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1 hour ago, hoodooznoodooz said:
Lu should model the Spring 2020 Jovani dresses to promote an “Ignorance is Bliss” campaign.
God help us, that could be her next song.
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Just caught this again last night and here’s my take.
Not discrediting all the things that Beth has allegedly done to help Lu - but Beth was getting amped up in her resentment and anger toward Lu for days, maybe weeks. That morning, she started lining up soldiers – feeding Barbara an antidote to Lu’s “Kool aid”. You could feel her agitation escalating and Lu was just giving her more and more gasoline to add to the fire. Look at how she freaked out when Lu went to give Barb a hug at dinner. I do agree that Beth is in need of intense psychotherapy and not with a camera present and some TV shrink. She has a lot of deep issues that are surfacing and this looked like a complete mental breakdown. Worse than Scary Island. I also feel terrible for Dennis’ family to have to witness this, not to mention what Bryn may experience.
Lu was being insufferable all day. From making Sonja change her clothes for the AA meeting – Lu was not about to be upstaged where she would have a captive audience. She was absolutely obnoxious when she came back from her “two hour swim and photo shoot”, bitching about the lack of time for her massage and hair blow out. She must have been aware of what time they were going out for dinner and she's damn lucky that Ramona waited for her.
Lu is devoid of humility, gratitude and compassion. There is a condition in the book of AA known as self-will run riot and Lu has this in spades. Her ego and lack of self awareness are out of control. If Lu was capable of saying thank you, or I am sorry, for ANYTHING, I doubt that this would have devolved into this grand mal shitshow (thank you earlier poster for this epic description).
Sonja’s reaction to the meeting was pretty over the top, but not a “360” as Lu described it. I am almost certain she must have been raised in a household where French was the native tongue, as Lu’s inability to articulate comes out as Frenglish.
Tins needs a dating coach - that was excruciating.
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5 hours ago, Spike said:
How is Pole going to teach English to Portuguese speakers when he speaks no Portuguese? Immersion lol?
Not to mention, he has a hard time with English. He talks so bloody fast I need subtitles to understand him half the time. I can't imagine how a foreign student would end up butchering it with Pole as a teacher.
4 hours ago, millennium said:I don't think she was ever in any real danger of not being able to reach him. Probably all she had to do was call any 1-800 number and ask for Sumit.
Or Michael Jones ☺
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29 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:
TLC's twitter account posted the recipe for Ludwing's grilled sandwich last night:
buttered bread, kalamata olives, honey and cheese
That actually sounds yummy - Greek? I had a roommate who ate toast with Cheez Whiz and grape jelly. Now that made me gag.
1 hour ago, LilaFowler said:I loathe people who bring kids into their mess. The woman who is dragging her young son halfway around the world to live with a recovering addict is a total moron.
Yes. And TLC needs to stop exploiting these situations with people who have small children.
I wonder if Sumit and Jenny ever took the plastic off the furniture?
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Like, this is so firstratink! WTF is this stupid recap crap. Like, it was bad enough seeink it all the first time. Is this show such a steaming pile of toxic waste that they had to go here to try and resuscitate this season? If CH and the rest of the production had not interfered so much it probably would not have sunk to this level. Really Hannah is the worst pick they could have made. She should come back in 5 years when she grows the hell up. Rant over.
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7 minutes ago, PinkFlamingo said:
Pao seems to think her baby’s birth is going to be like a spa day. She said something like she just needed a pool and candles. Yep that’s all you need, appropriate mood lighting should be high on everyone’s list when bringing another life into this world. Gotta look good in the birthing photos. Better keep up with the makeup too.
Yes, won't it be charming if she poops in the pool, especially if Ross is in there with her. That will be a lovely photo. She lives in a dream world and is so bloody obstinate to not listen to a thing her mother says after 6 births! Everything is Pao's way or the highway.
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5 hours ago, Mothra said:
Why didn't he go into the police station to find out when she would be released?
This! I kept yelling this at the screen this over and over, but got no response....... maybe he still had on his plaid pajamas that were not fit for public display.
