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  1. 14 minutes ago, Loandbehold said:

    Is this a police scavenger hunt? Or arrest bingo?

    West: I need to arrest someone for solicitation.

    Nolan: Damn, I need a bank robbery.

    Bradford: My boot will go as a prostitute into a bank. Once she gets the robber to give her some of the money, you two boots go in and make the arrest.

    Chen: Is this another one of your tests?

    Bradford: Everything's a test, boot. Now get into the prostitute outfit that I just happened to have hanging in my locker.

    Lopez and Bishop: I remember the time I had to wear that outfit.

    Too funny!

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  2. 3 hours ago, sunshine23 said:

    Dorito is still trying to deflect. Her accusing LVP's foundation of wanting attention is clearly an example of the pot calling the kettle black, or the attention whore calling someone else an attention whore.

    Sure. That's what every charity wants. Negative attention. She is desperate now that she sees what the fans are saying. 

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  3. On 3/31/2019 at 8:14 PM, chenoa333 said:

    Does anyone know if the youngest female of the herd (Kaia?? or Kiaia?) has gotten breast implants or lip injections yet?  

    Don't know of any procedures yet but she has been photo shopped before. 

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  4. 1 hour ago, cooksdelight said:

    My local sheriff’s dept is under investigation, for a variety of reasons. I could never be a cop, ever. This case just reiterated it for me.

    Google “Cherokee County NC Sheriff’s Department” .... I fear this may be on Dateline one day in the future.

    You may be right. Got a lot going on. I had read some of it in the news but Wow!

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  5. When the new format took over I accidentally made three unread streams on my homepage. They are all the same. How can I delete two of them or can a moderator do it for me? 

    Thank you. 

  6. 23 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

    Does anyone else here used to watch South Park? Kyle was moving and a Goodbye Kyle party was being thrown - where Cartman didn't invite Kyle. Cartman even sang a  Goodbye Kyle song - I can't find it.

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    This is the WW Crappens Podcast for RHONY - if you listen to the first 6 minutes - Ronnie and Ben made a song called Goodbye Kyle

    https://play.acast.com/s/watchwhatcrappens/rhony-yourfishismycommand-livefromportland-

    Is this it? Please no comments about the Jewish reference. I didn't write it. 

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  7. Ok, I'm probably gonna tick somebody off but this is how I feel about the Resolution vs Bill tutorial at this point. It has been explained to the death. Let it go. Please, for Lucy, let it go. If there is any one who doesn't understand by now, it's hopeless. 

    https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=city+slickers+quotes+vcr&&view=detail&mid=FEB3899E5AAAF77CB516FEB3899E5AAAF77CB516&&FORM=VRDGAR

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  8. 2 hours ago, HunterHunted said:

    For someone who seemed to go all out in the rest of the house, I do think the "Fish Room" is curiously underthought and a bit half finished. It looks like it might make sense if the pattern in the bed skirt was featured more prominently. Despite not being expertly coordinated, it looks like a perfectly comfortable room. The other wives are a bunch of assholes for throwing a fit about the decor, especially when it doesn't look any more disjointed than any random room in Barbara's house.

    I kind of hope that Dorinda, if she's back for season 12, partners with an internet famous decorator to revamp the "fish room" in a way that includes the fish trophies. I think it's entirely possible with some suzani, ikat, paisley, wax print, and an overdyed rug while also introducing a neutral or two in a significant way. The reason I say internet famous is because they are much more likely to do it so that it can be also featured on Bravo and because they tend to keep their budgets low. I don't believe this room needs much more than some new textiles and slightly more coordinated art.

    Tom and Carson!

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  9. 51 minutes ago, mxc90 said:

    I don't mind them (that much) either but slowly the news is getting around, he will panic and leave her.

    I thought Real Estate Reggie mention a 7:45 flight to Hawaii after talking about going to Oregon. She doesn't have houses to sell instead of going on trips?

    She did mention the flight. I just think we are being tricked by the preview. 

  10. 1 minute ago, RealHousewife said:

    Is Nene that bad? I don't watch ATL. Maybe I'm naive, but I don't see the other RHOBH being behind all this. Rinna can be a mess, but she seems pretty open with her messiness. Just don't talk about the husband! Kyle hasn't been the best friend to LVP, but I don't think she has it in her to be so cruel. Dorit's wealth and accent may be questionable, but again I don't think it would be her. This is all so weird. I initially thought it was someone else at Vanderpump Dogs or someone totally random who got word of what happened. 

    Nene is a minion of Satan. She would do this in her sleep. 

    Delving further, she has at the end of her run on RHOA. She has cut herself off from most of them. She loves LA, thinks she has an acting career, and needs to get out of the Atl. Maybe she is adding fuel to the fire to get LVP off the show so they have a vacancy? 

    She is truly evil and pissed at LVP. 

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  11. I know I will get ridiculed but I love Ripley and Vic. I fell in love with Brett Tucker on McLeod's Daughters ages ago. I think she is cute and funny as Hell. Ripley needs that. Wish their romance was under better conditions. 

    I don't think Pruit went to Hawaii, I think they are in a themed bar. We'll see next week!

    Jack and Maya, jury still out. 

    I like Dean's sister, she keeps him off balance. I like it. 

    Overall pretty good episode. 

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  12. 4 hours ago, walnutqueen said:

    Who is THAT pretty boy (and where have I been all his life)?

    My hot flashes started pre-9/11 (aka 2001, the worst Space Odyssey ever).  I was over them long before they were over me.  We have reached a detente, of sorts.

    I got lucky. I think i had two, one more than my mother. I only get them now when I see pretty men.

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  13. 13 hours ago, Mindthinkr said:

    I bet Dale was wondering why Ramona (or any of the other ladies for that matter) stop, kiss and greet her when she was standing there holding Tinsley’s dog. Then the comment to Tinsley about needing lip gloss. Gee Dale, are you that desperate to be on this show? 

    I saw the others greet her but Ramona just walked right on by and never acknowledged her. Dale kinda leaned toward her but Ramona just kept walking. So funny. Ramona is just in her own world. 

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  14. 4 hours ago, sunshine23 said:

    I don't think Lisa is perfect. She's bossy, controlling, spoiled and may very well be a bit of a manipulator. What bothers me is;

    1. ALL the women are IGNORING or condoning Dorit's part in this whole thing. Had DORIT done the right thing and brought Lucy back to VPD, NONE of this would have happened. The guilt for this whole thing lays at DORIT's feet, but none of them are willing to acknowledge even a tiny bit of responsibility on Dorit's part.

    2. The same way I described LVP above can be said about ALL of the HW.

    Yes, yes, yes. This has been my opinion since the start! 

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