[S08.E15: Finale Reunion]

15 hours ago, ECM1231 said:

I guess there is a lid for every pot. You know how AJ always says Stephanie is his sexy AF wife? To me Luke is ugly AF. Idk what Kate found so appealing.  I like beards so that was not it. His behavior made him even uglier.

And a seat for every ass.

Kevin Frasier is the best! I hope this will be a permanent gig for him, because he is miles above that vapid Samantha Harris.

Will has not been into Jasmine and I would bet that all her expectations as to his earning power, career aspirations and bill sharing emasculated him to the point that any attraction he may have ever felt totally evaporated. Too bad he couldn’t be honest with her about that – it might do her a favor to know so she can improve her approach in future relationships, as clearly she is adamant about how important these things are to her.  This is also something the “experts” could have pointed out to her. But Will talking about wanting to be friends and then maybe date is just confusing as hell.

[S07.E16: I Don't Like the Sound of Your Voice]

3 hours ago, politichick said:

If he gets to grown up he may question his choice of a wife.

20 minutes ago, walnutqueen said:

Except, when it did.

Above is what I meant.

[S07.E16: I Don't Like the Sound of Your Voice]

14 hours ago, Thumper said:

Maybe I'm cynical, but I thought Beau's dinosaur moment was a bit too much "look at me, look at me!"  (Knowing he would be filmed.)

Maybe, but he is the only thing that makes Stassi tolerable to me, so will take it.

14 hours ago, Thumper said:

The HAT BOX!!!!!   LOLOL!

AND the flat iron!

Also, Katie - ultimatums rarely ever work.

[S11.E02: Things Are Going Southampton]

38 minutes ago, bichonblitz said:

Add to her classic manic behavior her crazy high on love lets get married right away stint with her soulmate Tom, then falling in to the depths of despair with alcohol after the marriage imploded, I also do believe she is bipolar.  Extreme highs, lowest of the lows. She also married the Count a week after meeting him, while living with another boyfriend. Lu has most likely been suffering from this disorder for many, many years. I hope she gets the help she needs but I don't think she's hit rock bottom yet. 

I agree, she has not hit rock bottom yet. I also think there is an undiagnosed mental disorder combined with alcohol that is the cause of her erratic and impulsive behavior. And Ramona is absolutely right that two weeks in rehab is more like a vacation.  Lu did not seem to learn much – she basically went to dry out, and she now seems to realize that she is powerless over alcohol, which is step one. Now looks like she has skipped all the rest and gone straight to step 13 – looking for men at AA meetings. That’s a recipe for another relapse right there.

God, I hate those taglines.

Dorinda is a miserable dry drunk. I bet it’s a matter of time before she picks up again.

Not impressed with Barbara at all.

Beth looks like she has aged 10 years. She still looks good – just older.

[S23.E11: Week 10 - The Final Rose]

3 hours ago, partofme said:

I don't know her so maybe, but I was that skinny or skinnier until I hit 40 so it could be natural.

Of course, but she seems to be the only one in her family that looks like that - by a long shot.

[S23.E11: Week 10 - The Final Rose]

15 hours ago, adhoc said:

What, does Hannah smoke a pack a day? That's some serious vocal fry. But her points are well taken. 

She is so skinny, I wondered if she has an eating disorder. Maybe purging has affected her voice?

When the producer hugged Colton, I was hoping we'd see her face and it would be Shiri Appleby aka Rachel Goldberg.

This whole entire (tm Colton) show was so ridiculous, I think I finally have had enough. Most of these contestants IMO are far too young for this. Oh, who am I kidding - I will be back for Paradise.....

[S09.E17: Reunion Part 2]

14 hours ago, mbaywife123 said:

Teresa is as dumb as a box of hair.

I have no "compassionate" for her or her grifter husband.

She needs to go remove some of the "ingredenses" from her face and 

"cleansy" her foul/ignorant mouth out with some lava soap.

And someone needs to per-sway her to go to Italy for good. She is a meathead.

[S23.E07: Week 7 - Denver, Colorado]

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2 hours ago, rlc said:

Finally realized why Caelynn looks so familiar- she looks just like Britt from the Kaitlyn co-bachelorette season (and most of the other women in the house).

