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Haute Messe

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  1. 2 minutes ago, Vanderboom said:

    All these new reactions, and we still don't have one for eyerolls. MAFS will soon be as bad as 90DF with filler episodes.

    Is this on tonight? I don't think it is on in Canada and if it was, the only way I would watch is with closed captioning to prevent my ears from bleeding out.

  2. 14 hours ago, kikicat said:

     Noi's "I smell a loaded diaper" face

    What a perfect description!

    And I-lyssa, just because you wear a hoodie that says you are a good person doesn't make it so. I believe she went on this show solely for attention. Why else would she have changed into a bright red cocktail dress for a taco dinner. Maybe she was hoping to go to a club? 

    Lindsay had some awful overly dressy outfit on as well. She is another attention seeker but I think her redemption tour was slightly more successful.

    I can't understand how either Jasmeana or Mike thought they had any chance of making this work if they hadn't planned to live together. No idea what the point was of them deciding to stay together on decision day if they never even spoke to each other.

    Katina and O seem to have found their groove - I hope it continues.

    I think Chris should be able to do a lot better than sourpuss Olivia. There has to be a nice single woman in Boston for crying out loud. 

    As others have mentioned, the producer interference has become blatantly obvious and has ruined the show. I will be back for San Diego though because I'm a masochist.

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  3. 1 hour ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

    It appears that Bunion’s MMA career has really taken off. So far he has earned $1M no money from his efforts. I’m shocked, SHOCKED that he hasn’t contributed to the family’s finances. PLUS, he’s a mere 5’7” (probably shorter; see Tom Cruise). Oh Areola, you really picked a winner.

    I imagine he might have thought this would be a suitable career where minimal English would be necessary: Kick, punch, grunt, sit, stay, no biting, no barking, good boy!! They will be living in Mommy and Daddy's basement before thst one year lease is up. 

    Y'all have covered Bile's nastiness thoroughly. 

    Roided up meathead Pat and his brother Bunchy Donovan are quite the pair. And I  thought he said he spoke Portuguese but I understood everything he said and I only understand Spanish. At least Thais might get a green card out of this.

    Guillermo seems like the most mature adult on this season - so far. Kara is headed in the direction of the need for meetings in a church basement if she keeps up the partying and blackout drinking. 

    Yve will have her hands full with two children to cater to. Mohammed seems like a passive aggressive creep.

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  4. 22 hours ago, kristen111 said:

    I think Louie has her mesmerized.  It didn’t take much as she’s not all there in the head.  Looks like he will isolate her until something happens, like something bad I fear.  Like she will lose all her money?  Hmmmm.  I don’t know about a Spin-off.  Will it be all about Louie’s whole family?  She burned bridges with her family and friends.

    She is the perfect mark for a grifter. He is earning it for having to spend so much time with this pig headed, grudge holding, narcissistic, hypocritical imbecile.

    23 hours ago, Marley GMA said:

    This woman (Teresa), is without a doubt the stupidest woman I know.   That is all that needs to be said. Makes me nuts that she actually gets paid good money for being so dumb? SMH

    And the one who is responsible for this is the biggest ass kisser of them all, Andy Cohen. 

    17 hours ago, nichelle said:

     I'm not attempting to be mean. I just don't understand how her brain works. 

    That's because it doesn't work.

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  5. This show seems to be more and more Maggie-centric, if that's even possible. I have never liked her except for when she was in London and wished she had stayed there. Too much Sophie and any Theo is too much.

    What is with the Catherine curls? I am guessing we are in for a Greta manic episode.

    Anybody know if this has been renewed? Think I'm out after this season since I can't come up with one positive thing to say about it. 

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  6. 5 hours ago, Yeah No said:

    True to form Olajuwon can barely hold a knife and fork and then drinks his wine straight from the little wine carafe he got with his meal.  D'oh!  What an ignoramus. 

    This alone would make me dump him!

    I can see why he and Lindsey have formed a bond - they are both mannerless heathens.

