[Alone: Preview and After Alone Discussion]

10 hours ago, rmontro said:

I'm thinking either it's just his personality, or else medical took him out and he resents it.  Did you notice also after Colby praised Amos' underwear food cache idea, that Roland said he pulls ideas like that out of his behind every day?  Seems awfully defensive to me.

Maybe he got pulled or tapped out on Day 99. That would hurt.

[Alone: Preview and After Alone Discussion]

I am enjoying watching the aftershow and seeing some of the uncut scenes. Roland once again looked extremely pissed and his body language with his arms crossed said more than his actual words.  Wonder what this could mean?

[Lisa Rinna: These are the Lips of her Life]

1 hour ago, dosodog said:

The conspiracy part of me thinks QVC already told her they are parting ways and she got out ahead of the planned announcement so instead of being let go because she's just nasty, her version will be "I was silenced".

That would not surprise me.

2 hours ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I wanna know how those "karens" are gonna react to her post.. I mean not only did she shit on what she "believed" in to make her money but on QVC and also their customer base .. does she think they wont mind her calling them that?

This shows she is a total hypocrite - she probably thinks it is cool. I know what the meaning of that term is, don't know how it started, but I find it highly offensive and wish people would stop using it. She should act her age - it is neither cool nor clever. My name is not Karen, but I have a few kind and lovely friends with that name and I am insulted on their behalf.  

[S05.E02: Caught In The Crossfire]

I am finding this a real slog to watch because I couldn’t care less about any of these folks and they are all well past their expiry date for this franchise. But I do love to snark, so here we are again.

Synjin and Tania – He looked so much better with short hair – like a different person. He also looked happy. And I would go back to drinking if I had to live with that shrew. Taking that wheelchair out on the rink was beyond ridiculous.

Something weird about this Pole and Karine situation. They are all packed, and have nothing planned for when they land in the US?? Did he just assume that they could stay with his parents and waited until the day before they leave to spring this on his mother? Probably. And Karine is looking very rough – at least 15 years older than her stated age.  Baby Pierre is cute though.

Who knew that the Tampa Bay La Leche League meets in someone’s back yard pool? This whole thing is fake, fake, fake. The coven definitely wants a spin off and I won’t be watching if that happens. I actually kinda feel sorry for Andrrrei except he looks like he is stifling laughter half the time. But they will likely get a free trip to Moldova out of this, and not on Daddy's dime.

I don’t know if Asuelu is intellectually challenged, but he is very very naïve and….simple. This is probably the most adulting Kalani has ever had to do in her life and hasn’t got much choice with two babies. I can’t recall if she works, but she doesn’t have it as rough as she thinks if she is living with her parents who are also built-in babysitters, and presumably cooks and cleaners to boot. I think she would just prefer to be bone idle and flash her enormous mammaries.

Colt, please disappear and take your mother and Brazilian paramours with you. Please.

Angela, please stop bullying your daughter about giving you her aigs, and about travelling to Nigeria just so she can witness a marriage she doesn’t support.

Stay tuned for more drama laced TLC sponsored trips.

[S05.E02: Caught In The Crossfire]

12 hours ago, RealReality said:

Oh boy, anseulu doing percentages. 

That was the line of the night for me. "She is 40% excited, and 70% not really."

[S05.E01: What Goes Around, Comes Around]

On 6/13/2020 at 4:05 PM, Neurochick said:

When I was Angie's age I was STILL getting my period.  Didn't totally stop until I was about 56.  No cancer there at all.

It can be a very alarming sign if she went two years without one as she said, and then had one out of the blue. Happened to me and my Dr sent me to an OB/GYN immediately. She sent me for ultrasound, and later did a D&C and hysteroscopy to rule it out. No cancer, but not considered normal at all.

No words for Coltee and Debbie. I never want to see him grooming or bathing ever again. Or hear about him getting laid ughh.  And then there is Larissa. Sure, she came to the United States of America for the right reasons - to morph into a Kartrashian famewhore. I am so very glad that she has an "expert" friend that has been engaged 13 times to give her romantic advice, since her ex bf Eric is as gay as the fourth of July. I am sure that she and those women friends are all employed as escorts. How else would Larissa be able to afford all that work. Those blown up lips look ridiculous.

Kalani and Asuelu should be bloody grateful that her parents are living with them to pay the bills and help with the babies. She seems lazy and he is just a lazy overgrown kid. Papa Low is making all kinds of sense.