Funny, I mentioned a couple of weeks ago that actually think Hannah looks more like Britt - especially the perpetual pasted on smile. But I think that Britt might be a bit brighter. 

This episode felt like 95 % manufactured horseshit.

[S23.E05: Week 5 - Thailand]

13 hours ago, ECM1231 said:

Cassie and Colton in the ocean...whoa! Serious lust! I just wish I knew what was drawing him to her, as someone posted upthread. She is not the prettiest one there, imo, so it has to be something. I liked her interaction with him in 1st episode; she was playful and seemed normal. She is more girl next door to me.

Here's what bothers me. I think Colton and Cassie look so much alike they could be brother and sister. Yuck.

[S06.E16: Au Revoir!]

11 minutes ago, Thisgirllovespasta said:

isn't Adrian a hippie and a vegan? Why would he move a sea slug? 

He's a "hippiocrite"

[S23.E04: Week 4 - Singapore]

So, the WHOLE ENTIRE group of these ladies are in it 1000% for the right reasons. That’s what this show is missing – more hyperbole.

Never have seen bungee jumping spelled "bungy" before. I thought that was maybe for when you don't have enough fibre in your diet.

[S11.E12: The Peaches of Tokyo]

17 hours ago, Irritable said:

I am sick to death of these women being late for things.  It’s ridiculous behavior for grown adults, and so inconsiderate to keep people waiting for them at scheduled events.  I look forward to seeing Nene get left behind next week as she slowly strolls out, fanning herself like she’s just fabulously late and not rude as hell late.

I’m also tired of hearing any HW in any franchise say they deserve this or that luxury thing just for being them.  No one is more deserving of a trip to Japan than Eva for being a mom and planning her wedding? I disagree. It’s a shame about her grandfather, but I still don’t like her.

Speaking of people I don’t like, it rubbed me wrong that Marlo was pissed because none of the women asked her what they could offer her since her luggage was lost. Ask for what you need, or go to the hotel gift shop and buy it.  That’s what we did when we were in Las Vegas for 2 days while our luggage was in Atlanta, because we accept that we are responsible for taking care of ourselves even while we are inconvenienced.

Kandi may be hungry, but that’s no excuse to get snotty about the cuisine in that nice restaurant.  More than likely fried rice was an option if she wanted filling comfort food.

Being a caregiver to a close family member does take a heavy toll, I can empathize with Nene feeling frustrated, overwhelmed, hurt and exhausted.  But I don’t think it’s cool to badmouth the person with cancer on national television.  She needs to dig deep for some inner strength and keep her bitching about Greg’s moods off camera. She said herself he’s upset because he’s got cancer, and I can’t think of a better excuse to be grouchy. She gets to fly off to Japan for vacation while Greg stays home and continues to have cancer, he can’t escape that for even a week. The caregiver has to suck it up when the patient has bad days, but that’s not really in NeNe’s nature.  

Damn.  Apparently this episode got on my nerves because all I’ve done is complain about these complainey women.  Another fantastic trip to an amazing place wasted on people who don’t know how to act right when they travel.

All of this!

I am just glad to have had an episode of Orangutan Jungle School to watch after this as a palate cleanser.

[S23.E02: Week 2]

6 hours ago, oakville said:

Is Demi a producer plant?

Whatever would make you think this ; ?

I think Tracy resembles Heidi Fleiss.

And beauty pageant Hannah reminds me of Britt from DUI Chris's season, but with more cerebral vacancy.

[S06.E13: I Said I Got It!]

4 hours ago, scrb said:

Only thing I got out of this episode is that Canadians pronounce more words weirdly than just "aboot."

There was "soorree" and one other.

As a Canadian, neither I nor anyone else I know has ever pronounced the word "about"  "aboot", although I have heard "aboat". Laura has some regional thing going on with her speech but I can't figure out where the hell she is from, but if I had to guess, I would say somewhere in the prairies. What bothers me just as much is her loud screechy tone.

