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I don't know, y'all. I think I am just about done with The Chi. This is the second week in a row where I feel like the plot is all over the place and just plain stupid. I see this going the way of Empire.
So Tracy goes from focused, grieving community-activist mom to a Douda Freak down with 3-somes? Really, Lena?
I hate that they had Keisha carry a rapist's baby and now have her looking like she's having second thoughts about the adoption.
Emmitt comes clean but doesn't bother to explain that his indiscretion occurred BEFORE he and Tiff were married???
Oh, and I'm sick of Kevin's girlfriend. Jake will be doing him a favor.
That's all I can rant about right now---this show feels nothing like the first 2 seasons.
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I'm not sure how to feel about this first episode.
One minute, there's 2 feet of snow outside but then we see Jada slip on a flimsy leather jacket over a sundress to go out with her masseuse? Huh? And don't get me started on that first wack hairstyle of hers. That horn of braids was crazy looking.
I still can't stand Lala's character. She's a messy bitch and I feel like it's just a matter of time before she tells Tiff about her tryst with Emmitt. She enjoyed dropping that bomb on Emmitt's dad just a little too much. But I swear, he is the best part of the Chi for me now. Buying that VCR? Priceless.
So Traci is all suspicious about Douda but he leans in and flirts a lil IN FRONT OF HIS WIFE and all of a sudden, she's hooked? Got Kandi's stupid character talking about sharing? Whatev. But Douda was looking kinda good in that tank top there at the end.
Lena has my sweet Kevin smoking, drinking AND screwing? I wasn't ready.
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On 4/23/2021 at 10:11 AM, Bad Example said:
And I kind of get the Campbell's soup hate.... but on the other hand by total coincidence I was eating the mushroom stroganoff I'd just made with cream of mushroom soup (& mushrooms & greek yogurt & ground beef over egg noodles) while I watched this, and it was freakin' delicious and major comfort food.
On 4/23/2021 at 12:58 PM, Stardancer Supreme said:I use ground turkey and spices instead of beef and that is my youngest son's favorite dish!
I use thinly sliced sauteed London Broil in my Campbell's Cream of Mushroom stroganoff and I swear, it doesn't get any better than that. Happiness is a plate of stroganoff. I'm pretty sure I could've won the Quickfire with it.
On 4/22/2021 at 9:24 PM, susannot said:It definitely looked to me like the fryer was not anywhere near hot enough.
Exactly. She knew full well that the oil was not hot enough so she should've been sent packing even without needing a Judge's Table. That raw chicken ON EVERY PLATE was unforgivable.
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Oh my. I was SO uncomfortable watching Drew trying to force that reunion with her son and his father. That did NOT need to be televised. But I do hope Old Daddy is sincere and wants to know his son. They are the spitting image of each other.
Kenya is the gift that just keeps giving with this Marc humiliation that she seems so eager to share with us. So Marc climbs in your bed and you act like you're so put out? Bitch please, you were probably grinning from ear to ear AND I'm still not sure that he even touched you. You know he's been using Brooklyn as a shield from way back in this marriage farce. Oh, and did you peep how she says, "Who blocks the mother of their child?" and then quick had to add on, "And their wife?" I will NEVER believe that she is legally married to Marc--last night's little slip-up just reinforced it for me even more.
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I was pulling for Sarah but as soon as I saw all of the Final tasks, I knew she didn't stand a chance. Not that she STILL didn't kick ass. But all of those tasks required really physical exertion and that's just not right.
I actually thought that Zeus might pull it out but not having good jackhammer technique really cost him in the end. Adorable kids, Zeus!
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How many times did we hear the word "prophet" in last night's episode? Enough that we'd all be dead from alcohol poisoning if we tried a drinking game. And this self-proclaimed prophet---I have so many questions. Not that I really want answers but moreso I need to understand how people allow themselves to become so spiritually invested in such characters. He's this pious, learned prophet who is setting others on the path of spiritual enlightenment but his messy ass has a babymama (oops, fiancée according to Drew) and a new baby?? And creeping with a new disciple? And it's said disciple's "Delilah energy" that is to blame? OK. Oh, and he and LaToya were both TOTALLY lying.
Ahhhhh, Bravo. Once again Marc Daly for Season MVP. This man is a savage and I love it. How many ways can he make Kenya look like the desperate fool that she is? First, we have her admitting on camera that she stays in a hotel when she visits NY. I mean, we all knew that from previous reports but someone needs to call her on that and ask, "Why in the world would you not stay with YOUR HUSBAND?" and watch the squirmy, tapdance that ensues.