About the Chantel and Pedro saga. Chantel has the emotional maturity of a 6 year old. "Nicole is a big fat meanie because she said my hair was ugly. Waaaa, it's not fair!" And I loathe Nicole. And to think this whole thing started a couple of years ago all because Chantal lied to her parents about why Pedro was in the US. However, it does not excuse either family of their abhorrent behaviour since then.
2 hours ago, Lemur said:-Andrei for being shiftless, hapless, most-likely soulless douchenozzle who can't get out of bed before 11, and acts as if he's in any position to dictate everything to anyone, including who may or may not be invited to his wife's baby shower held in a house he neither owns nor rents. Also for perpetually looking like he's just walked through a fine mist of canola oil.
This is a thing of beauty.
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Did Dr Jess get some "augmentation"?
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11 hours ago, MostlyContent said:
I was SO wishing it was Nikki who tapped. Miss "OH, what wall can humans have? We can do anything!" "OH NO!! I can't use a knife and I now have a less-than-a-half-inch cut!" Put a band-aid on it, you whiner. I have scars 5 times that long from 40 years ago. *NEWFLASH* I didn't die, and because I was an idiot around barbwire didn't mean I could neglect the fact that the horses still needed to be brought in. SO, I officially dislike Nikki. Team--NOT Nikki.
I really wanted to like her simply because her hometown (NOT Echo Bay) is adjacent to where I'm from. I would never have known that except for an article in our local community newspaper last week about her and her being on this season of the show. But unfortunately, she is irritating me and also doesn't seem to be living up to what she has listed on her resume, at least so far. Will give her a little more time.
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15 hours ago, humbleopinion said:
Amber's obvious attraction to Matt at the reception looked like it was getting steamy....
Amber is lucky school is out for the summer and she doesn't have to face classrooms of 8th graders the morning after the episodes air....
I actually thought she was acting like she was one herself! I can see nerves being an issues, but also see some red flags here. Didn't her sister say something about the guy in her previous relationship being a total leech - and she put up with that? She comes off as really desperate and clingy, and I imagine that would get tiring.
7 hours ago, Yeah No said:When I squint hard enough the two of them remind me of Kathy Griffin and a balding Jerry Seinfeld. And wouldn't THAT be a match made in hell, lol?
I thought of Kathy Griffin as well! Never thought of the Jerry Seinfeld resemblance, but that is spot on.
7 hours ago, Yeah No said:I don't know why but she reminds me of a very young 80s Whitney Houston, down to the way she puts her hair up. She is strikingly attractive.
She also reminds me a bit of Ashley from RH of Potomac.
6 hours ago, TwirlyGirly said:I've seen this before, the whole "I'm a virgin so I have to ensure everyone knows it by choosing a whiter-than-white wedding gown" thing. It's been brought up as a criteria for choosing a gown on Say Yes to the Dress multiple times. And it's weird.
Bridal salons don't separate their stock by color; Pure White: Virgins Only. Off-white: Slutty Girls. /s
Nor do the consultants typically quiz their customers on their sexual status: "Oh, so you're a virgin? You may only select from our pure-white gowns." Or, "You've had pre-marital sex? Tsk tsk! Only off-white for you. Store policy!"
So, the only way for Iris (or any other bride) to ensure her fiancé (and everyone else present) knows she's a virgin is to announce that fact, or maybe by wearing a "VIRGIN" sash over her gown.
And if she has to do that, the color of her dress doesn't matter.
What really surprised me was the dress she chose because it was "virginal white" was also strapless and plunging in the cleavage area. I would have thought a virgin would have gone with something a little less revealing... I actually liked Amber's dress the best. Elizabeth's was tragically ill-fitting. But Mr Picky seems to like boobs, so that might work in her favour since they were almost popping out of the dress.
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On 6/10/2019 at 10:23 AM, LibertarianSlut said:
I, too, watch all of the Housewives shows that are available to me, including sitting through a season of Auckland that only aired in the US years after production, and was less interesting than watching paint dry. (What I won't do is pay extra for episodes. I have never seen RHVancouver for that reason).