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  7. 11 hours ago, MissLucas said:

    Kevin will pull a Kelly Taylor and chose himself. He just wears a ring in the flashforward because Rebecca got upset that 'Jack' wasn't wearing his wedding band anymore.

    One can dream, right?

    On a more serious note it would be great to see next week that all three women were indeed in his room but he did not sleep with any of them and there's a 'harmless' explanation for all the pieces of evidence Cagney and Lacey Beth and Madison collected. That does not rule out that he gets together with someone at a later point. 

    I will go one further. Maybe Rebecca wandered into Kevin's room thinking he was Jack and it's her pink bra but he escorted her right back to her and Miguel's room. I know - ick.

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  8. 8 hours ago, Blissfool said:

    And still, i must have watched it TEN times. I kept rewinding it because I found it hilarious 😂 

    Re Lindsey being offended at being called hyper: When I first started teaching, 20 years ago, my principal steered me away from calling a student hyper, saying that I am not a doctor. I disagreed that hyper was a medical term, but just went with it and have just called certain students active from then on.

    I would call Lindsey relentless. And as others have observed, speculate that her mother called her hyper and couldn't handle her when she was young which damaged their relationship and set her off when Mark said the same thing.

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  9. 15 hours ago, LennieBriscoe said:

    I hope Lindsey didn't waste Urgent Care resources for a hangover. Just sleep it off!

    I hope not too but at worst it was alcohol toxicity - based on my own personal experience with wicked hangovers that resembled what she was going through, but I just puked my guts out and tried to hydrate and ride it out rather than going to the hospital. One of the reasons I have not touched alcohol in nearly 20 years.

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  10. 2 hours ago, Jeanne222 said:

    I don't think their marriage got off to a good start.  Michael is a completely different man today than he was on the wedding day.  He did speak agressively and disrespectful until Jas told him to tone it down.  He did and they mellowed out.

    I wonder if she's not much into facial hair?  I wonder if a good shave could do wonders for a big kiss and anything else that might follow.

    That's a lot of hair if Jas doesn't really care for it.  I don't care for it at all and I think it would be a turnoff to me.

    Could be the facial hair and I think also his height, which unfortunately he can't do much about. She specifically requested a tall guy. 

    1 hour ago, Lindz said:

    How about the shady editing showing the faces everyone made when Lindsey was doing her creepy laugh? Made it even more uncomfortable. What'd they think would happen when they said she was a loser? I mean, really. I doubt Mark could've made it better if they were close & he had her back & she hadn't burned him. Like said she's a winner to him or whatever. What a terrible game. Who says who the loser is? Lame. Lindsey's too easy a target. I'm surprised they didn't have a "Most likely to get drunk." 😅😂

    Yes! I also have noticed the editing monkeys have shown her multiple times pouring herself a drink with a wine bottle right in front of her while Mark and others are shown with bottles of water. This seems very deliberate. But I am also of the opinion that she was drunk as a skunk and went to urgent care with a wicked hangover. 

    Noi is way too immature, inflexible and irrational for Steve - or a spouse for anyone at this point. Girl needs to do some growing up and I wonder if she speaks with that whiny voice at her job.  

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  11. 6 hours ago, kristen111 said:

    “What State are we in”, lol, Melissa says.

    I always thought that Teresa was the dumbest dingaling in this group but sweet baby Jesus, Melissa didn't even have any shame asking about basic geography of her own country. Not that I ever mistook her for a Rhodes scholar. I wonder if she is going to sing her "Saved a wench like me" rendition of Amazing Grace at the recording studio. 

    6 hours ago, Emmeline said:

    I thought joe and teresa giudice built that monstrosity.  Didn’t Tre say early in the series that she would be sleeved out living in a place that someone lived in before her.

    Yes. It was all about the cleansiness.

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  12. 6 hours ago, Back Atcha said:

    ...and then there's THIS:

     

    That explains why I've never seen her or heard of her being in anything up here and I live in the same place she is from. I only watched the first season of BC and that was before her time. Now, Jillian is a real television personality here. 