Grangela sure is lucky to have this gig to be able to afford to move into a bigger house for her brood, and I imagine her other daughter is going to be living with them when she gets out of prison, since her kids are there.  Angela having a period must have wiped out her last aig, so she won't have nuthin' to tote. And it is just amazing all the shit she can stuff in her bosom. Did she say her mom has pneumonia, and she STILL smokes in the house???

Andrrrei gets more and more obnoxious every season. And why is it that the longer he is in the US, the more he sounds like Borat? His sense of entitlement is mind boggling.

[S12.E11: Love Him and Leave Them]

16 hours ago, Silver Bells said:

I really think John left her.  Now, I think she wants him back.  She was crying to LuAnn because she misses him.  Maybe he had enough of her also.  She was nasty to him too.

 

15 hours ago, AttackTurtle said:

I sincerely hope that John is watching this season and realizing he was lucky to get away from Dorinda.
I miss Bethenny.  She would’ve asked Tinsley a bunch of rapid fire questions about the decision to get back with Scott, but no way in hell would she have fallen in line with Dorinda.  

I would bet money that John dumped her. He has likely been bearing the brunt of her crap for years and finally had enough.  She probably thought he was just so lucky to have someone in her league and never even considered that he would bail. And that is why she is not saying much about it. Before their breakup was brought up on the show, she did make a point of saying that their lifestyles differ and that he wants to go out more often than she does. I am sure he wanted to go out to get the hell away from her.

I can't say that I miss Bethenny, but she certainly would have had the balls to called Dorinda out on her abhorrent behaviour.

[S08.E23: Reunion Part 2]

2 hours ago, FancyNancy said:

That’s when you could really see the hate lol. 

I felt the same as you regarding Raquels speech until I read on another forum that she was in a car accident and had a brain injury. Apparently, the way she speaks is a part of the injury. 

Ahh, I wasn't aware of that. Will try to be nicer if I ever watch this again.

[S08.E23: Reunion Part 2]

1 hour ago, Callaphera said:

It didn't escape my notice that suddenly everyone - including the people who spent a grand total of two hours in the same room with her once this season, like Stassi - was Team Raquel. Clearly the break from filming the After Show until the zoom reunion was filmed was long enough for the rest of the cast to see that Raquel was one of the fan favourite cast members this season and last night they were all talking about how sweet and kind Raquel was, not unlike how they used to say that about Brittney at the reunions in the past. It was a nice if not transparent attempt to curry favour with the fanbase but also a little too late for some of them. 

Haha, fan favourite is a low bar with this cast. Her brilliant statement about how she is too young and pretty to put up with bullshit from the others said it all for me. Looks and age don't last forever. This coming from her is rich - she speaks like she is reading off of hooked on phonics flash cards. LA values are really something else.  

[S08.E23: Reunion Part 2]

It shouldn't take long for this show to die - it is circling the drain right now.  

The people who are now left are all horrible with the exception of the Toms, and I don't dislike Peter, but I certainly don't want to be stuck watching a full hour of them. 

I was living for the stink face Jax was giving. He is seething with jealousy and just barely contained rage and is his own worst enemy. He really thinks the world is out to get him, and he has done nothing to deserve it. Poor poor baby.

The British wanker might be sober but I suspect he still has a lot of work to do on himself, otherwise he will be a dry drunk and that is no way to live. And the same can be said for Lala.

I would love to know why Danica thought it was her place to insert herself in conversations that were no concern of hers. I just cannot stand her or Charli and will not watch another season if we are stuck with them and Scheana. At this point, I would rather watch a show about Vanderpump dogs, swans and horses.

I laughed and laughed when Andy intro'd a segment as Real housewives and the look of horror on LVP's face. This is what it has come down to.

[S04.E16: Tell All Part 1]

4 hours ago, greekmom said:

Tom is and will always be a bitch ass slut ass famewhore.

For sure. Maybe he and Jesse could team up and take their talents on the road to some seniors homes. Hell, throw Ash in there as well.  Tom could give salsa dancing lessons, Jesse motivational bs, and Ash could coach them on relationships and talking in circles.  

[S04.E15: The NeverEnding Story]

On 6/1/2020 at 12:17 PM, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:

Stephanie and her mother have the same beautiful thick hair. That is the only complimentary thing I have to say about Stephanie. 