Consider yourself lucky. I was absolutely mortified to have those cows representing my city 😞
On 6/8/2019 at 1:11 PM, dosodog said:I no longer have the:
ERMAGOD! IT'S TUESDAY! feeling anymore.
This season, I joined a belly dancing class. On Tuesday nights.
I have watched lately, but not glued to it. Laundry is getting folded, items dusted, general house cleaning.
When the in-laws call during the show, I'm actually fully listening to them now....and I'm not trying to figure out a way to get off the phone.
The other howives proved to me this season that they are incredibly boring.
They talked about LVP constantly. Behind her back. Which is a HUGE thing according to them.
And they had nothing that I related to.
Ericka still has a giant stick up her pantyless ass.
Rinna manipulates everyone into fighting at meals to hide that she doesn't actually eat. And then wants me to feel sorry for how she fucked up her kids. Own it Rinna. You. Dont. Eat.
Kyle. Well I just don't find anxiety entertaining. And her neediness in regards to women and friendships is too high maintenance for me. And she keeps making TMCFR, "relevant" by putting her on tv.
Denise is "fuck", giant dicks and all about keeping her head in the sand unless it's about Kim and Rinna. Oh and being high.
Teddi. She knows everything. Except to stay out of other people's arguments. And accountability is just a word to her. Unless she's holding other people accountable for the choices she makes. Then she's a poor little victim of manipulation.
Dorit should spend the rest of her life being chased. But I have to give her props into manipulating the group into thinking that she is somehow a victim.
Really it's going to depend on who stays, who go's and who is new.
But I don't think I will have the giddy joy I used to have on Tuesdays.
Thank you for taking the time to express exactly the way I feel, so I don't have to! It currently takes me about 5 minutes to watch this show after FFing through everyone I can't stand.
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1 hour ago, FlyingEgret said:
Am I the only one that hears Hannah endink every "-ing" word with a "k"?
No, you are not alone - I hate the way she talks.
1 hour ago, JenE4 said:Hannah wants the deep talk: Mac and cheese or spaghetti? Soul bearing!
I don't have a clue what she sees in him. They act like a couple of grade niners. Not only is he a fake shallow twit, but also kind of unfortunate looking. Maybe it's his personality that makes him so repulsive.
31 minutes ago, Jayohgee said:Omigod, I am so bored. This show used to be trashy fun; now it's just a dreary slog through endless inter-bachelor conflicts and he-said/he said drama. (I felt the same way last season with the Hannah/Caelynn feud, and with Colton's virginity dominating as the central theme of the series). And then there are the group dates which frequently involve men beating the crap out of each other. Where are the fun dates? Where's the joy? Where's the alleged romance?
OK, I feel better now.
I think that Hannah is far too immature for this, as are many of the guys and it feels like watching a prom queen and a bunch of frat boys - with a couple of exceptions. No doubt the producers are forcing this Luke shit and it is not the least bit entertaining.
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43 minutes ago, Yours Truly said:
I think the intervention helped. Sometimes people need a time out and it sounded like she needed help gathering her wits about her. It's the need to foist on her the requirement to make being 100% sober her new lifestyle that's the step in the wrong direction. She needs to heal whatever is at the root of her problems but with everyone telling her its alcohol she's always going to be wasting her energy fighting the wrong foe. I'm not surprised she's resistant to the idea but of course she has to make the attempt to convince the public that she's taking her sobriety "seriously" cause she's been deemed an alcoholic. The go to diagnosis. So bored with the laziness and simplistic take on life struggles. It's always gotta be alcohol or substance abuse. There's so much more out there that contributes to the decline of someone's stability. Like life.
She said herself that one drink is too many and 100 (or whatever) is not enough. Social drinkers don't say things like that. And she can't deal with her underlying issues if she is still self medicating. All I am going to say on the subject, and agree to disagree.
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4 hours ago, bichonblitz said:
I agree, I think she is really pissed off that she can't drink. Which is why she needs to attend as many meetings as she can or her new sobriety won't work. She also needs to have some friends that don't drink but we also know that isn't going to happen.
