[S12.E17: The Girl with the Diamond Earrings]

Don’t get me wrong, I hate Erika and all she stands for. Just offering a different viewpoint. I’ve read the articles (even the one Kyle gave up on), watched the documentaries, what Girardi got away with for years is disgusting. More people than him should face charges, this shit went deep into lots of places. Have to wonder if someone told her to bail and then go on the offense at every turn?

I’d love to see her at goodwill sifting through polyblends. 

[S12.E17: The Girl with the Diamond Earrings]

So, Rinna can spend episodes yapping about her “beauty” and whine, but Kathy can’t shill something? Everyone is on the show to sell something, whether a boy singer or a store, let Kathy talk tequila.

I can kind of understand Erika’s reasoning for not volunteering her jewels and closet. Each plaintiff can come after her if she hands over 1 thing. Picture owing a lot of creditors as a business, you can’t pick who gets paid first in a court. Found that out the hard way when my grandmother loaned her boss $50k, and he stiffed her and went under 4 years later. She was dead 5 years when the court awarded her estate $4,000. Didn’t matter that she was a widow and every other plaintiff was a company, she was just another creditor to the judge.

And lord, I’ve just defended the mess. Kill.me.now.

[Diana Jenkins: Euro Accent Bingo]

On 8/26/2022 at 7:48 PM, Surrealist said:

She's probably didn't write it. Maybe it was Asher.

Is he old enough to spell?

[S12.E16: Altitude Adjustment]

Dark. Depressing. Bullying. I’m not sure how Aspen is supposed to be “a happy place” with those soulless bitches in it. 

From MO snapping at Crystal about tables, or the digs at Kathy asking for butter or napkins, to Kyle bleating on about followers, to that heinous attack on Sutton by the evil duo, it was a horrible episode. 

No one had Sutton’s back during the ambush. That had to be pre-planned. Earrings and the Lizard can gtfo. And take lippy bird brain with them.

Remembering the birthday, Diana showed up looking healthy, demanded her bf watch her purse, snapped at Garcelle, and never mentioned lying on the floor bleeding. What, is Sutton a mind reader?

[Lisa Rinna: These are the Lips of her Life]

4 hours ago, SweetieDarling said:

When Rinna first came on the show, didn't she say something about how Harry didn't want her to do the show and threatened to divorce her if she did? I wonder what Harry thinks of her doing the show now.

What is she going to do with all those cases of Rinna Rose? Throw a pity party for the FFS4? -ooh! It can be a  slumber party! They can drink Rinna Rose, braid Erika's unsold hair extensions, and give each other makeovers with Rinna's makeup.

And wear Kyle’s crappy caftans?

[S12.E15: Disco Inferno]

Garcelle for the win. She wasn’t having Rinna’s passive aggressive comments about her “anger”, she was just telling them she won’t play their stupid games. I was surprised she didn’t bring up Erika cursing at her 14 year old or hitting on her married son. Any of the fake forced four would drag that out for a decade.

Sheree can just go away. If this is her chance at being a cast member, it’s tanking. 
Sutton’s line about the “Solid Gold Dancers” had me laughing. Did anyone see the 2 not bartenders rolling their eyes at Rinna after she did the lemons and limes thing? That was a very lame “launch”. Was there even anyone else there but the ho wives?

The charity people being told to “go” reminded me of Brandi at boring Teddi’s shower asking why guests were still there. She looked at the non cast invitees and wasn’t spilling stuff in front of randos.

[S12.E14: Shameless Not Ruthless]

I too start cursing like a sailor at a charity gala 2 months after a bird visits me to drop things off. Or whatever that screeching soap has been was saying. Too bad security didn’t come in and drag her sequined bones out.

Kyle has ZERO storyline so she stirs the pot like a good little producer’s pet. 

Crystal, these people are not your friends. I would be so closed mouth around them that they’d think my life was like Kyle’s and not open for discussion.

While dragging Kyle, can we mention that she did that “help the homeless while filming herself” video with Kathy and Kim? Vile hag has no empathy for those less fortunate.

[Pit Bulls And Parolees - General Discussion]

I donate a small amount monthly. And send monthly to the local shelter I got my dogs from. It’s scary out there for rescues. They can get overwhelmed so quickly. And for VCR, I’m sure people go “they’re on tv, no money issues” and dump on them daily. 

[S12.E13: Rosé Colored Glasses]

I am now picturing Harry Hamlin weeping into his apron wondering where his thank you notes for sauce are. And then weeping tears of joy in his Canadian Tent when he escapes the heavily mortgaged rat house.

