Ellie Godfrey

Pauline Potter's best-sellers: "Screwing for Weight Loss" and "How to Totally Humiliate Your Son on National TV"

Damn! Even Assanti could walk.

She's channeling everyone's low expectations into a Cinderella story. I hope.

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I wonder if sister fears weight loss success for Karina would mean sister becomes the fat one.

Sister seems to be pretty demanding of mom's attention & time too.

Sister is a bitch on wheels,

She's already planning to cheat.

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Dentists and hygienists are afraid to get too close. Especially if they have mint-flavored floss in heir hands.

38, San Antonio I think

Welcome JJ! Buckle up. We're not gentle but it sounds like you'll fit in.

She's not going to like Dr Now's 1200 calorie diet. Nope. No one bit.

OMG! I'm a serious pizza lover and couldn't/would eat that much in 6 months.

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I'm adding paraphernalia to the list. cinderblocks, wheelchair, sheet

She's so big the sun can't even reach all of her.

I put this together for us but it needs to be in Bingo card format. I'm willing to do anything it takes I'm nervous about this trip. I'm leaving everything I know I can't do this Dr Now doesn't understand This is too hard/too much It's not fair Food is the only thing that calms me down/makes me happy I have to enjoy what I'm eating I don't think I should eat so few calories The hospital portions are too small The controlled diet is excessive I can do it my way It's not going to happen overnight I think I'm making good progress

I've got my popcorn w/extra butter. Let's eat!

I'd need about 10 of those little snack packs for a single sitting.

Liz has a substance abuse problem just like her dad. Just a different substance.

She needs a different kind of sausage, right Mrs. Judgey?