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  13. 22 minutes ago, Back Atcha said:

    First time on live TV? Is this correct?

    We used to read that she was "a Canadian television personality."  Anyone know that history?

    More like she is a television personality who happens to be Canadian. Never heard of her being in anything up here.

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  14. 2 hours ago, princelina said:

     

    The language that gets on my nerves is this:  he's trying so hard to "get to you"; you need to "go to him" as soon as possible.  If they could just get to each other, the romance of the century would blossom! Meanwhile for all we know he's filming his talks to Whitney while sitting on his toilet 😄

    Haha! I actually saw a show last night where it showed an "influencer" using a toilet seat as a prop to look like an airplane window 😆

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  15. Good Lord. The levels of bullshit, blubbering and the ass kissing by the barnacles was beyond absurd. I never need to hear the word Frenchman again. And Witless going on about her dad telling Babs to suck the oyster during the oyster shucking was not nearly as funny as she thought. Shame on me for not deleting this show from my PVR before my mind becomes permanently warped.

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  16. Lisa continues to be the worst. 

    To me, Jen has just become a cartoon villain. 

    Whitney and her hot peeenk! I hate her baby talk. 

    I wouldn’t be upset if Angie is made a regular. 

    I cannot believe that Mary is the only original one I can stand. She cracks me up and I only watch this for entertainment. And to see Jen taken down. 

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  17. 2 hours ago, DEL901 said:

    Hope it is okay to post this here…New Bachelor host announced…https://www.tmz.com/2021/09/28/jesse-palmer-replaces-chris-harrison-bachelor-host-racism-controversy-scandal-abc/.  Who I assume will host BiP next season. 

    I am not sure if this is a step up or a step down from that FN baking show he’s been hosting.  But anything is better than Kaitlyn and Tayshia. 

    I thought that was kind of a chivalrous thing that Ed did for Mykenna. Natasha should be impressed with this deed. 

    Damn I’m rooting for Kenny and Mari. 

    Couldn’t care less about Joe and Serena.

    Maurissa is so naturally pretty but when she is all made up with those massive fake lashes she resembles an alpaca with vocal fry.  

    Aaron really showed his ass with that dick move with Tia at that stupid prom. He is socially inept. 

    What the hell was all that word salad Noah was spewing! Totally perplexing. 

    And STFU announcer!

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  18. Poor Moriah. She has been so sheltered she doesnt know the difference between fashion and trashion. I must admit to wearing halter tops and cutoff jean shorts when I was in my teens but am pretty sure my ass wasn't hanging out. And definitely didn't apply makeup with a trowel. 

    I feel for Olivia and Ethan but this relationship has been unravelling for awhile now, as is not terribly uncommon for two young individuals who have not had any life experience and are growing at different paces and in different directions. Been there, and I knew deep inside that it was a mistake to get married to this person and did it anyway. 

    These assholes Kim and Barry haven't learned a blessed thing about how their parenting is fucking up these kids. I was livid when I saw Kim nonchalantly going through the text messages on Lydia's phone.

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  19. On 9/20/2021 at 7:02 PM, mbaywife123 said:

    Lexi came on this season trying to be the "Omarosa" of the boat except she took it WAY too far and went way to foul and low.

    She should have studied her crib notes better.

     

    That is exactly who she reminded me of but she took it to another level altogether. And Omerosa was not wearing a dead animal on her head.

    2 hours ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

    Yes, but it's Malia's redemption season, remember?  

    Right! They are working overtime on this.

    Sandy continues to be the absolute worst leader ever. Apparently she is trying to rehab her image by not hovering around every corner but how did she miss noticing David's injury for a few days? I do agree that maritime law expert and tattletale Malia should have reported it. She has had no problem with running to Sandy and sticking her nose in other areas that are not her concern. 

    I also think that Katie is a good chief stew but is too soft and clearly can't handle any confrontational situations without crying or puking. I just wish that she was aware that Delaney was actually doing pretty much all of Lazy Lexi's work. Plus she seemed to get along with the rest of the crew.

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