Then we get to see a snippet of blurred Brooklyn's party and Kenya playing coy like something jumped off between she and Marc only to have the previews show her being blocked.
Please don't misunderstand me. I'm not a mean person by nature and I usually don't like seeing anyone treated badly. But Kenya is reaping everything that she's sown all for the sake of having "a pretty baby." I have zero sympathy for her. As Judge Judy tells women in her court complaining about a man gone wrong, "YOU PICKED HIM, MADAM!"
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I really thought there was no way that I could hate a player more than Coco V. or Danielle Collins. I guess that's why they say, "Never say never."
Fucking Kenin went through every bag of cheating tricks she had today, trying to best Lauren Davis and IT DIDN'T WORK!
That bitch leaves the court like clockwork whenever she drops a set and none of the commentators ever call her on that shit. After that didn't work, she calls for a medical timeout and leaves the court AGAIN.
I nearly lost it when she reeled off 3 straight games to tie up the 3rd because I really thought she had Davis rattled. And instead of calling it out to be the cheating, unsportsmanlike behavior that it is, Austin just praised her for "calming down" and "getting her head back."
I mean, those women players are better than me. I'd call her out in front of the Umpire and the audience if she pulled that shit on me. And I'd gladly pay whatever fine they hit me with for speaking the truth.
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I really need to stop underestimating these women because Sarah is straight kicking ass and I LOVE it. And I was screaming at the TV how devastating a mistake it was for Swifty to sit out on a challenge that had such heavy materials. And then Savage Crew and my girl Celi, whooped that ass! Celi cracks me up----tiniest thing out there with the most hype. And I really thought Iraida would knock Swifty out of OT. All of those ladies are really great competitors.
I still think Zeus is the man to beat in the end. Zeus or Scott.
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I needed a M2M pick-me-up after that mess of Atlanta Housewives. I can't stand Toya but she made a great catch with Dr. Eugene. All the M2M husbands seem like really cool men and it's great to have them represent black men in such a fun, positive way. Scott admitting that Contessa is kind of a superwoman was so good to see. That woman really is accomplished and that may be intimidating to a fragile man's ego. Way to set him straight, Dr. Damon.
Awwww. Michael going off to school. Sniff, sniff. Where does the time go? I LOVE Dr. Simone's family dynamic. You don't know how thrilled I am that she and Cecil got through that rocky patch. That family makes me smile like no other.
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Another big snooze episode. And I can't believe people were so willing to freely mingle in these Covid streets.
I'm ready to make Production the MVP for this season because they're the only ones willing to make Kenya look like the pathetic, try-hard that she is. Kandi and Cynthia needed to tell her to drop the Bolo talk, not their camera confessionals.
A Night in Niece? No. Just no.
17 minutes ago, TV Diva Queen said:I'm hear waiting to know if Noel is pregnant.
Ok, so I didn't imagine that quick shot of a pregnant Noel.
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I just watched. Why did I bother? What a waste of 60 minutes. But I did think it was interesting that the editors chose to show Aunt Lori. Which leads me to think that Kenya ruined that relationship too. Aunt Lori and her cousin Shay were staples in Kenya's storyline for the first few years but now that she's a mom and she "needs a village," they're nowhere to be found? Interesting.
And did Kenya really end her "sobbing therapy session" with, "Did I tell you I was in Waiting to Exhale?" I just can't...
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1 hour ago, Chatty Cake said:
Can viewers please get a break from Kenya this season? She is an awful miserable person and not at all entertaining.
I would've agreed with you for 75% of this episode when we had to watch her toxic, miserable ass be so obsessively fascinated with the Bolo hook-up. But then came the scene with the attorney.
Y'all.
This crazy heifer straight tried to pretend that Mark was sending her love songs to "get her back." Did you check how her attorney could barely contain his laughter---"Well, why'd he send me this?" The look on her face! She realized how ridiculous she looked and sounded with her "Mark wants me back" bullshit. And then the producer compounded it by asking her, "Why are you filing for custody and not divorce?" She looked so frazzled and caught. I live for these moments when it seems like the RHOA editors and producers are more than happy to let her play herself.
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5 hours ago, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:
I think it's good that the discussion place about older couples and the struggle with a marriage and the emotions, it was sad. But important.
Out of this entire episode, my heart hurt for Jen's father. That poor man looked like he was just used to cowering in the wake of her mother's mean, toxic energy. And who doesn't her mother have an issue with? Her husband, her gay son, the son with the new baby. Whew. She is....a lot.
