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Haute Messe
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So looks like Lexi was hired to polish the tarnish off of Sandy and Malia's asshole images from last year. I guess it worked? It is certainly the only polishing this lazy cow has done.
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So many head scratchers.
Who is this Blake dude?
Why are Joe and Serena the designated Greek chorus?
Why was Tammy so butt hurt about some guy she met a week ago? I actually agree with Aaron - karma bit her in her aggressive arse.
Why is Tia still here and why do guys think she is so attractive?
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1 minute ago, MrBuhBye said:
Maybe hairy women are a thing in Albania so it’s nothing new.
Haha! Maybe all those beets and turnips promote excess hair growth.
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5 hours ago, jojo3couleurs said:
speaking of shaving … the thought of Florian shaving every creak of Stacey will haunt me for a long time…
where is that brain bleach I keep hearing about?? 😱
Unless this is bullshit and they are just shamelessly trolling us, Florian deserves every nickel he is squeezing out of this hideous cow.
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Lord this is awful. Like, it should like literally be called Vocal Fry on the Beach.
Aaron is still a whiny baby. He and Tammy seem well suited.
For some reason I can’t understand, this has become the Joe and Serena show. I don’t think either of them are as hot as this show seems to think. And was I seeing things, or did her age jump from 23 to 25 between last night and tonight?
And who the hell is that announcer with the dreadful voice?
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On 8/16/2021 at 7:20 PM, sainte-chapelle said:
I could do without Dean and his GF. I don’t even know who she is. Mo is here to collect a paycheque
I don't understand why Dean and his skillet faced GF are on this at all. He was only involved because of Tarik and I actually thought they were pretty entertaining on PT. All Dean does now is yell.
And no more Debbie please!
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God these women are exhausting. Darcey is pathetic and queen of the ugly cry. Waaa waaa, I deserve, waaa waaa. She is getting exactly what she deserves! She is the personification of the definition of insanity - doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. Why in the world can’t she wrap her head around the notion that young foreign unemployed men are not likely going to be attracted to and be in love with a desperate old hunk of plastic? These guys are attracted to paper - in a wallet - and therefore nothing but gigolos. And Stacey is just plain ugly whether she is crying or not but I do think Florian has grown to love her, or he is excellent at playing the long game. Not sure I would label them American Trash, (Grangela wears that crown) but they are truly pathetic and dumb as a box of rocks. And I think a lot of this is as fake as their hair and bodies.
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4 hours ago, bichonblitz said:
How do you lose 106 lbs. and end up looking worse than before? That big belly, flat ass and back fat, Oh lort. I'm still trying to figure out why she got that dreadful tattoo on her one tittie implant. Pulling that fake ponytail tightly off her face was an assault to my eyes. Has she had a facelift yet? I couldn't tell.
I think that tight high ponytail is called a Hazelhurst Facelift. Didn’t help the turkey waddle under her chin though.
I thought Natalie’s dress was the prettiest by far. Personality is another matter.
Kalani looked like she was wearing a repurposed velour robe.
You all have covered the latest atrocity that Tiffany has added to her cold shoulder collection.
And because it bears repeating, Shaddup Julia!
3 hours ago, ChiMama said:Can’t stand any of them, but do wonder what Ron’s health issue is - why be so mysterious? Alcoholism, STD, what? Plus, he acted like he was high — inappropriately laughing or with a big old creepy grin through the whole conversation. It was weird.
Dementia? That would be awful.
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Well that was bullshit. Glad it’s over.
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I am not buying this “great affection” Olivia and Korey have developed. Maybe because I find Olivia the most annoying person on here since Cash left. I get more genuine vibes from Jeremy and Korey as a couple. And I think I heard Bailey squealing tonight. I’ll be glad when this is over just to not have to listen to that
I'm not sure what to think about Kyra and Will but I hate how the mean girls have treated her. At this point I think they are the only couple I would like to see win, but don’t really care who does as long as it’s not Olivia and Korey.
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I have been thinking since the first episode that at least two of these couples are terribly mismatched. I think Michaela and Gil should have been matched - their personalities seem more compatible, and they both lost their father. Myrla is a PITA. Her negativity and entitlement are going to sink this. She might be too old for Zach, but at least he has the head of hair that she demanded.
Ryan seems like a passive aggressive twat.
Neatnik Jose is not going to be happy about living with someone who he has been advised is a bit of a slob. And I don’t blame him - that has been a total turnoff for me in the past, but I wouldn’t even go beyond a first date.
I don’t think Jonny is going to get past friend zone with Bao but I hope they do work.
This show needs to replace the entire crew responsible for these and last season’s matches. Fail.-
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13 hours ago, Ms Blue Jay said:
Even Olivia has adopted Cash's way of speaking. Everything is literally this or that and she's randomly screaming "Ew" now.
And Korey is the new Kyra (from S1) Everything is "at the end of the day".