And she has a nice car.

[Top Chef Canada - General Discussion]

I don't know why they seem to favour Lucy. If they were going to a cook off, I would have preferred that the three of them compete.

My favourite is Francis by a long shot and I really hope he can pull out a win.

And because it bears repeating, Eden needs to stop yelling.  She really does lack warmth. I did love seeing Danny Smiles again.

[S10.E07: Santa Denise]

 

 

3 hours ago, Rahul said:

I suspect the reason for Erika's vile remarks about Sami were two fold. First, Erika has typically been guarded around this group of women. She let her guard down and shared a story about her first (and only?) threesome, for which she was rebuked.  Erika, though she claims to give no fucks, actually gives plenty of fucks. Thus, she lashed out at Denise and her daughter when she felt offended and insulted.

Second, Erika exhibits hysterical, almost sociopathic behavior when she feels judged as a parent, probably because she still feels a great deal of guilt for abandoning her son to pursue her acting career in Hollywood and land herself a wealthy husband. In the past Erika has flown off the handle if someone mentions her parental practices or her son is referred to even tangentially. In this case, Denise being a good mother and enforcing boundaries around what is and is not appropriate around her children somehow set Erika off and she felt opprobrium.

None of this is to say Erika's behavior is excusable. I hope she's being called out on social media for her tactlessness and insensitivity.

Thank you for helping my try to make sense of why Erika kept insisting that Denise was being so judgemental. I could not figure that out at all.

[S12.E08: If You Can't Take the Heat, Get Out of the Russian Bath House]

1 hour ago, njbchlover said:

That was definitely some shade being thrown Ramona's way from Sonja.  

And, the reason why Ramona didn't fit in the Medium dress is because all of Sonja's shit clothes are imported from cheapass manufacturers in China that have their own version of sizing - nothing at all like American or European sizing.

There is no way that Ramona is a size Large in anything - unless it is Juniors' sizing.  She is, at best, maybe a size 8, which is usually a Medium in US sizing.  I actually think she is more a size 4 or 6.  

Sonja, on the other hand, seems to go up and down in sizing depending on her lifestyle.  She seems to be heavier this season than last, so I would say that she is somewhere around a 6 - 8, more likely an 8.  

Either way, the comment was uncalled for and shady, and given the nature of the cheap ass garment, the sizing isn't really indicative of anything.

The best part to me was Sonja stuffing her face the whole time she was at Ramona's.

Dornida just gets more hideous by the week. She takes absolutely no accountability for anything she does, and loses her shit and goes straight for an attack. Maybe Ramona should have tried to talk to her one on one, but I think the result would have been no different.

[S10.E06: Read Between the Signs]

3 hours ago, AttackTurtle said:

Kyle is simply not smart enough to be queen bee.  She seriously seems to think all she has to do is sit at the head of the table and the others will do her bidding.   Not gonna happen with Rinna and Dorit.

Exactly, and she is way too insecure. Those two hyenas are capable of tearing her to shreds. 

[S10.E06: Read Between the Signs]

1 hour ago, ShawnaLanne said:

Oh Kyle, She wasn't yelling yelleen and screaming screameen you narcissistic twunt.

FIFY. That is a speech habit she has that annoys the crap out of me. Also her toilet mouth is really dialled up to 11 this season.

1 hour ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I just do it cause it’s fun to see them get upset. How fucked up to say that. That be like Dorinda saying I just like to torture Tinsly for the fun of it. It’s wrong lol 

Huh. I wonder if that is the way she parents her daughters as well.

Well, well, the missing husbands all crawled out of the woodwork tonight. I wonder if that was their seasonal appearance.

Rinna was salivating during that ride back with Garcelle and Denise. 

I am actually finding it painful to watch Kyle cursing and crying every week. She is having a meltdown a la Dorinda. Her outfit was ugly, but I wasn't fussed about Garcelle's either. I love that Denise just DGAF and wears jeans.

Dorito and PK are just pitiful. They seem to be living on a very shaky house of cards.

[S08.E20: Unfriended]

3 hours ago, Sun-Bun said:

Brittany is definitely the ultimate Kentucky basic bitch stereotype; amusingly enough, every time she’s onscreen and my husband happens to walk by the TV, he always asks without fail, “What’s that hayseed doing on there? She doesn’t fit in at all!” Like he *still* can’t believe she somehow got cast on this show despite being a smalltown thick hick—all the cheesy shit she wears, the god awful home decor, the dark spraytan and that trashy AF wedding castle venue didn’t help her cause.

