[RHoBH in the Media]

Another 1 season dud. Not sorry to see .85 disappear. I would love to see Kyle and Dorit go too. 

[S13.E19: Reunion Part 2]

Ah, Kyle, your whole ass is showing this year. And it’s because we saw you sic your minions on Sutton in your feeble attempt to shield your marital problems from the show. 
She really reminds me of A Few Good Men when Nicholson’s character goes psycho and admits to ordering the code red on a soldier. She can’t handle the truth after 13 seasons of portraying her perfect marriage to love bean.

Dorit brings nothing, can she go away along with .85?

[S13.E16: Diamond In The Rough]

Editing monkeys hard at work with Kyle and Mo. Her beer was full, almost gone, half empty, full again. 

I’m with Sutton, if you’re going to be around those women, drink early and often.

Episode was boring. Negative 8.5 really needs to get off my tv.

[S13.E13: Tapas and Tattletales]

Erika, let’s talk about the $25 million since you’re ready to bring up how Tom spent the money.

5.8 needs to sit in a corner. At this point, she could tell me the show airs on Bravo on Wednesday and I’d go check listings to be sure it didn’t move networks and days.

Kyle, oh shut up. 5.8 didn’t do anything but stare at Crystal.

Dorit, really, you’re living in a rented house, your husband has a gambling issue, you’re a grifter that can’t afford your wardrobe, and the best you can come up with is Crystal got married at 24? Shoo. 

[S13.E12: Bitter Pill to Swallow]

So 8.5 said CRYSTAL made the eating disorder comment? Talk about gaslighting. It’s just wrong on every level. I need that horse faced hag and her rapist husband off my screen. 
I love Sutton, she wasn’t having the fake “sorry for my part” apology. Wonder if she’ll roast Kyle at the reunion for being the instigator.

Andy needs to bring on someone richer and nicer next season, hoping doctor horse and Dorit the designer are gone. 

[S13.E11: A Celebration of Life]

I too bring up esophageal issues at NAMI fundraisers. It’s a great icebreaker. Right up there with politics. And asking people their annual income. 

What dirt is the doctor wannabe hiding in her own life? Let’s talk about the husband? 

Confession time, I sang along with Kyle, Take Me Away is a stellar song, maybe not a good one for the benefit, but fabulous. 

In other news, UGH, Teddi. 😐

[Kyle Richards: Pantene Poster Girl]

I freaking love Morgan Wade. Reckless was one of the best new artist releases a few years ago. Her acoustic stuff is insanely good. Have tickets to see her this summer. I want her to be happy and only have good things happen in her life. I saw a photo of her with Kyle and thought it was an odd friendship. So, my mind is kind of blown. 

[The Annual Grammy Awards - General Discussion]

Trevor’s inspired moment to bring up the normal peeps was pretty cool. But only because granny got to meet Harry. It would have gone horribly wrong if ABBA or Coldplay had won. 

Is this parking lot song why Beyoncé was late? Detour due to buffet?

In my next life, I want to sit at Lizzo’s and Adele’s table. 

[The Annual Grammy Awards - General Discussion]

I never again want to see a round table of random people discussing album of the year. It was like a SNL skit with a Coldplay loving Pilates instructor and a random guy who lost a bet and was picked to talk about ABBA. 

[The Annual Grammy Awards - General Discussion]

I love Lizzo’s personality. She just sparkles inside and outside. ❤️

[The Annual Grammy Awards - General Discussion]

I cried when Bonnie Raitt mentioned John Prine.  Losing him is still too fresh and still painful. 

Glad to see Chris Martin dressed up for the Grammys with Justin Beiber’s stolen clothes.

[The Annual Grammy Awards - General Discussion]

Why does EVERY Grammy country stage set feature plants? 

I miss the old Luke Combs, with the hat and no jacket. 

[The Annual Grammy Awards - General Discussion]

I love Adele singing like a broken hearted angel and then opening her mouth to talk like a cockney sailor.  Go get those awards Ms. Nails. 

[The Annual Grammy Awards - General Discussion]

I wish they’d list the names of the artists for hip hop. I figured out some of them. Thanks LL for telling us 50 times about the 50th anniversary. Missed it the first 50 times it was said. 
And thank you camera people for not showing us Ben Affleck’s reaction or dance moves during that tribute.

[The Annual Grammy Awards - General Discussion]

Ah, Madonna. Still trying to be relevant by dressing as a German funeral director. When you have to tell people to applaud, you’re not doing your job.

