Shukkhy

I have been stanning for Kurt since 2009, so even I was surprised they managed a new low for him with "A Wedding". Bad enough he would be in Lima and prop Rachel with the Glee club for his NYADA degree instead of doing anything worthwhile in New York, bad enough his rebound was a 60 year old guy. And after they already gave Burt prostate cancer just to push Kurt back to Blaine after he cheated, I am sure it came as no surprise to no one at all that they would use Finn's/Cory's death for another "life is short" speech. But there is just no way in hell that Kurt Hummel would have ever gotten married in a barn, least of all in a suit that shiny. I weep for my lil baby bird who, in season 1, would have cut a bitch if anyone had even suggested as much. I know RIB hate Chris or Kurt or both, but the character they dragged through the worst regularly in past seasons just so they could do more gay PSAs deserved much better. I did not expect much for Kurt, but a double wedding with Brittana after having Blaine in a relationship with Karofsky and getting back together literally the same day, with no real career path or storyline or really even his voice left, feels like I got kicked while I was already down. I'm doing my best to not be disappointed as it was a long time coming, but I can't help but mourn a little for a character I was rooting for for six years.

So Klaine is married now and the only thing I can think about is that they argued over towels for three hours and never resolved that. They are not fit to get married and also there is no way Kurt would ever get married in a barn, without choosing all the wedding outfits and color coordinating the whole day himself. I mourn for Kurt, I really do. It feels just like after Blaine cheated and Kurt had to be mute for a whole season, while Blaine got to whine about his broken heart in five billion songs. Now Kurt is just a puppet on a string again with no backbone or personality left. Also I am not easily offended but pushing Samchel with the whole "Everyone has dead spouses and they moved on so you should too lol!" made me want to vomit hard. It's barely been a year in Glee time, Rachel is allowed to still be grieving and being unsure if she is ready yet, you don't need to push her.

Heh, that was one of the few things I found really funny. VA went through the trouble of bullying Beiste so the New Directions would spend the week on a tolerance lession, just to find themselves as the audience of a 300 people trans choir. I agree. I always tried to still like Blaine and find headcanon reasons for his behavior, but I could not even watch the breakup scene with Dave. Blaine was so horrible and Darren's performance was so embarrassingly over the top whiny that I had to hide behind my hands. It's not even that Blaine made mistakes, everyone does, but he is a mess from start to finish. After Kurt broke up with him he was not even capable to do what was necessary to stay an NYADA, then immediately came back to Ohio and moved in with David Karofsky. That is so messed up and pathetic that in no way is Blaine stable enough to try another relationship with Kurt. I am a Klainer at heart (who ignores everything Klaine past S3 to be honest), but what Blaine needs is a lot of therapy and what Kurt needs is an independent, happy life in New York. Let's talk about a reunion in 2k25.

I was just watching "No place like home" and: Buffy: What the hell is it? Giles: Appears to be paranormal in origin. Willow: How can you tell? G: Well it's so shiny!