Someone gave me a mini pizza maker for Christmas once. Turns out it was one of those mini sandwich maker/grills (or something) that Cathy Mitchell used to shill. There were a bunch of recipes online for it. I ended up making quesadillas in it until I decided making them in a skillet tasted better.
I don't either. I think I tried to watch the first episode of Dr. Pimple Popper and the bad feet show. I didn't last past the consultations. I still watch Say Yes to the Dress and Four Weddings every once in a while.