[The Annual Grammy Awards - General Discussion]

Is Harry Styles cosplaying as a lonely elf after Christmas?

[The Annual Grammy Awards - General Discussion]

Beyoncé being stuck in traffic is the most relatable thing she’s ever done.

[The Annual Grammy Awards - General Discussion]

Shania is a prime example of too much plastic work chasing youth. She looks like a Bratz doll.

Smokey really needs to knock off the surgery too. And eyeliner.

[Lisa Rinna: These are the Lips of her Life]

I wonder if Rinna ever regrets joining the show? She was fondly remembered by soap fans, had the QVC gig that was doing well at one point, and could have gone a much different route than screeching glass breaking harpy with a Hilton Richards vendetta.

She could have coasted off the goodwill and done lifetime movies or something else on reality tv. Now it’s all burned down and she’s a social media nightmare with a giant mortgage. 

[Garcelle Beauvais: Coming to Beverly Hills]

For anyone interested, Amazon has Garcelle’s autobiography on sale today, $2.99 on Kindle.

[S12.E20: Silence Is Golden]

Was Rinna stung by a hive of bees? Because that was one round swollen face. Maybe it’s from the PTSD?

I’m not surprised Kathy eventually had a meltdown. They picked at her from the time she walked into Kyle’s damned house for the FIRST TIME EVER until she supposedly lost it.

Do I believe Rinna? Not if she told me I live on the planet Earth. I’d pull out a map of the solar system to check. She stirs and lies and is the only one who heard the “threats”. Sure. And she has a giant mortgage with sauce man. Bitch is desperate.

So glad next week is the finale. Just have the 10 part reunion to get through now everyone! We’re so close! 😳

[S12.E19: We Need to Talk About Kathy]

10 hours ago, Blondie said:

Just throwing this out here:

Maybe Rinna didn't want to make a scene at the birthday party because Chrystal's hubby was there and he is in the film industry.  She thinks she's a good actress and doesn't want to burn that particular bridge.

Are they doing a special on the hyenas from The Lion King? 

[S12.E19: We Need to Talk About Kathy]

LVP had other shows, promoted her items and the coven went for her. Supposedly after rumors went out about her getting yet another show. She quit.

Denise signed for more $$ than the coven and was famous in real life, not reality life.  The coven went after her and she quit.

Sutton was their next target. But she thankfully has Garcelle and is holding her own. 

Enter Kathy Hilton. Hotel fortune, real estate fortune, famous daughters, a lifestyle that these harpies can’t touch. Real estate porn, a butler, caviar on baked potatoes for lunch. The woman is loaded. And last year’s most popular howife. Supposedly held out for more $$ this year. And the flop 5 have now focused on her. The digs, the comments about her shilling. These hags sell everything on this show, and the others all show up and support and don’t talk crap. We got PLASTIC LICENSE PLATES and they were called “chic”. Rinna and lipstick. Erika and hair extensions. Dorit doing beachwear. Kyle and poly blend caftans EVERY SEASON. But someone talking up vodka is something to mock?

Why the double standard? It’s jealousy. They hide their skeletons and lawsuits and pick a victim. No Rinna, you lie too much to be believed. 

[S12.E18: Rocky Mountain Bye]

Well, that was a let down. Had second hand embarrassment at Kyle sucking up to earrings Giradi after realizing that her hats aren’t all that and the trio of trash didn’t care to show up.

Odd how Kyle acted like her house was the better place, but Erika disappeared to lizard’s hotel. Dorit upset Mo, who invoked the holy name of PK to get her and Kyle to hug it out. Wonder if Kyle realized she’d be out of the coven if she didn’t get back into the “it’s all being dismissed everywhere” bullshit narrative?

I plan to order celebrity alcohol next time I go out. “My friend George Clooney told me to get Casa Migos.” Makes as much sense as Lisa doing the KJen name drop. 

WWHL sucked. Andy still doesn’t have balls or a spine.

[S12.E17: The Girl with the Diamond Earrings]

Don’t get me wrong, I hate Erika and all she stands for. Just offering a different viewpoint. I’ve read the articles (even the one Kyle gave up on), watched the documentaries, what Girardi got away with for years is disgusting. More people than him should face charges, this shit went deep into lots of places. Have to wonder if someone told her to bail and then go on the offense at every turn?

I’d love to see her at goodwill sifting through polyblends.