Drogo

Ugh. Because a non-blind tasting is fair when one person is Perez Hilton (who will post about your infidelity if you if you so much as touch a production assistant's hand in a photo after judging against him) and the other is Hooker #2 from Fargo.

TL:DR version... she's a Veruca.

"If someone is genuinely in love, we're not going to tell them who to marry and who not to." Damn right, African consulate.

Larry's (mostly xenophobic + imagined) risk of getting tapeworm by eating a fully-cooked pig isn't the same IMO as draining your retirement plan for a vacation or abandoning your children. There are no readily available herbal remedies or pharmaceuticals to replenish a 401K or regain custody of children.

I'd disagree with this motive based on his demeanor before and after they arrived: {glare} "Every place is different than every place else." {glare squint glare} Oh Sean, shut your face. Seemed to me that he decided what the truth was long ago, and the only acceptable outcome of that meeting would have been to win a pissing contest with Chris then have Abby run into his adoring arms... While I agree wholeheartedly with you on the bolded, @Bryce Lynch, a man who puts himself into a high-stakes emotional situation with dozens of possible outcomes (where only one of those would be acceptable to him) can't be trusted to make the right decision about about anything.

When they first got to the Pan Pacific, I believe he said he's waiting until marriage to have sex because sex ruined his last relationships. Translation: Larry is just as terrible in the sack as we'd all imagine him to be.

The problem isn't piglets or anxiety or dietary restrictions... the problem is abstinence and the resulting mental volatility and complete inability to prioritize. If Larry wasn't abstaining until marriage-- and not eating the lechon meant "100% No Sex Tonight"-- Larry would have been like: Source: I ate gefilte fish and kishka the night I met my wife's extended family. I know a thing or two about priorities.

She can probably sneak away while the house is burning.

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If I wanted to marry her? Absolutely.

For the love of pork, Larry - why haven't you given the family their candy yet????? He should have launched some Snickers bars in the opposite direction and while they were all gathering them up he could have fed his plate to the goats and nature. Missed opportunity.

I'd be scared, too, if I woke up to Paul staring at me like this with a Zippo in one hand and a can of hairspray in the other.

Something tells me Patrick would find Myriam a whole lot less "amazing and interesting" if she'd been single and available when he arrived.

Karine's phone was gold and flat, but the one she used to call her mom in this episode was silver and bedazzled (is that still a thing?) Probably a producer's phone she had to borrow.

Paul: "I could have been there and fought them off and defended her in some way."

Oh Molly... I'm gonna hate you, aren't I?

Jokes about cultural stereotypes are casual bigotry-- and aren't welcome here.

"The Giver" was in lockup, same as Paul. He wasn't a detective. The cops were just picking up every guy walking out of the theater for a bullshit soliciting charge, whether or not they solicited anything- just discriminatory bullshit.

This episode will not air on TLC until 10/15, but is available to stream on the TLC website.

Nora and Gallo look for more information about the escaped prisoner from Somalia; a demo mission is performed for Ian's mother, a powerful public figure; Jess struggles to work through her feelings.

Evelyn's best friend thinks she is moving too fast; despite her mother's resistance, Nicole leaves for Morocco with May; David struggles to come up with enough money to satisfy Annie's family; Molly's conservative father questions Luis' intentions.

Karine decides whether to accept Paul's apology; Patrick pushes Myriam too far; sparks fly between Cortney and Antonio; Sean searches for Abby after a fight; Jesse surprises Darcey; Larry tries to make amends with Jenny after insulting her family.

When Ambassador Charles Webb is in danger while stationed in Nigeria, Dalton's team heads to the region to find a situation different than they expected. Jaz makes a connection with a little girl she meets during the mission; and Patricia receives some personal news.

An American traitor who turned to terrorism becomes integral in preventing the next attack on U.S. soil.