Lakewood27
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Kandi said on WWHL that she'd been working for awhile on the prenup and it was Todd who waited until 2 days before the wedding to hire the Real Lawyer of Atlanta. She also says she removed the part about Todd getting nothing if she "chokes on a chicken bone".
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Kandi looks so pretty on WWHL tonight.
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Mmmm. TI fine as hell.
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Phaedra is a freak for real. The little people and discount, ratchet strippers were not cute or amusing. I thought Kandi got the short end of the stick, no pun intended.
Todd shouldn't be forced to sign something just because Kandi waited until the very last second to draft it. That is unfair.
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Two days til the wedding and it looks like Reco is still staring at bolts of fabric.
Is this the Young & the Restless? Everyone in ATL has the same lawyer??
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And IMO Tan looks like Falcor from Never Ending Story.
Ooooo I was going to say she looks like Lew Zealand from the Muppets, but Falcor is better!
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It's nice that Tan has such high self esteem about her looks.
Um, yeah. Even when fully made up in her THs, the best I can say is Tan looks like El DeBarge.
Of course Reco only has a few scraps of fabric, and half a bridesmaid dress done. I will never understand how Kandi thinks, and where she chooses to splurge. Her estate is completely paid for, and yet they're sitting at the dining room table drinking out of Solo cups. And apparently, Kandi only has two sets of sheets. Girl, you know you're going to have a ton of out-of-town guests. Go to BBB and get some guest linens. Damn!
I did laugh when Aunt Baby Dinosaur announced her conspiracy theory about Tow-It's Jedi mind trick and then spun around in her chair like she just caught Bin Laden. Mean ass old lady.This made me giggle for a full minute.
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So Tan and Carmon don't like each other and compete for Kandi's affection. I'm sensing an ugly pattern.
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George hasn't appeared again & said they had a threesome. And Veevs didn't make a direct accusation either. There is no lawsuit. But it does make me very suspicious of Miss USA & what her motives are. To create some attention & PR for herself over threats of a lawsuit?
She is probably revolted being linked to that disgusting pig, and threatening to sue is better than just letting that obvious lie hang in the air, without refuting it with everything she's got.
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Mike: I gotta go make noises out of my face hole or whatever it is I do.
I am stealing this.
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I think it's pretty clear that George and Cody met Miss USA at a party and the disgusting old lizard made a pass at her and suggested she come to his daughter's house for a three-way with him and Cody. Miss USA had no intention of doing so. She did not come over to the house. From then I assume Cody slipped George whatever drug she uses to knock him out so he keeps his nasty old claw-like hands off of her and, in his drug-addled state, he fantasized about a three-way in which he was able to satisfy these two women (something that would only happen in his dreams). Aviva was the only one stupid enough to believe that his hallucinations were real.
The thought of Cody using forget-me-nows on George, and convincing him the next morning that they had crazy sex the night before, is making me giggle.
I look forward to Aviva's absence from the Montana episodes.
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Andy the Driver is my new favourite person. He is not here for drunk Sonja and her babbling.
Loved Sonja ripping a deadly fart 2 minutes into the episode, and then just casually saying it's the cheese's fault.
Without disgusting pig George and his lies, Aviva has zero storyline. So happy Detective Ramona got to the bottom of the threesome that never was. Now I know disgusting pig George is all talk. The only thing he's banging is his gums.
One look at those wonky tits, and I knew who it was. Even in that 30 seconds Kelly was onscreen, she looked and sounded crazy.
I don't know what to make of Sonja's alleged tryst with Russ. It's possible, but I didn't see her actually confirm it.
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So happy to see the return of Richard and Kelly! Happy to know they're still cluelessly optimistic and human enough to have their feelings hurt.
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Did I hear MJ correctly when she told Kandi she's on her own? I presume she meant that even though she is no longer "supporting" Kandi she would still expect Kandi to support her (at least financially). Or is MJ finally ready to start working the pole to pay the mortgage?
What mortgage? Kandi's first house, which is Mama Joyce's new house, was paid off years ago. Joyce is spending her allowance on tacky QVC jewelry and dusty wigs, not bills. And why work the pole when you can just open up a secret credit card in your daughter's name?!