Rhylee (it pains me greatly to type that spelling) has the same annoying voice, and I don't know if it's been mentioned here before, but all I see is former Duchess Sarah (Fergie) Ferguson when I look at her.   

[S03.E14: Growers and Show-ers]

15 hours ago, RHJunkie said:

Just this episode Brandi said that she didn't care that she hurt LeeAnne's feelings but then thought it was a good idea to bring up her feelings were hurt about something LeeAnne did. If you're going to dismiss someone the way she did LeeAnne you better make sure it goes both ways. Don't tell me you don't care about my feelings and then come at me expecting apologies all of the time because you want to take everything I do and turn it into something vindictive. That said, I wouldn't want someone filming me jumping naked into the water (though I also wouldn't have done it in front of a film crew either), and if someone did film it, I would certainly feel uncomfortable if it were someone I don't get along with and have openly said to dislike them. It was just plain stupid of LeeAnne to think Brandi would have gotten a kick out of it. Brandi hates her too much to see past anything she does.

Does Brandi know what a rumour is? A rumour is fake gossip that is shared to others behind someone's back in hopes that the news spreads. Throwing a dig to Brandi's face about adopting a baby to save her marriage is NOT a rumour. I think it really gets under Brandi's skin that most of the women are on good terms with LeeAnne and probably didn't help any that D'Andra and LeeAnne had seemingly buried the hatchet earlier. Brandi wants all of the women to hate LeeAnne and instead of picking her moments to truly prove some point that LeeAnne is a manipulative fake person who is pretending to be a better person, she's pushing anything and everything to try and make LeeAnne break and it's not working. The most underhanded and manipulative thing you can do is speak for others and project your feelings onto them when the one on one argument isn't going your way.

Brandi is no less of a fucked up, manipulative person than LeeAnne is. Just because the costume is different doesn't mean the core isn't rotten. At least LeeAnne recognizes that she's a fucked up person and admits that she has to work hard to subdue the worst parts of herself. I don't think Brandi has any awareness of the depths of her assholery.

So based on the previews, LeeAnne claims that Brandi stole her phone and in retaliation she cloned Brandi's phone? That doesn't seem legal and it seems incredibly stupid that you would admit that on camera (unless she was fed up and lied about it in order to set Brandi off) but on the other hand, how in the hell did LeeAnne even pull that off? It sounds so high tech...don't you need equipment and shit for that? If you don't, I'm going to be extra careful where I leave my phone.

Brava - couldn't have said it better myself. Brandi is delusional and her logic is baffling, especially when she thought it would be a good idea to get as drunk as possible to try to incite Leanne to call her an alcoholic to her face. In what world is that a sensible thing to do, especially when, as she has said, the adoption is still not final. All she is proving is that she is in fact a drunk, and I am saying this as someone who has been in recovery for 16 years.

[S03.E14: Growers and Show-ers]

Brandi is a drunk. I have never liked Brandi and have no appreciation for her trashy, juvenile sense of humour. She does a first class job of embarrassing herself all on her own without worrying about a small video clip of jumping in the water topless. I see why she drinks - she is even more miserable, jealous and bitter when she is sober - or maybe just hungover. And can see why her daughters behave the way they do. The only tolerable Brandi scenes this season have been with her and the baby, and that will probably change when he starts to grow up - poor kid.

Leanne often behaves like an asshole, but I think she is a very damaged individual so feel some compassion for her.

Agree with y'all, D'Andra looks 100 percent better and younger with the makeup removed or at least toned down.

[S01.E03: MAFS: Happily Ever After?]

6 hours ago, OnTime said:

Why do I think the producers scripted the anniversary gift/baby gender reveal for some drama?

I hope that's what it was, otherwise a total bitch move.

[S07.E17: I Still Do?]

2 minutes ago, GBPackersfan said:

I could not stand the interviewer. I thought she was terrible. Fingernails on the chalkboard annoying. 

I cringed when she came on. So annoying, but she didn't ask as many asinine questions as she did when she was on DWTS.  Her repeated use of "ixpearamint" drove me nuts. She was not a needed addition for sure.