I do love it that Brit’s finally being exposed onscreen for who she really is and is no longer able to play that selfless little Southern sweetheart card. She’s just as bitchy and manipulative as the rest of them. 

Speaking of bitchy, I cannot fathom how Katie still hasn’t figured out how to appropriately dress to suit her figure; she’s stuffed like sausage into that pink dress in her talking head. It’s very nice to see gals featured on this show who are above a size 4, but it’s sad when they attempt to dress like they wear a size 2.

I’m now beyond ambivalent over the Witches of WeHo drama; you play with dogs long enough, you’re gonna get fleas, Kristen. Just roll on and let Basic & Blob enjoy their own miserable company; go enjoy your new home, your new man and your little T-shirt empire.

Never thought I’d see the day that I’m over Basic & Bowtie, but I’m over Stassi, her ball-ridden fiancé, and her endless bougie attempts to act above the rest of this crew. Ditto LaLa the worthless cumguzzler and her Fred Flintstone fiancée; surely they have to realize they’re *only* valued by this sad bunch for comped dinners/PJ trips.

Justice for Scheana! I still don’t like her at all, but I don’t like to hear about a show deliberately trying to edit a cast member into someone they’re really not in real life either. Let’s see her real life triumphs shown just as much as her costars’; it’s not funny/clever to shade her anymore, show. 

The less I discuss the newbies, the better; what a bunch of pathetic thirst traps. Their dehydrated antics are so pointless. And yes, it’s creepy AF how they all look like each other. Typical Hollywood Basics.

I still like the Tom’s(I acknowledge that they’re simpering pussies, but at least they’ve made something of themselves), and I’m in shock that Amazing Ariana has grown on me. Even DJ James & Dimwit Raquel finally won me over(and I still snicker over him calling Brit “a hillbilly” in a fake southern accent at one reunion).

This was the lamest VR finale ever, btw. Hope you can join Vicki G in the “my show” weed garden, Jax. 

 

And it was the grand finale for me. I have no interest in watching another season of this with the current bunch and even moreso if they add that horrendous LV Scheana clone. One of her is more than enough. And the rest of the newbies all suck. I was a defender of LVP in the RHOBH takedown, but her overabundant presence on this show has completely changed my view of her. 

Jax is a very bitter and unhappy person. He might benefit from off screen therapy and rehab, and maybe some prescription meds if a diagnosis warrants it.

I don't know anything about the big bad edit Scheana apparently received, but will do some digging before I say anything else about her, but my feeling is that she has provided them with plenty of material to work with.

I am completely over those shrieking witches Katie and Stassi. I don't think we have been shown any justification for the beastly level of treatment Kristen has received from them.  

It has become tiresome to have nothing funny to snark about which is why this show is dead to me - after the reunion, of course.

[S12.E07: How Ya Like Them Apples?]

7 hours ago, LibertarianSlut said:

I’m not sure how Sonja even enjoys sex at this point.  She seems like she’d have whatever the woman’s equivalent to whiskey dick.  

Vodka vagine?

[S12.E07: How Ya Like Them Apples?]

These women all need a few sessions with Martin the boxer. I was howling with him trying to counsel Dinsdale about her problems with Dorito and trying to keep her from punching him in the nuts.

I think Tinsley has a case of arrested development.  Maybe her life of privilege has resulted in her emotional immaturity. And I can understand how annoying that could be to engage with, but she is not a mean person.

I feel no sympathy for Dorinda anymore. She needs to climb off the pity pot and maybe put the wine glass down. She is an angry, mean bitter bully. My life sure hasn't turned out the way I had hoped, and neither has it for nearly everybody else I know, and none of us are whining about how unfair it is all.the.damn.time. Not always easy, but we just deal with it and get on with life.

I don't understand why Leah would give the master bedroom to her kid who is only there half the time.

I am not nearly as amused as Leah is by Turnip Sonja. She is a sloppy gross drunk. But I am not really a fan of Ms. Morgan, either.

And God bless Ramona for being a supportive and empathetic friend to Dorinda. Not sure why this Elyse is hanging around, but I don't hate her. She keeps it real.

[S10.E05: Let the Mouse Go!]