[S12.E13: Rosé Colored Glasses]

1 hour ago, OlderThanDirt said:

Maybe her lawyers don't want her filming in the house and showing what she took from the Pasadena house? 

Hopefully she took the snowblower. 
And that’s a rental, no clue what’s paying the bills for it, maybe the Dom business where she beats them with hair extensions?

Taped WWHL because I’m a Maren Morris fan. Had to deal with screechy lips on there. Not enjoyable.

I made chicken salad today. First time in years. Team Sutton here. 

[S12.E13: Rosé Colored Glasses]

That was something. Not sure what I just watched. 

Rinna is still upset about what exactly? Being called out for lying about the table? Sutton actually bringing receipts? Her crappy life? Lack of birds? No more QVC because she burned that bridge?

Did not miss Kyle this episode. She really brings nothing to the show anymore. No businesses to push except rip off caftans, her husband is a stoner, the kids seem to run at the sight of a camera. 

I love Garcelle. She takes no shit and gives heads up to her friends. Jury is out on Sheree though, she seems a bit too ready to play both sides.

Poor Crystal. Glad Sutton shut down the ED talk. 

Erika, you are too haggard and saggy to be a dom. 

[The Process: Auditions, Training Camp and Squad]

Bangs, layers, pink and blue shading with glitter, Mohawk. Something  needs to happen with Caroline’s hair. Because that is not point hair. It’s bland, boring, and has annoyed me for 5 years.

Kelli hasn’t asked me, but Ashlee or Chandi for point please.
And thanks for the videos and spoilers. Quarantined because I finally caught Covid, so I’m bored. 😷

[S12.E12: Beverly Hills Blackout]

I’m not sure what was worse tonight. Asher singing while Erika “harmonized”, PJ and Dorit’s fake DUI chat, Sutton’s awkward date, or the outfits and makeup in the talking heads from Dorit and Lisa. Lisa had way too much contour in that pink outfit with the giant wig, she looked like a raccoon in drag. Dorit in that Elizabethan portrait getup looked like a renaissance faire reject. 

I too often go with cognac when they’re out of camomile tea. And bourbon when coffee isn’t fresh. Shots instead of soda. Lines of coke instead of a side dish. It’s a slippery substitution slope…
 

[S12.E10: So You Say]

I ff’d through any Kyle family scenes, was wonderful. I’ll miss her dogs, but BYE KYLE. Tried to watch Diana and family, but then realized she’s an ice block who shows nothing to the cast but labels. FF on that too. Saved me some time. The way it’s going, I’ll watch about 10 minutes total eventually.

Sure Kyle, Erika is just letting her extensions down, but let’s see her get sloppy with Portia and Farrah’s fiancé. Then you can work yourself into knots defending that soulless robber.

Sutton, for the love of all that’s holy, move on from Diana, you don’t need her. The mouse needs to escape this trap.

[S12.E09: Calamity Jayne]

56 minutes ago, CallmeCray said:

She’s going to be starring in “Newsies”?

Or trying to sleep with the cast?

Well, that was anticlimactic. The best stuff was in the clips released early. Erika, you suck. At this point, I think she’s just there for the booze. 

Kyle really is showing her whole ass this season. You don’t accuse someone of lying about a miscarriage, manhandle them with your hulk hands, and then tell them how to accept your CYA apology.

Dorit now can’t drive or go to parks. Like she did before? Bitch please. Her trauma is giving me PTSD. I’ll never look at a phone laying on the ground the same way again.

I didn’t miss Rinna last week. Can she please get carried away by a giant bird who mistakes her clothes, hair and clown shoes for it’s neglectful mother?

I would pay to see Garcelle go off on Erika. Wonder if the coven will outshout her though? She’s not allowed to have her feelings validated by these hags. Not when they’re covering the drunken mess.

[Lisa Rinna: These are the Lips of her Life]

Very suspicious timing that Rinna came for Garcelle a few days before the previews for this week broke. 

[S12.E09: Calamity Jayne]

Bad things really do come in threes. Thank you Crystal for being there for Jax. That’s the only positive I can take from these clips.
Watching a washed up drunken thief hitting on a married father and then cursing at a 14 year old? No words that are printable. Bitch needs rehab after or before jail.

Kyle, you soulless bitch. I’m not sure what’s worse. Denying Sutton’s miscarriages, grabbing her like she’s a rag doll, invalidating and speaking over Sutton, or telling her to shut up. Then laughing about what was said to a child. How exactly would you react if it was said to Portia? We know your sisters mean nothing to you, but children don’t either apparently unless they’re your crotch fruit.

