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AmyFarrahFowler

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  1. Same here. And, on the flip side, I don't think I've really ever seen them genuinely overjoyed about something. Maybe the little ones, or Jill with her engagement/wedding. But a lot of their happiness feels very forced, very Stepford. This mild, "Everything is cool" kind of vibe. 

    The scenario reminds me of that amusement park that David worked at on Roseanne. The whole joke was that it was a brainwashing camp lol

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    Pumpkingate – Was a crock of shit, and would likely be the last straw for a stronger man.  First of all, ‘Dean isn’t emotionally present for the kids’?  Well where was the ‘overprotective one’ when the pumpkin went boing-yoing-yoing on Hattie Cat’s noggin?!  Shouldn’t she have seen Hattie behind Dean, since she’s so on top of things?  Shit, I’ve stepped on my cat Spookyjuice’s paw a cabillion times due to him following me so closely.  And once she was hit and cried a bit, Hattie Cat was ready to continue pumpkin shopping….she wasn’t unconscious and there was no blood so all that drama was stupid and unnecessary. 

     

     

    The way Tori acted about Pumpkingate, I am expecting the next episode that they will all be wearing helmets.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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  3. How is it that recovering addict and cheater Dean comes off as so much more emotionally healthy and mature than Tori?

     

    Because he is an actor. He's just good at making himself look better when the cameras are around. Oh that and the fact that he's married to a self absorbed nut job.

     

    I do love their kids though! Does anyone else think Liam and Finn resemble their Uncle Randy?

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  4. And never forget: Kokka Coleman! 

     

    I need the JJ folks to hire me to write their captions. Along the same lines as, "Toshiba Bennett : Says Plaintiff was Fired," I would also add captions like, "Will Not Stop Raising Hand," "Claims She Has Proof, But Does Not," "Welfare Fraudulator," "Has Back 'Injury', Still Gardens," and "Believes 'Um' is an Answer."

    Please don't forget "tooken to the cleaners". 

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  5. Um, some perspective here. For most of human history, people have slept on the floor with a blanket. A pack-n-play is perfectly safe and appropriate for nighttime sleeping for a very young child. They will not be at risk for falls, SIDS, having their face caught in a bumper, or any number of other hazards. They may not be as comfortable as a crib, but that might be a matter of preference, not necessity.

    For what it's worth, my daughter had a beautiful toddler bed with a Tinkerbell canopy, the most expensive crib mattress you could buy, high quality sheets from places like pottery barn. She loved that bed. And very carefully put every one of her plushes to bed in it every night.

    Where did SHE sleep? On the floor. With a blanket. (Sigh)

    Um some more perspective here~there are definitely beds for these young children to graduate to. It is pure laziness on Jim Boob and Nutchelle's part by not transitioning them.

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  6. I felt sorry for Cinder-Jana too. I think the dresses would have looked better with another teal layer vs the stark white layer on the bottom. I think she did a good job though.

    "Hannie". It is one of my pet peeves when you name a kid & call it another name. They should have just named her Hannah. But that doesn't fit into the stupid J name game.

    The comment that shocked me was when Jessa said the pink bridesmaid's dress was pretty, but you couldn't tell because of "all the extra stuff she had to wear"- paraphrasing. I think she would have enjoyed showing that dress the way it was on the hanger without the modesty shirt, shawl, etc.

    Joy really looked sad in the kitchen with Jill.

    She sees her future. I wish there was a "Free Joy" forum. My heart hurts for Joy and Jana.

     

    New word to drink to: bittersweet.

    Much more of this and I'll be off to rehab.

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  7. It took years of viewer nagging for the kids to even get beds to not put sheets on.  Hannie, Jenni, Jordyn and Josie slept in pack-n-plays for years.  Which is basically sleeping in a box on the floor.

    This is disturbing. I had a pack-n-play for my Grandsons to nap in when they were visiting but put them in a crib at night. In no way are they suitable for night time use. That is pure laziness on Nutchelle's part because I swear I saw a crib in that mess of a storage area that the J-slaves were cleaning out.

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    I am so over with Cate and Tyler thinking they are going to have their future child bond with Brandon and Theresa's child as if they are just a couple of foster parents. So awkward.

     

     

    Who can forget last season when Tyler said "We gave them Carly!" While I admire them for wanting Carly to have a better life, they really need to come to the understanding that Carly is not a posession. Hopefully they will see that some day.

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  9. I'm also wondering if Jill is being told that she's now "America's sweetheart" -- in other words, OF COURSE complete strangers will want to buy the costliest and most impractical baby gifts for her! This is the same woman that (I believe) restocked her parents' house with the wedding gifts she requested -- who asks for 40 sets of towels, three irons, two complete sets of kitchen knives and another set sans block, and (IIRC) at least eight complete bedding sets?

     

    Imagine the product placement opportunities on 19KAC!

     

    Does she think those ridiculous headbands and hair bows perpetuate that fantasy?

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  10. Doug's doofus cousin = Danny

     

    I love this show...  it's still my go-to show at night when I'm in that upstairs-in-bed-but-not-quite-ready-to-fall-asleep part of the day.  Other shows have "Favorite Quotes" threads....maybe I'll start one for King of Queens.

     

    Completely off the top of my head, some of my favorite episodes:

    *  the one where Doug gets Carrie LASEK surgery for her birthday using a "buy one eye, get one eye half off" coupon

    the one where D/C/D/K all go away on vacation and Doug & Carrie keep hearing the Marvin Gaye music ("Let's Get It On") through the walls...

    *  the one where D&C go to the B&B that's overrun with cats and Carrie escapes and is off dancing at a disco

    *  the one where Doug agrees to be Danny's best man and Carrie helps plan the bachelor party

    *  the one where Doug is into karaoke and thinks he has a stalker

     

    I cannot hear "Let's Get It On" without thinking of Kelly and Deacon. LOL

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  11. Amber's book is out. I read it on Labor Day. Don't judge me.

    Weirdest thing about it is that she hardly ever (come to think of it, maybe never) refers to Gary by name. She calls him "my ex-fiancé" and "my daughter's father" etc but doesn't really say Gary. It's weird because if you're reading the book, you likely are doing so because you watched Teen Mom and know who Gary is.

    Makes me wonder if she is legally prohibited from using his name in print?

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  12. This. They're just purposely giving him crap work for the sake of embarrassing him. Those bathrooms looked like they hadn't been cleaned in ten years, so why is it of upmost importance to get it done now? I also loved how those "windblown" fence panels fell in a nice, neat parallel row.

     

    I thought it was a cute idea to have the little kids make pottery for Jill's wedding, but it kind of irked me how Michelle and Grandma told the kids to pick out what they wanted, then made them get something else. It's not like Jill is going to be using this stuff as everyday. If Josie wants to paint a unicorn, let her have the darn unicorn. She's four for God's sake. I just hated that stuff when I was a little kid. Don't tell me I have a choice, if I really don't have a choice.

    It's a sadistic brotherhood I like to call the "Fundie Fraternity". Those idiots can't even haze someone correctly. (before anyone gets upset~I was joking)

     

    JD's asswipe attitude (IMO) is rooted in the fact that he's glad that he isn't the intended target. I could totally see JD not marrying out of fear of getting his dose of karma. Well that and having to touch an icky girl.

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