Dashing Off

Well, what did we learn today, folks? "No carbs" means "all the carbs", do not seek medical help if your legs look like moldy swiss cheese, and that the spirit of James K is somehow still alive and well, unfortunately. RIP Randy. You deserved better, you poor man.

Hell no! I hope he charges her extra for it! #Justice4Randy

Please tell me we're going to get our first amputation on this series. It couldn't happen to a nicer person.

James, when and if you ever get out of this lady, can you please drag her fat hateful ass back down to hell with you? Signed, the rest of the human race.

Randy didn't die for this.

I know, it's awful. I'd send flowers to his grave, but I don't know if he even has one. Poor guy. At least he's in a better place now.

I hope her legs have to amputated. I'm not sorry.

I might be wrong, but I think I found Randy's obituary. Says he was 62. Well, he did look old, and I guess he actually was.

Wait, did Randy actually- oh my god

At this point, I'm pretty sure this bitch is possessed by James K. Ontop of everything else, she's also a verbally abusive scumbag like he was. I think all we need to do to prove it is splash holy water on her and see if she shrieks "MAH LEG...!!"

"This is why we don't mess with white people!" What in the absolute fu-

Imagine being such a bad person that you yell at an old man on oxygen who's been working himself to death for you. On national television, too, nonetheless.

Absolutely not.

Wait, a minute. Unbelievably horrific legs, partner is as dumb as box of rocks, pees in the bed, lifts tiny-ass weights as a way to "exercise"... ...oh my god. Are we sure the spirit of James K hasn't risen from the depths of hell to possession this lady? Because I swear to god, if she makes Randy sleep on the floor, or order her Chinese, I'm calling the church!

It is! Just ordered myself some Lemonades (dumb name for a cookie, I know), and Thin Mints today!