Dorit, invest in a fence that you can jump over each time you switch sides. You can be horrified about what was said to Jax or you can be giggling about it. Pick one and grow a spine.

[S12.E08: It Takes a Villain]

Diana reminds me of some backwoods trailer park Brittnee who hit the power ball lottery. She’s got the same taste and clothing styles, plus the “bitch, imma fight you” attitude, while wearing pappy’s latest roadkill. Can they ship her to OC or something?

Now is Sutton sincere? Nope, but she’s trying to understand the new girl. Just want Diana to be a one season howife. Hag is racist, we don’t need that. 

Erika dances better without Mikey’s “choreography”. Can’t wait to see what’s her next venture. Maybe “pat the puss itching powder”?

Glad to see Dorit ditch the robbed widow interview garb for a giant Chanel necklace. She can swing it at the next people who break into to lay her phone by the gate.

Garcelle is a flawless 55. And she was quite feisty on WWHL.

[S09.E05: The Land Giveth...]

Ahh Benji, you spend a few episodes talking about viewers who don’t wake up every morning sharpening their axes or watching tv instead of being rugged. Guess what? None of us would be scraping fat off a dead animal pelt days after it’s killed. Common sense. 

Very impressed with Adam. He went looking for nature’s remedies. 

Why would someone with a stove NOT boil water? 😬 
 

[The Last Kingdom - General Discussion]

The Warlord Chronicles was the first Cornwell books I read, excited to see them get adapted next.

I have 1 book left in the LK series, will be sad to bid goodbye to the never aging Uhtred. At least in the books he has grey hair, but he’s also ageless there too. 

Finished my binge tonight. Ending montage was excellent, wish we had Thyra in there and a bit more Ragnar Sr. and Jr.

Overall I Could have done without Brida and her weird kid. Way too much screen time wasted on the revenge crap. And the OTT acting of the Atherhelm ham. Aelswith had some killer scenes and lines. Edward describing her as “Short and vicious” had me giggling.  Was ready to slap the writers for Uhtred saying he had nowhere to go. It’s all book Uhtred talks about. Destiny is all and all that crap. Loved seeing Hild back and Haesten getting a redemption arc. Was Adhelm just lightly trampled by the soldiers? 😐 Edward is totally his father’s son. Bailed out by Uhtred for the 20th time and then calling him ungrateful. 

[S12.E07: Ship-Faced]

I loved the opening. No drama, nice clothes, beautiful location, it’s what I tune in for.

But then, Rinna dresses like a 70’s hooker cowboy, Erika misses money and dignity, and Diana should have just been left in the water for the jellyfish to finish her off. And another boat trip from hell starts up.

 I like Crystal, Sutton and Garcelle as a team. Hope the coven stays away from them. Diana really is Eurotrash.

[S12.E06: High Cries and Misty Demeanors]

15 minutes ago, princelina said:

The thing about the "glam" that I think makes them look stupid is that they're on an almost local girls trip which involves beach, shops and hotel dinners.  It's like me taking a glam squad to Ocean City or Myrtle Beach!  

I am buying that pre owned Chanel outfit, getting a glam squad and going all out next Costco trip. 😂😂😂

[S12.E06: High Cries and Misty Demeanors]

I was actually happy to see stomachs and cellulite on the beach last night.  Diana had a baby and a miscarriage with a 2 year span. Her body won’t bounce back unless she does cosmetic things to it. And knowing she’s just out there going “f it, here I am’ is refreshing to me. So much better than Teddi and her accountability ‘starve yourself and report your lettuce and ice chip intake to me’ crap. 

[S12.E06: High Cries and Misty Demeanors]

Shallow stuff first, Sutton’s outfits this trip are fabulous. Garcelle’s too. I even liked Dorit’s shop and drink outfit. That golden monstrosity in the talking heads is worse than the Robbed Widow look though. Didn’t think she had something fuglier in her closet. Sad to say I’m wrong.

No clue how half the coven is twisting Crystal to be the victim. And Crystal crying, probably sad she got caught spinning something. 

However Sutton needs to mind her Southern manners and stop whatever the hell she was doing at dinner. When Kyle needs to pull you to calm the f down, then you’ve gone too far. 
Diana is weird. 

[Denise Richards: Drop Dead Gorgeous Wild Thing]

Hey Charlie, this is called KARMA.