No amount of meetings is going to help her stay sober if she doesn't have a desire to stop drinking. She has not hit bottom yet, and the "intervention" was a waste of time.
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1 hour ago, hoosiermom said:
I am disappointed in Lu always talking about AA on the show. If she really knew anything about AA at all, she would know we have a tradition to maintain personal anonymity at the level of press, radio and films. (This includes tv) When a celebrity talks about going to AA and then goes back out drinking, it looks bad and discourages others from trying AA and that could possibly cost them their lives.
And another clear indication (aside from her general behavior and seeming lack of sponsor) that she is not practicing the steps or traditions of the program of recovery. She is going only because it is mandated, and probably to pick up men.
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Zackery and Daquaray. That's all I got. Lee's a hopeless delusional jerk. I wonder why Dr. Now didn't kick Lee out of the program and let Rena have the skin removal?
Sarah looks like an entirely different person. Hope she gets the skin surgery and that her hair grows back. Looks like she and Lola have the same visually impaired wig fitter.
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3 hours ago, LibertarianSlut said:
Me too. You know what I just remembered last night when I was watching the dysfunctional Rinna family dynamic? That, in season five, when they were talking about sobriety, LisaR revealed that Harry "got sober" a few years ago. And at the time, I thought it was for health, but I remember being like, "did the dude have a drinking problem or...?" But I wrote it off.
Now I know that LisaR will minimize or maximize a problem to whatever level it suits her convenience, I am convinced Harry got drunk and either killed someone, or dropped a dog off at an Orange County shelter (too soon?).
But, in all honesty, that comment about Harry "getting sober" is nagging me now that I see how dark this family has the potential to be, and how much they sweep under the carpet.
I recall when Lisa revealed that Harry was sober and IIRC she said there was alcoholism in his family - I think his brother died from it. So I'd guess he either had a problem himself or was taking preventative measures. Either way, a smart move.
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3 hours ago, politichick said:
I seriously doubt I will watch next season if LVP is gone. I think a large part of the problem this season is there's too little Beverly Hills in the RHOBH now. Denise and Erika a basically trailer trash, Rinna never really had any class and is an envious shit stirrer, Teddi is trying to fake it till she makes it, but she's just a basic bitch who talks too fucking much about shit that doesn't involve her. Kyle brings the wealth but she is a bad friend and though desperate to be the franchise's star, she's just not that interesting. I could live with Dorit, but I hate her because her stupid actions are the root of the franchise's demise.
This group is not interesting enough to carry the show on their own, which is why the conversation has devolved to
I really do wonder what made them include Denise. She is so low budget and is friends with Brandi? Eww. And does her husband have, like, a job?
I also wonder about that Hamlin marriage. I wouldn't be surprised if he leaves after the girls finally leave the nest. Does Lisa behave very differently at home, I often wonder, because I can't imagine he would tolerate the toxicity she spews into the group. And, like others here have noted, I think he's not "camping" alone.
This season was just horrible.
Amen. But I find Dorit just as awful as the rest.
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2 hours ago, Mahamid Frauded Me said:
He should have gave her 3.99 for a Goody hairbrush
Oof that rat's nest on top of her head was so distracting.
2 hours ago, Dmarie019 said:ehhhhhh very true! There has to be some sort of job out there that hires questionables though.
Not sure that even a cow pasture is a safe place to work for Pole the arsonist with all that methane gas.....
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And another thing.... Show, stop trying to make this Live thing happen. This Shaun is as ineffective as her giant predecessor.
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10 hours ago, Lizzing said:
That Live show afterward was pointless. Darcey & Stacey looked weirdly puffier than usual, and since they both did, I'm thinking they both went to the derm and got over-filled, rather than being on medication for some illness.
13 minutes ago, Horrified said:I need to kvetch about Darcy and Stacy. Boy those two have a lot of sounds coming out of their mouths but never actually string a coherent sentence together. So, you know, (hair flick), whatever, twin flame, happiness, I don't know. They are really non-contributors.