No disrespect to Todd, but the caliber of men Mama Joyce feels Kandi deserves would NEVER put up with Kandi's baggage, and that includes her mama.
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Casting different actors to play the same character reminds me Deconstructing Harry. It's jarring at first, but you just kind of accept it as part of the storytelling.
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IF it takes an act of audacity on the part of one of those people to make both people recognize the truth of this, THEN it would be a great shame if that act of audacity never happened.
I guess sweeping a woman off her feet and taking her up the grand staircase doesn't happen in real life. In real life, the man awkwardly hovers over a woman, then aggressively moves in for a kiss, then drags her by the arm, tries to unzip her pants and take off her shirt, all while she's saying "no". I know life isn't like the movies, but this was too real. And I know Pamela has intimacy issues and probably needed a nudge, but trapping her as she's gunning for the door? It made me uncomfortable.
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Kandi looked fantastic at the reunion. I don't know when these episodes were filmed, but I could definitely see Kandi at least being able to squeeze into a 6. Her butt is still a 12 (which is fine too), but her waist, hips, chest, and arms look fit and fab.
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I figure it's got to come down to her and Maddox. He's been introduced on the show long before. I suppose Chung has a shot, but everyone is so derisive of him, I can't see him doing well.
Chung is Giuliani. Noun, verb, [iraq War], with a little Pawlenty. In other words, a non-factor.
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It was so obvious she wanted someone to chase after and beg her to stay. And apparently something of the sort must have happened, because she's still there next week.
She was in no condition to go anywhere. Sonja was St. Barth's wasted.
I can just imagine the production team being like, "This isn't a documentary. We aren't filming an episode of Intervention where Sonja stomps off in a huff, trips, and ends up spending the night face-down in a ravine." They probably forced her to return to the house.
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Still laughing just thinking about Sonja's TH.
Sonja [asking the camera, while sipping a diet coke and holding a Starbucks cup in the other hand]: "Wait. What? So you ejaculate and put it in the freezer? Really?!..... She's freezing it? Does that work? Ice cubes? Then she puts it in her vagina? Really?!" Siiiiiiiiiiip.
I'm dying.
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Sonya said she was worried her neighbors would think "her dealer" was at her house.
That was indeed strange. Sonja's neighbourhood is nice, but it's not 83rd and 5th. Her neighbours wouldn't give a flying fig who was in the garden.
It also tells me that Sonja must have shady people stopping by her ramshackle townhouse, on the regular.
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Thornhill's folksy, platitudinous bullshit and Washington outsider appeal was giving me shades of Herman Cain. And much like Herman Cain, Thornhill won't survive under further scrutiny.Was the baseball guy channeling Bill Clinton?
Owen Pierce reminded me of Rick Santorum, especially not getting a chance to really speak, and then bringing that dumb bathtub plug. Reminded me of Santorum bringing an etch-a-sketch to campaign stops. His constant water bumbling seemed like a nod to Marco Rubio.
Even though Maddox had an off night because he got mesmerized by Selina's twitch, he will bounce back.
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There are pix in the 'Daily Fail' of Khloe and Kourtney shopping in the Hamptons. Khloe's ass is cartoonishly gigantic. She keeps fronting like she's always had an ass, but this is comical. It looks like she got a back alley Brazilian Butt Lift, or she's got couch stuffing in her spanx.
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If I felt his erection in my rear, I would instantly stomp his instep with my stiletto!
If memory serves, Sonja was laying on a daybed and George got up behind her and gave her a poke. She looked completely taken aback and embarrassed. There is no way she "backed into" that creep's Viagrafied slim jim.
Sure, Ramona stuck her foot in it at the engagement party, but I feel like George et al blew it way out of proportion. Some of Ramona's concern trolling this season is her projecting her fears about Avery leaving the nest. And on some subconscious level, Mario stepping out with a young skank.
Not that I think she insulted Cody on purpose, but Ramona looked grossed out and uncomfortable from the second she arrived at the Museum of Sex. Seeing how she and Mario beat a hasty retreat the second Cody ran to the bathroom, it just looked very well coordinated.
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Kandi's Wedding: Going to the Chapel and... Mama Joyce is Pissed.
in The Real Housewives Of Atlanta
Who else thinks Reco went to Nordstroms the night before, bought a bunch of dresses and just ripped the tags out?