Olivia’s been doing it for awhile now, but it seems to be getting worse. I have to FF all of her insipid yammering and squealing.
Now I remember who you all have been talking about - that is what I remember about S1 Kyra!-
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3 hours ago, alexa said:
Will he then be on BIP three times after this fizzles in a week?
God I hope they do last to keep us from ever seeing either one of them again.
1 hour ago, Artsda said:Greg seems like he came out the winner and Katie isn't seeming happy as they say.
1000% - to quote Katie.
I think she broke down and told Blake she loved him for fear he would bolt as well and thus leaving her with one option.
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Damn, I was so busy clapping myself when Charlie picked Alana that I totally missed Andre doing the same thing! I only wish that Olivia had followed Cashay out the door. I am literally over her squealing, her ridiculous eyelashes, her horrible grammar and her delusions of grandeur.
I can't see anybody other than Kyra and Will winning this.
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Cash gave up so much for Charlie, and she DESERVES more?? She really needs to get over herself. I am completely over her. And she can stop the squealing any time. Not cute.
Olivia is pathetic. Desperation at its best.
I like all the new girls. They are all prettier than the OGs and don’t seem as immature as the ones during Casa Amore.
Shannon is just obnoxious. I can’t understand viewer’s affection for her and Josh.
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Katie is one of the most vapid B’ettes this franchise has had. She’s all about the bachelor handshake, kissing and “chemischtry”. I haven’t heard much of any substance out of her.
So Blake isn’t sure if he loves her but is 100% certain he’s going to propose and she’s the One. I liked that his sister was calling him out on his “love” for Clare and Tayshia. It was so nice of him to introduce all you Americans to maple syrup. Pretty sure there is loads of it made in Vermont. And there are tons of moose here but I don’t know anybody who has ridden one, but I have seen them wandering around beside the highway in less urban areas - likely not in Hamilton.
Justin’s mom sounded exactly like the “Grande Dame” Karen Huger from RH of Potomac, which is pretty close to Baltimore. Hmmm. He is definitely the most handsome of the three and seems too nice for this.
Greg - oy. Seems like he has some maturing to do. He sure did get all the looks in that family, although Mom is attractive. I wonder if he suffers from depression and hope this doesn’t break him if he’s not picked. He is pouring his heart out and she tells him she just loves looking at him?? Deep as a puddle. Poor guy is just so afraid of rejection that he is bailing first.And here comes the sniffling and sobbing. I actually felt kinda bad for her.
This season has been a dud. I’m not proud to say that I’ve been finding F’Boy Island way more entertaining.
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On 7/27/2021 at 8:25 AM, Mr. Miner said:
I know this is last night's thread. It had 43 posts before the show aired on Bravo last night. No offense to the people that can view early, but this is a new thing in the Below Deck thread. And I'm not sure I like it too much.
Same. I am in Canada and have none of these options. I went to the E6 thread first thinking that was this week's show and read stuff that clearly didn't happen on the show I watched.
21 hours ago, snarts said:Directv onDemand has the episodes available early as well. If you look, next week's E6 was posted yesterday. I believe I've read that all the onDemand services ( ex: fios, xfinity) are posting them a week early so I'm note sure why Peacock is claiming to be the only source.
Nice for the US viewers.
Anyway.......
I don't recall Roy Jr. being such a pig on their first trip. Or maybe he wasn't as bad compared to some of the other guests that year.
Nothing to add about that spoiled entitled brat Lexi. She needs to be booted.
It is nice to see that Malia has excelled in her training from Buttinski Sandy. She was in the middle of and exacerbated all the drama in this episode involving both Matt and Lexi.
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Kaitlyn's face no longer moves. FF'd thru that stupid proposal. And to think Jason used to be one of my fave bachelors.
That Karl really is a smarmy shithead.
Michael looks good with the beard and he can do so much better than snifflin' Katie. I am so tired of hearing her sob and sigh through her mouth.
I think that whole scene with Connor was the epitome of fake. I never presumed that he was a bad kisser, but Katie is so inarticulate that she couldn't convey that there was simply no physical chemistry there. I'm sure the elementary school crowd appreciates his music.
Thomas....not buying what he is selling.
Bloopers are the most authentic and entertaining part of this show and if they don't make some changes in hosting and production this feels to me like a sinking ship.
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16 minutes ago, magemaud said:
I thought it was interesting that she said she "only hired a babysitter A FEW TIMES A WEEK!" To me, in a typical work week, "a few" seems to mean almost every day.
The young'uns dont seem to know the difference between a couple and a few. Seriously, I had a store clerk look at me with a vacant stare and ask me what a couple was when I asked for something.
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On 7/15/2021 at 2:21 PM, Cosmocrush said:
I wonder if it's because they caught so much blow back for the way they treated the whole Denise thing so they are going the other direction now?
Absolutely. Rinna and Richards have done a complete 180 since last year.
On 7/15/2021 at 5:36 PM, Thumper said:Horse is dead. Horse is dead. Please. Stawwwp!