Delores/David/Frank (and Frank Jr.!) are fascinating. I like them all. They need their own show where they can be weird and funny without any Teresa distraction.
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So, I'm really over these off-season moves by the Birds.
Apparently the Bears were willing to give us more than the Colts in this Wentz trade but Wentz "didn't want to go to the Bears."
Excuse me?
Why would the Eagles allow him to dictate where he ended up?? I swear, I would've made his ass ride the bench behind Hurts before I let him dictate where he was traded. I hope the Colts don't win a game next season.
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Heh. Kenin. Bye, bitch! 😏
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On 2/2/2021 at 11:26 AM, lasu said:
Porsha for the WIN AGAIN. WTF?? I'm rewatching old seasons just to get to her debut because I honestly can't comprehend that this is the same person. "I don't understand what is happening!! I just came to dance and drink!" I'm with you, Porsha, I'm with you.
And then randomly threw in some Ebony from Player's Club quote: "I just came to dance, Junior." LOL. I love Porsha.
Love Porsha as much as I loathe Kenya. I don't even want any of her funky crab cake sandwich but she's a triflin' bitch for not telling everyone that she was ordering out.
Kandi and that BBQ was everything. She had a true appreciation for that pig.
Drew shut that try-hard LaToya all the way down and I live for it.
Marlo keeping her foot on Kenya's fake ass. Hilarious.
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I'm glad Lauren followed her instincts and told Cynthia to drop her hateful plus one. And Kandi was absolutely correct in pointing out that if Kenya was so quick to shade Porsha's activism, then she had no business being a part of the event. That's all I got. Except for this: We need to contract out hair and makeup for backyard gatherings now? 🤔
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Atlanta has really fallen off if the activity in this forum is any kind of indicator. Damn.
Not sure how I feel about Latoya but I think Drew is cute & entertaining but, my God. What kind of asshole has she married? I would've been ok with him taking off for some space (because honestly, Drew's mom seems like ALOT) but he didn't let her know where he was for 3 days? And then he's spying through secret nanny-cams?! I'm not even sure how to process that level of derangement.
Cynthia is an idiot with the wedding nonsense. I see me fast-forwarding through all of her scenes this season.
And of course, scallywag Kenya continues to show her true colors by saying inappropriate shit about yet another cast-mate's husband. Toxic trick for life.
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On 12/9/2020 at 4:37 PM, lasu said:
Every time I hear the name of Candiace's song, I think they are talking about the ICU. Like the Intensive Care Unit Remix 2019.
That's it. That's my sum total for this season.
Well, every time I hear the "I See You," in my mind, I feel like the next line should be, "We see each other!" And then I realize that I have OD'd on Housewives and I need some kind of rehab.
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4 minutes ago, chaifan said:
If memory serves me right, Phil said teams shouldn't share information, as they were down to the final 4. But he didn't say "couldn't".
Yeah, that's what I thought too but when Hubby mentioned it, I didn't feel like rewinding to check his verbiage because I didn't want to miss anything. But I thought that would've been poetic justice if a small technicality like that bit all three teams in the ass and DeAngelo and Gary could vault to 1st place.
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20 minutes ago, raven said:
Never thought I'd say this, but there should have been a rule that teams could not share the answer at the final task.
So my husband is only a casual viewer and he watched with me tonight. When The Alliance got the right answer and were on their way to the mat, Hubby says, "Didn't Phil say they couldn't work together on this leg?" And for a second, I got really happy thinking that the three alliance teams would be penalized for helping each other. Then that hope got dashed when Phil checked in the Beards. Oh well. Anyone but the Boyfriends, I guess.
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SO happy for Swiatek! She played so well and didn't let the Kenin shenanigans disrupt her one bit. Now I'm waiting to see how Kenin blames her loss on her "injury." 😏
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A Collins v Kenin Quarterfinal? I don't know which is more deranged and unlikeable.
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So clearly, the asshole trait is strong with that Kenin family. Not only did the umpire have to issue a warning about her cheating-ass father coaching in Russian, he went and plopped his ass RIGHT NEXT TO Ferro's coach after Kenin dropped that first set. This is unbelievable. I guess it was a mental tactic which has clearly worked because poor Ferro's game has fallen apart but I can't believe dude didn't get up and move. Why would you allow your player to be rattled like that just because you were there first?
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The Chi - General Discussion
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Kev, your broken heart won't let you know this yet but Jake has done you a favor. That girl is exhausting.
During that scene, all I could think was that Reg would never stand for someone trying to punk him in his own home. Trig is a joke.