under the crack smoking judges propping up their chosen ones. I hope I’m wrong, but they could make the Chastity fix a bit less obvious. The singing, the judge’s saving her when outfits are falling apart, the tons of camera time, there’s no way that dated mess of a dress was the winner in any real competition. Coral can go too. And take dead eyed Kristina with her. I’m hate watching at this point.

Aaron’s Star Trek 60’s costume for the space alien olympics was tragic, but if it was sewn by one of the chosen ones, it would have been safe. And that’s a damned shame.

[Former DCCs: Where They've Gone & What They're Doing]

Why are people still annoyed that Lauren didn’t do calendar? Even if I had a banging body, I wouldn’t want to be crawling around on all fours on the sand wearing the equivalent of two bandaids and a cork saying “pruuunnee” while some skeeve called me honey and sweetie. Obviously TPTB had zero issue with it. Seems to me she made the right choice. 

[S19.E07: Are You Fur Real?]

So, Aaron created costumes for a winged monkey in a Wizard of Oz play and now he’s an expert? K. Bones had TWO looks in the top 3 in the first episode, so he might actually know something. Aaron got personal and really nasty. If he’s pissed at the judges because he thinks they’re ignoring his fabulousness, then go yell at them. Glad they pulled the stick out of his back end to prop up that stupid hood. And shut up Anna. 

Kristina should have gone home. I hate group challenges, the person with immunity can send dog crap down the runway and not care. And Octavio can follow her. Has he made anything that hasn’t been garbage bag inspired?

[S41.E10: Baby With a Machine Gun]

The funeral dirge playing for Shan was a bit much. Maybe editing will miss her, but I won’t. Loved her getting offended at DeShawn wanting to actually play the game. She can take her humming back to her church and explain to the congregation about how she listens to them but does what she wants to do.

Glad the bottom feeders woke up to knowing where they stood.

 I actually liked Ricard tonight. It’ll probably change back to indifference next week. 😂

[S19.E06: Fashion Is Back, Baby!]

Project Ruffle sucks this year. Either they’re crying, or bitching, or designing for Clown College, or spending the $ on outfits for themselves. I’m so sick of ruffles, tents with curtains sewn on, and wonky hems. Is the tablecloth fabric section the only part of Mood that’s open?

As a woman with, um, “love handles”, I wanted to slap Chastity for showcasing her model’s. Coral’s partner made a hat that was totally hidden, out her in the bottom for that. Octavio left Katie and went to the avant garde ring of the circus. DD saved that outfit. Was fitting they made a hat big enough for Oct’s head.

Anna made something gorgeous, and was safe? How? 

Why does Nina have a fan on her to blow her hair around during critiques? Is it to blow away the crack pipe smoke? That’s all I can figure with this season’s “winning looks”.

[2021 Auditions, Finals, and Training Camp]

I’m shocked that Ava screwed up again. Shocked. 🙄 In other breaking news that’s very hard to believe, water is wet and Judy sits on a stool. 

Was Megan part of the makeover club? She could totally benefit for a darker hair color.

Bye Alora. You treated this like a real job and not the sisterhood of the traveling boot. Hope you have a fabulous life, despite not making the Rockettes.
 

[S19.E05: Go for the Gold… Sequin]

There’s no way in hell Queen Tara and Johnny Fabulous are wearing the winning looks without major modifications. They’re as famous for the coordinating outfits as they are for the commentary. And too awesome to put on the craft counter vest and the plunging neckline. I’ve followed skating for decades, so this was a cool challenge to see. I would have been fangirling the whole time.

Octavio can take that giant hat and clown collar costume and gtfo my tv. He was in the top once for his Halloween hefty bag dress. That doesn’t make him a top tier contestant. He should have gone for ignoring the client’s request. And although I can’t stand Katie, he was a flaming jerk to her the whole time. No, Rainbow Bright doesn’t go to his clubs, but he made me feel sorry for her. But she needs to grow a spine. 

Aaron and Shantall should have gone with something other than jet black and dark blue, the intricate details were lost. Lilac and dark purple beading? Grey and black? Something else.

[S41.E08: Betraydar]

I hate how the bottom feeders don’t go to people on the fringe of the core alliance and play into their fears. Why didn’t Heather, Evie, Tiff, Erika, Zander try and pull Naseer and Ricard? 

Imagine planning a potluck with Shan. You think you’re going with a bbq and next thing it’s vegan. She’s exhausting and too preachy (pun intended). Reminds me of why I quit the local church. 

And Ricard eating the papaya, he’s an asshole. Hope the cheese ruined his digestive system for a few days. People aren’t eating at all, and he come back from having a meal and goes for the loser’s food? I’d have put his name out there immediately.

[S16.E08: I’ve Heard Rumors]

Lea was singled out by Travis Wall for her dancing. That shows her technique. She may not look like the Botox bleach purchased boobs Barbie Box cheerleader, but she’s grown on me. Cutting someone as good as her would be a mistake. I like her pop, her power and her different look.

[Million Dollar Listing LA - General Discussion]

And shiny and fake and airbrushed. (Continuing the Fred abuse). Who do we have to pay off to get him off this show?

 I want a friend like Josh, dog sits, gives up his commission (probably like me buying someone lunch), enjoys new car features. Can he be rented? I’m not retired yet, still have my original teeth and hips, but I can act older...

[S19.E03: If You Got It, Haunt It]

Chastity’s gown could have been wheeled down the runway due to walking issues and it still was my winner. Octavio’s looked like he’d been scared by Hefty bags. Glad Kenneth got booted, he should have gone last week. 

No clue how Darren wasn’t in the bottom. 
 

[S19.E02: #Streetwear]

I’m trying to figure out if I liked any of the designers or looks tonight. 
Aaron’s was a Taylor Swift video outfit. Katie was one clown short of a circus, Cristina was in my bottom, and I think I saw that painted red pleather in the 80’s.

Meg and her tears during meditation got to me last week, stfu and go sew.  And then just say “nope”, you’ve already patterned it out. Christian didn’t help by starting the model switch thing. I liked the past seasons when it wasn’t a dive for cards. Let the winner pick and then do a random draw. 

BUT her constant yapping about how woke she was, I was ready to punch her and I’m an older white woman. The best ally is one NOT trying to narrate someone else’s story.

[Yolanda Hadid: My Love, My Lemons, My Lyme Disease.]

What in the fresh hell of interior design choices is this thing? 😂

The butterflies were even worse.