A-MEN!!
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17 hours ago, njbchlover said:
I agree!! My mouth dropped open when I heard Eboni say that. If she had used different words, maybe "white elitist", I wouldn't have been so offended. That could have been a conversation that didn't go wrong. Ramona, Sonja and Luann (and even Leah, with her sudden need for a hair/makeup artist at all times, hiring a high school entrance counselor and a Chanel logo tattooed on her hand) all live in an elitist environment. Eboni couldn't use the word "elitist", because she also has benefitted from living the same lifestyle.
News to Eboni and Leah - it is no one's fucking business who voted for whom and why. That is part of the reason why our country is so divided. Everyone feels they needed to know who voted for whom, and if someone chose not to disclose that information, it was/is assumed that person voted opposite of the person wanting to know.
Ramona was 1,0000% correct in leaving that conversation. She knew she was going to get ripped into by Leah (who's like a rabid dog) and Eboni may have questioned her a little too much than Ramona would be comfortable with. Ramona seems to be a smart businesswoman, but I also think she may not be super informed when it comes to politics (although I don't know, because she never talks about it, nor should she), so I can understand her not wanting to discuss her voting choice. She may have voted based on one or two things that were important to her - as most Americans do. AND, NEWSFLASH to Eboni and Leah - she is allowed her choice without having to explain or justify it!!!!
EDITED TO ADD: Eboni can just shut up with her stupid justifications of her wrong use of words. Just because someone voted for Trump, does not make them a white supremacist, or means they align themselves with white supremacists. You could also say that if violent gang members, rapists or other criminals (depending on the state and laws on whether criminals can vote or not) voted for someone that you did, does that make you a violent gang member, rapist or criminal, or does that mean you align with their actions?
I'm also not 100% convinced that Sonja and Luann didn't vote opposite the way Eboni thinks they may have - they are just better at keeping things close to the vest than Ramona is. And, in Sonja's case, I'm not even sure she voted at all!! Sonja plays on both side of the fence, just as Luann said. What's good for Sonja at the time is what she'll lie and swear to, so depending on whom Sonja is talking to, she may have voted either way. Again - it's no one's fucking business!!
Either way, Leah and Eboni are so fucking annoying with all of their preaching and lecturing. (Well, Leah is more about screaming at and belittling Ramona), they really are making this show unwatchable.
I do like Bershan, though. She seems genuinely fun!
All of this.
It is absolutely nobody's business to ask or make assumptions as to how someone voted. Isn't that why it's done by secret ballot? It is height of rudeness but I wouldn't expect any less from the gauche Ms. Edgy Leah, who thinks it imakes her cool to label the others as either a karen or a boomer.
I have previously had a bit of a soft spot for Sonja, even after some of her horrendous behaviour and horrid treatment of others because I think she has some issues, or is at the very least extremely insecure and is her own worst enemy. But I am done with her flip flopping to stay relevant. She has no loyalty or even appreciation for anything Ramona, Luanne, or even Bethenny have done to help or support her. I would not be sorry to see her go, along with Leah and Eboni (unless she changes her tune altogether).
1 minute ago, Avaleigh said:I haven't entirely discounted the idea that producers are part of the reason for why the show has gone in this direction. As this season has gone on, I'm curious if Eboni has walked back any of what she's said via social media or other interviews or if she's just doubling down on some of the more controversial stuff she's put out there this season.
I wonder if she likes what she sees in terms of the editing or if she's surprised by how heavy handed she's been with the race related conversations now that she's seeing it play out onscreen. This episode had to have made her cringe on some level, right?
I wouldn't be surprised if the producers actually think that the audience wants to be saturated with all this woke bullshit. When in fact people are getting fed up with it.
I wish I had the fortitude to cancel this recording from my PVR after all these years, but I might need the help of a twelve step program to go through with it. Ugh.
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2 hours ago, TheFinalRose said:Wait. Blake is a wildlife manager?
I feel I should have known that, or that it would have been exploited more.
What does that mean - is that a creative way of describing a bouncer??
I can't understand the appeal of this guy. I find him quite unfortunate looking and kinda desperate. Not sure if he would look better or worse without the Amish beard.
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Did Erika go out and buy herself a big ole pair of Rinna lips? I don't recall them being that inflated before. And she really should tone down the makeup.
The pajamas have been mentioned, but I rolled my eyes at Rinna's mask with the gigantic red lips. She'll do anything to get attention.
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Eboni and her platform are a complete buzz kill in every situation. I wouldn't want to hang out with somebody who is no fun all.the.damn.time. Wash, rinse, repeat. Fuck this white fragility gaslighting bullshit.
The less said about Leah and her sister the better.
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S7.E09. Sept 21 2021
in Bachelor In Paradise
FTFY.
Anybody know what the ratings are for this mess? It's just a massive snore. And why the hell are they dragging these bloody rose ceremonies out?
That obnoxious announcer needs to go.