FattyMcButterpants

I like Arianna, but anyone that uses the phrases "you need to check your privilege" gets the serious eye roll from me. It's such a socially pretentious thing to say these days. And I agree with many on the posts about the Triplets. They need to come out and explain whatever issue these guys have so the viewers understand. Otherwise we are all left to assume why three socially awkward 30 year olds still live at home with their parents and behave like babies fascinated by a mobile in a crib. Also, this show is really going off the rails with people coming on the show to promote themselves, rather than being natural parts of the lives of the real cast members. People like Billy, Raquel, the Reike lady, etc, they are all just trying to promote themselves and are really only on the show for that reason. I guess it all started with Brittany doing the same thing and succeeding, as now she is a full cast member, but even that appears to be backfiring as Jax is stuck in that storyline now even though he clearly wants out of it. Bravo should do a better job of weeding out these people when their boring stories go nowhere.

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Ok, let's get down to it: James- I called this after episode 1 and seeing that creepy look on Logan's face when Raquel arrived, those two were totally banging when Raquel was away, and probably get drunk and fool around in secret all the time. Unfortunately for James, looks like his secret boyfriend doesnt want to be a secret anymore. Raquel- the look on her face was priceless when Logan was hanging all over her boyfriend, trying to make out with him right in front of her. If there was ever a time for a private confessional, we needed one from Raquel explaining that scene. Logan- yikes, this dude is creepy as fvck. Ever since episode 1, he just looks stalkerish to me. And he had no qualms about trying to make out with James right in front of Raquel, which kind of also makes him an a-hole. James better be careful if he plans on cutting this dude off in the future, he looks like he might do some crazy stuff in retaliation. Schaena- double yikes! Stage 5 Clinger (for you Wedding Crasher fans). Her and Logan should get a spinoff together and call it "The Odd Couplers". Tom and Tom- great job with the clean up boys. Not sure what would have happened to that massive pile of trash had you not been there to move around a few pieces of it. Earning that equity for sure! And for Schwartz, after such a hard day of labor, you deserve another night of blackout drunkenness that ends on a friends couch, while your wife of less than a year sits at home waiting for you. Way to be a good husband like a week after admitting to cheating because you were drunk. Brittany- poor Brittany. Now Bravo is planting fake waiters from Kentucky to make her feel better? Yikes! Brittany's Mom- never misses an opportunity to get on camera. Cheat on my daughter, no problem, just let me hit the tanning salon and I will be on the first plane out to fuel the flames of the storyline! Next week should be interesting. Jax- lol, what a douche. Billy- ok, so this is now two episodes where they have shown Billy for some reason. Yeah, I suppose it could be Bravo highlighting a Trans person, just to highlight a Trans person. But something tells me they are setting something up for later. Don't be surprised if we find out one of these dudes, probably Jax, is going to (or already has) hook up with Billy.

Anybody else get a chuckle at how this show tries to portray Brittany as this wholesome, innocent Country Girl who just got crushed by the evil Jax Taylor? Yeah, it sucks that Jax cheated on her, and clearly she is hurt about it, but the idea that she was some innocent girl is comical. Let us examine the history of this girl: 1) She apparently met Jax in Las Vegas, and that's assuming she wasnt social media stalking him first. Either way, you arent meeting Jax Taylor, at a place in Vegas, that isnt super trashy or full of people partying hardcore. That's where she also happened to be. 2) After meeting him, you know she looked him up and saw all kinds of dirt on him (assuming she already hadnt been stalking him). Who he was, how awful a person he was, and how he was a big cheater. But no worries, she was good with that, because... 3) She insta-moved to LA at the drop of hat to be with him, all to be on TV like the fame whore she is. LOL. Oh yeah, what an innocent girl. 4) Tattoo behind the ear and who knows where else. Ill placed tattoos tell a lot about a girl, and they dont point to innocence or wholesomeness. 5) She let him buy her new boobs because HE wanted them bigger. LOL. Sounds like a real wholesome girl. 6) When we saw her in Kentucky, we met her friends, and they were all hard partying single mothers. LOL. All of them!!! Even her sister had a skanky past. 7) We saw her ex-boyfriend. LOL. Hmmmm, Im sure THAT didnt go over well in Kentucky church. 8) She found eyelashes and knew Jax was cheating, and never said anything. 9) She had sex with Jax literally days after finding out he raw dogged skanky Faith without a condom. 10) She stayed with him to current day. So please, spare me the sweet, innocent, country girl charade Bravo is selling. This girl was a hard partying fame whore, who probably stalked Jax on social media, then met him, then sunk in her hooks, then got herself to LA and on a TV show she probably watched religiously. Brittany got exactly what she should have expected out of this, a little money, some TV time, and an STD from a cheating JAX.