And Darcey was totally suffering from carb-face last night. Well, on me, its carb face. On her it was probably a last-minute Groupon for filler. I know she's trying to look hot for those younger guys that keep hitting on her, but instead she's veering into bloated cougar territory.
Maybe it's from stuffing their faces while on Pillow Talk. I can do without seeing either one of them ever again. They are irritating and as shallow as a puddle.
5 hours ago, Pondlass1 said:I do realize, as most of us do, that much of this is set up for our TV entertainment, but I do get the impression Nicole is as sex mad and stupid as she comes across on screen. I guess the cameras were rolling for her call to Azan but she heard news she wasn't expecting and what followed was real. Nicole bumbling about and then somehow managing to 'disappear'.
Azan obviously wants the regular money gifts, not Nicole. He is a bum.
And Libby's sister actually seemed reasonable.
1 hour ago, BravoAddict72 said:Nicole needs to stay home and work to get an apartment for her and Mae. Mae needs to be in school. As a only child, being in kindergarten will help her socialize. There is a lot more to kindergarten then the drawing pictures Nicole thinks is all they do.
All of this.
I actually think there is some intellectual and emotional deficiency with Nicole. I am sure that every one of her family members have tried to knock some sense into her, but it is a losing battle. I also think that the only reason they put up with her idiocy is for the sake of Mae.
13 hours ago, TrininisaScorp said:By all that is holy, I DID not need that drive to and from and the appointment at the sex therapist. I don't like Larissa in the slightest, but damn if she didn't make MULTIPLE salient points. Colt-ee LOVES being pulled between eternal mother-wife and "sexy, Brazilian assed (really?)" wife 2. The idea that she should be sexually available to him multiple times a day (10!...GTFO, you gross thing...) without care for her interest is awful. Colt is just so off putting, and his expectations are ridic. You have a wife, not a hooker at your beck and call. Ew. Your bedroom activities should be something you work on together, like fucking adults.
She sure did. And she must have given herself at least one brain scan while she was rolling her eyes.
2 hours ago, LGGirl said:David and Annie are two married grifters enjoying the spoils of TLC.
35 minutes ago, Spike said:Couch surfing in Florida and Pennsylvania when they had money to do eyelid surgery. David claims the hair transplant will be free, but he may be fibbing.
So pillow talk must be fake as they are pretending to still be in the storage facility.
Yes, I am getting sick of them after they proudly announced their trip to Thailand for cosmetic surgery while being homeless bums. And does David think he will look slimmer if he gets a hair transplant??
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On 5/31/2019 at 11:12 AM, eleanorofaquitaine said:
Most people can contain multitudes - sweet in one moment, aggressive the next. I'm not sure why Denise being semi-confrontational (not even that aggressive in my eyes) shows her "true self" over her moments of sweetness. I mean, I suppose if a person is looking for a reason to dislike Denise, they could see one moment as her "true self," but generally, I don't think one moment - or one emotion - represents any individual's "true self." Most people's "true self" are all of those attitudes.
Also these women with the exception of Dorit and maybe LVP are all actors or performers. I am sure they can turn it on or off any time they want. Hard to know exactly what is authentic.
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I loved it when Craig said goodbye and thanked the bar for having them.
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4 minutes ago, Mahamid Frauded Me said:
Luanne does think her shit don't stink now she is some big cabaret star, her act kind of reminds me of those old 70's shows like Laugh-In.
Or the Gong Show.
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S11.E16: More than a Feelin'
in The Real Housewives Of New York City
· Edited by lizajane
to acknowledge Ramona's prior faux pas.
Yes, it was really shitty of her for the previous events, but not sure if she needed to include her in the Art Basel event.
One is enough. Also, they have been subjected to her lounge acts when Money Can't Buy You Class was her first "hit".
Not sue if she has a drinking problem either, but I wonder if she might be trying to calm her anxiety with booze. That's how I crossed over the line from social drinking to dependency. And ironically it ended up making the anxiety worse, which I discovered after getting sober. It's a slippery slope.
And macrame plant hangers. Maybe the reason her decor is all brown and orange is to mask the spray tan stains. I was disgusted with what she did to the furniture and floor in that room.