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The flappy slappy suction-cuppy sound track for this scenario is nauseating.

She was in Los Angeles. We have The Alley where you can get knock-offs that are actually very high quality. In fact, I've purchased very awesome purses for 3 for $25. The Alley sells some of the very same items as the big department stores. Also costume/prop depts routinely buy and then return stuff, and rentals are possible too.

You have to get the license at the actual county office. So they had to do that previously. And then someone brought the license to her home? I wonder who or why? Doesn’t make any more sense than their whole story line. What I was trying to babble forth was that the ceremony cannot legally *precede* acquisition of the marriage license, but they can certainly occur the same day. You are correct.

Apropos Shaun, I think she does have *some* of the qualities needed to perform this role. And it's hard to find such people; I took a course from Marki Costello, granddaughter of the Costello of Abbot and Costello. All KINDS of interesting people showed up to this thing, worth the price of admission for that alone! We all did a video, alone and another with a classmate. I was bottom of the heap. Some people just have a certain something that jumps out at the screen, and even if they don't have the brain power, sometimes I can see how it's the best possible choice when there's no one who doesn't have both. I did weirdly end up in Hollywood with a successful thang, but my being an emcee (even though I'm damn good at regular old boring public speaking events in my field) was not in the cards. I just didn't have the skill set that works on TV. In fact, I could tell that Ms. Costello was repulsed by me, she actually shoved me aside on the duo-taping so the other gal could get her limelight, which, after watching the video, I got. Anyway, here's the course. http://www.becomeahost.com/

Is it possible the bailiff and court clerk could serve as witnesses? I guess other waiting couples could do it as well. Would their signatures be on the document? I wondered about this as well...... It depends on the state. Here in California, you must get the license first, and then have a ceremony of some kind after obtaining that.

"Talent is arriving..."

Anyone know Nikki's maiden name? I bet a lil ol search my turn over some deliciosity.

No kidding. Then she flat irons it, which exacerbates the problem. That's what dry shampoo and scrunching up hair into a messy cool do are about.

No way (I am). At the beginning, people were calling her a brat and other worse names. I think a couple people even got banned from the site defending Olivia. That girl has a bright future, the SECOND she can get away.

You win Monday Night Interwebs!

God all this stringy hair is grossing me out.

Very tacky. I'm southern -- we are the arbiters of rules (ducks for cover) and only one lady wears white to a wedding!

I wore a Gunne Sax dress to kollege graduation in the Paleolithic Age (1982)!

I made it for a party and everybody hated it

True; I learned to warn CC and banks I would be using my card before emnarking on a trip. You don’t have a warning, it just gets declined.

Can a bunch of us snarkettes do a group AirBnB with Azan's aunt? I would LOVE to stay there, sheep dip and all!

You go, grrrrrrl

I liked both and thought they suited the venues and couples. Aika's was fun and Vegas-y!

Maybe looking at the county court site for a documentation of the marriage?

Indeed!

Dying here

Under the circumstances, a wise decision. I think the remaining hosts are squeaky clean in that dept, however! But three is not enough to carry the show -- maybe they'll pull someone off one of the cooking competitions. That might be hard because a lot of contestants' appeal lies in their quirkiness, and The Chew needs someone more...normal.

OK OK (and don't post the name here) but it's a geek in a lab coat who ties his bowtie backwards. And waxes his hunchback monthly. That should probably do it. Anyway, so we're not off-topic *completely,* bets on arrival of Nino Numero Uno? I'm guessing August 2018. Well, make that Sept., they may have to acquire some diagrams and ramp up to it for a month.

Is that a hint? Keith Partridge? Danny Bonaduce? No, waaaaaaaay more embarrassing. Also, 2006, not 2016, my typo.

Yes, I really like all three remaining hosts and agree that they are terrific together. I keep thinking Cat Cora might be a fun addition. Clinton has a real gift for emcee-ing (and craft-ing). I also love how they embrace the live audience and viewers as equal participants (fun!), unlike The View, where some of the hosts seem to think it's Ego Exhibition Hour.