Cassiopeia

Definitely the hardest vote, but Mac had such a tough week that I'm going to vote: Monica Thank you, Cattitude! I can't even imagine how much time you must have spent on this.

If it weren't for Felix clearly having no problem with casual sex when he kept trying to get something going with Milo around the time of the 2013 Nurses Ball, I would agree with this. Well, or if I didn't hate Felix so much.

Anna

Thank God he took the time to rip his shirt off! Open casket? Shirtless? I'll cast my daily pointless vote for: Anna

Fixed that for you. And where has the gun been up until now - hidden in his tank top or yoga pants?

Anna

This clip is priceless. But to make it even funnier, after you've watched it once and enjoyed all the crowd reactions, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE turn on the closed captioning and watch again. The captioning... there are no words. Well, there are a lot of words, but none of them are right.

This is brilliant. Plus, alliteration makes everything better.

Britt 1. terrible at concocting evil plans 2. pursued Patrick, even though her mother put her up to it 3. buddies with Spencer 4. still wants Nik 5. was nice to Sabrina before she left for PR

Plus she said the slow season was winter. I'm not that great at math, but when I calculate 9 months after August, I come up with May.

Thanks, @Tiger. Shockingly, I must have zoned out for that part of the conversation. Definitely not Felicia or Maxie. Mac will, if he finds out about it, and probably even Nathan. There's something wrong when Nathan is one of the smartest people in the room.

Anna

I'm rooting for an unprecedented three tocks in a row if Lulu's embryo takes. Is the Outback really doing so badly that Felicia has to sell Aztec artifact jewelry to buy a freaking camera? Lazy writing.

Tracy, for apologizing to Kiki.

I wonder if this is a re-write due to Anthony Geary's extended medical leave? A re-write, with of course, about 3 seconds thought to whether or not it actually makes sense. When this happened, I thought I was as outraged as I could possibly be, until the Selma Diamond poseur told Sonny what a wonderful man he is. Blech. I'm off now to either drink heavily or eat a quart of ice cream out of the carton. Maybe both.

It's a little disturbing that 3/4 of the cast was killed before I felt bad about losing any of them. This is a losing proposition, but: Anna

How fitting that Patrick died (twice) yesterday of all days. I'm a little worried that the cryogenics version won't stick though. I've been watching Night Shift Season 1 on Netflix, which gave me even more reasons to vote for him. Moving on... Anna Tracy

Welcome to the Hotel California!

Lucas Patrick

Anna Patrick

Anna Patrick (I feel like I'm getting away with something because it looks like Felicia is about to choke on her over-enunciated diction, and I won't even have to use one of my precious votes on her)

Anna Patrick

To show my appreciation for you taking out Scotty's nasty bathrobe along with Bobbie, Cattitude, I'm giving one vote to: Patrick Other vote to Anna, who has become too dumb to live and certainly too dumb to be police chief

Michael Corleone and Sonny could be twins aside from the fact that Michael Corleone was smart and got shit done.

I want so badly to like Britt, but she's making it impossible. Who could have anticipated that a mobster wouldn't be civic minded enough to check the organ donor box?