Not surprised that Dave and Amber are not together anymore. I think if she had toned the insecurity down a notch or ten, he might have been less put off. At least she toned down that hay on top of her head, and it looks much better.  And I am guessing that gym guy might have said she was too desperate or clingy, or that she had been with more than one gym guy. There is something more to that we didn't hear about. I may be alone on this, but don't think Dave is that horrible. I do think he got turned off by Amber and at that point everything she did - other than between the sheets-  irritated him. So i will admit that's pretty douchy......

I am happy for Bobby and Danielle. Hope those crazy kids make it. 

You guys have covered the other two lovebirds and the 'experts' should have just let them go their own way the day after the wedding. That was not entertaining to watch.

[Season 6 Discussion]

7 hours ago, AZChristian said:

Only two thoughts jumped out at me after watching the premier episode:

1.  The Indonesian doctor/model/unwed mother WORKS at the house she showed.  She's probably one of the multiple maids.

That's exactly what I thought. Nothing else makes sense.

[S07.E16: All the Roads Lead to This]

5 hours ago, humbleopinion said:

You went to dental improvements... my mind went to pie....olaliberry, apple, pecan

Took me a few moments to get this and had to google olaliberry, but....hilarious!

[S01.E03: Save The Date]

2 hours ago, HazelEyes4325 said:

You know what bugged me about that scene?  It should have been a scene between Delilah and Regina.  I get that Maggie has to be in the middle of absolutely everything, although--to her credit--she did try to excuse herself.  But why the hell was the *secretary* involved in all that?  

That bugged the hell out of me too. Ashley seems super shady.

[Season 2 Discussion]

14 hours ago, TrininisaScorp said:

I finally figured out why I can't with Rachel:  She's such a Debbie Downer "me me me" type.  She has a not terrible life with 2 healthy kids and a roof over her head, and she's so Eeyore about everything.  "I love that my kids are here together...but...**whomp whomp** I wish I was in the UK with Punchy McPuncherson."  Her self esteem issues are understandable, but, damn, she isn't "crane lift out of house" big....she can change her diet and workout a bit, and be fine.  If John wanted a blonde, blue eye Gisele looking chick and she has concerns about that, they should have discussed THAT in the UK.   Also, I feel like the US government is gonna frown upon 60 convictions for fighting including 1 that includes hurting someone permanently.  BUT.  I still think crawling Lucy is the sweetest thing ever!

Exactly this!

 

6 hours ago, snarkish said:

Anyone else notice that Rachel said she was "home for a few months" but baby Lucy only appeared maybe a month older?

Yes.

 

I miss the old seasons of this show when there were couples who actually had met and knew each other. These are now all just a bunch of scammers looking for a green card and a sucker with money. 

[S20.E33: Nominations #11]

Victor looks 10 years younger with the haircut and shave. 

Nicole still makes me stick cotton in my ears.

That was the most hideous engagement ring ever. Did she call it cute?

Josh is just as obnoxious as ever.

Glad to hear that Derek smells good because he doesn't look like he does.

[S14.E11: The Three-Hour Live Finale]

1 hour ago, Nowhere said:

Of course it rains and fucks with the dish on every Monday night. Good thing I can read the forums. 

Consider it a blessing.

[S14.E11: The Three-Hour Live Finale]

1 hour ago, Ohwell said:

Can she not just, for once, you know, WALK UP to a guy instead of wrapping her fucking legs around him?  Gawd I am so sick of this! 

How about when she jumped into her mother's lap.....She's like a monkey.

34 minutes ago, dizzyd said:

Chris, you got one thing right, this has been painful to watch and I'm not even talking about whoever's about to have a meltdown, but I keep looking at the clock and asking is it over yet. Please hurry up and put me out of my misery. 

Vomit inducing.

1 hour ago, Kareem said:

Someone in Garrett's family said Garrett is 'special'.  Got that right. Wondering how long it's going to take her to realize the dude has a brain like a bb in a boxcar. Hard to imagine forever with him. Yikes.  

His obnoxious sales pitch evidently worked on them. All I could think about was him trying whatever it takes to close the deal. Blah.... Blake's looking slightly better to me.