18 minutes ago, princelina said:

II agree that she is not looking good this season.  However I don't think she's so "vile" as much as just kind of simple and not very bright, and certainly not very good in the witty repartee sense - she can yell and point and walk a way but that is not WINNING. 

She's too busy inserting herself into as many Vanderpump Rules scenes as she can 😄 

I completely agree with this assessment. Kyle is neither bright nor a match in the witty repartee department and her inability to articulate results in frustration:  yelling, crying and walking away.

I also never would have heard of her if it wasn't for that useless niece of hers.

And LVP definitely has not done herself any favours on her other show.

[Top Chef Canada - General Discussion]

The right team won this. Three of them easily could have gone home, and while I do think Imrun's time is up, they chose the right two. Xin probably would have dodged the boot if he wasn't the team captain.

I wish they had given the winning team some feedback on their dishes, especially Francis and Stephanie. His deserved some praise, and hers were a fail, sadly. I felt bad for her.

I find Jo very hard to like. She did do a good job as FOH and they loved her desserts. She has been lucky to be able to do them two weeks in a row, but I kinda think she is a one trick pony and she is abrasive.

I don't mind Eden, but wish she would tone it down a bit. She sounds like she is yelling most of the time. And I wonder where Mark was - did they say?

 

[S12.E06: Just the Sip]

I am not going to diagnose or label anyone an alcoholic, but based on my own personal experiences, I see that Luanne demonstrates many traits of one, as well as having a family history. I don't think she can have just one drink - whether she wants to or not is irrelevant. Her behaviour and attitude say something different.

Now, having said that, as a non-drinker in recovery for 18 years, I would never subject myself to any of these events. I long ago lost any urge or craving to drink, but it is not the least bit entertaining to be around a bunch of drunk people when you are the only sober person. Because I value my life today over everything else as a sober person, I can only find it entertaining/mortifying at a safe distance through the screen. Lu has every justification and excuse in the book ready to lay out. She is in complete denial that she may have a problem, and until/if she herself admits it, she is not an alcoholic.

To some degree, much of this can be said about Dorinda and Sonja as well. And I do worry for Leah as I think she is walking toward a landmine.

[S12.E06: Just the Sip]

1 hour ago, thesupremediva1 said:

Jacques will always be a fav of mine. I love that Lu is still close with him. Nice to see that all relationships don't have to crash and burn. Lu and Jacques, Ramona and Mario, Leah and her baby daddy... nice to see compassion between exes. I've never been lucky in that department. 

Tins and Dale used to get under my skin, but I lost my mother 4 weeks ago and now I can't even get through their scenes. I'd give anything for my mother to nag me and take a few digs at my poor choices again. Tins seems to know how lucky she is, which does my heart good. Still, I wish Dale would just let her daughter be her own person. 

I am so sorry for your loss.

[S12.E06: Just the Sip]

7 hours ago, LibertarianSlut said:

Jacques and Luann had the same hair in season four, and now they have the same hair again in season 12!  He looks like Balky Bartokomous.  

Lol, that's a blast from the past! I thought Jacques was just ahead of us all with a Corona hair situation. He sure seems to have a type, though. Lu and Paige could pass for sisters. I didn't have any trouble understanding him, and those others might have if they kept their mouths shut.

6 hours ago, ShawnaLanne said:

Sonja being called out for talking was kinda messed up, she was actively listening.

I agree. It was Dorinda who started talking.

4 hours ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

Sequin hummingbirds on a Jovani baseball jacket and white pants with black tuxedo stripes. Remember when Lu wore understated, stylish clothes. 

Her pronunciation of “dire” still makes my brain hurt.

Her prounounciation of "olcohol" makes mine hurt.

3 hours ago, bichonblitz said:

Now I get Dorinda. She misses her lavish lifestyle with Richard, hobnobbing with all the important influential people.  She really loved Richard. But..... she's wallowing in what will never be again and she's drinking her misery away. She hates the new life she was forced in to through no fault of her own. It's made her bitter and hateful. If she wasn't such a bitch I would feel sorry for her. She really needs therapy to try and get her life together. 

I really think she seems on the verge of a breakdown. Although she has been bitter and hateful for the last couple of years when she is drunk, it seems to be her regular state now. Unless she is drunk all the time, which would explain her enabling Lu so she has a drinking buddy. Instead of wallowing in self pity she should be grateful for the years of  lavish life she had when she landed Richard, because she wasn't born into it.