When last we saw Eugene at the end of last episode, he was having a nervous breakdown watching Walkers overrun the entire facility, and people were dying all around him. Walkers were piling up on the stairs, and he had no way out. Cut to this week, Eugene apparently called the giant Eagle from Lord of the Rings to fly everyone out of there at the last minute.

Would it have killed these terrible writers to take 5 minutes of that 90 minute Plot Hole Machine to explain how the Saviors go from being completely overrun by Walkers in their compound, with people dying left and right, JUST LAST EPISODE, to getting their entire army out safely and coordinating a massive counterattack against Alexandria and The Kingdom at the same time? Not to mention, tracking down Maggie's caravan, knocking down a tree, and capturing her entire vehicle parade? I mean seriously, just 5 minutes to explain what happened in between the end of last episode and the miracle that was occurring in this episode for the Saviors! And after Ricks group had pretty much killed everyone outside of the Sanctuary, where did all of this manpower, weaponry, and vehicles come from? None of that makes a lick of sense!

1) The scene was completely scripted and setup, but no doubt in my mind Jax boinked Faith. His reactions to being questioned were classic "Im caught" denials. "What, who me? Cheat? Why would I ever do that?" "And if I did (meaning, yeah, I totally would), why would I do it with someone in our circle?" Cut to the scene of him admitting to boinking Kristen. LOL. Freaking Jax is such a sleaze. 2) Even though Jax cheated, Brittany isnt going anywhere, please! As if she is going to give up this show, She knew exactly what she was doing when she chased the fame in the first place to come on this show from Kentucky. She isnt giving that up. Cheat on Jax! 3) There is DEFINITELY not enough attention being paid to this bizarre James and "Logan" situation. That looked like the opening scene to a Lifetime movie about the crazy stalker who falls in love with his straight roommate and kills him later for not loving him back. The looks that Logan dude was giving the camera when Raquel arrived. Classic creepy stalker vibe. On the flip side, would it surprise anyone if James has been boinking this dude all Summer while Raquel was away? They sure looked awful chummy. 4) Absolutely loved Lisa calling out Scheana's ridiculous gushing, right in front of the boyfriend. Schaena: "Im so in love, Im so in love. This is like something I've always wanted and never had." Lisa: "Uh, you were married like last week, and a few months ago were gushing about your husband. Slow down girl." Anyway, Vanderpump comes out swinging in episode 1. Could be a great season. Gotta love it.

I will say this, something MAJOR changed between Adam and Malia since filming ended. Somehow they were all civil and were telling the EXACT same story. I think they 100% had sex before the Charter season, and now they are covering it up for some reason. There was even an episode where they were talking about time they spent in some Penthouse or Hotel room before Charter, so why no mention of that? Then Malia was texting him about sneaking away to another hotel room after Charter. Are we to believe you go to Hotel rooms to not have sex? The way Adam acted, and now the whole revelation of the "I love you", I'm telling you, they had sex. For whatever reason, they have both agreed to change the story. They were WAY too nice to each other and the conversation flipped too dramatically for me to believe otherwise.