Drogo

All I could think of when they kept saying C.T.:

He needs to get a phone that's always in Landscape mode.

If my child is born abroad, is my child a U.S. citizen? Your child may be a U.S. citizen if you meet the requirements of the Immigration and Nationality Act to transmit citizenship. What are the requirements to transmit citizenship? If one parent is not a U.S. citizen, the U.S. citizen parent must have lived in the United States for a specific period of time before the child was born to transmit citizenship. For children born on or after November 14, 1986, the U.S. citizen parent must have lived in the United States or an outlying possession for five years, of which two years had to be after the age of 14, prior to the birth of the child.

Spit my drink out when Mahkull admitted to "doing the BJ." Even better? Angela deducing the woman "was so aggressive that Mahkull didn't even know what was happening." Someone might plant a surprise kiss on your guy, sure, but there's no such thing as a sudden blink-and-you-miss-it blowjob.

And he was too dumb or psychotic to leave before the cops came.

The episode has already aired. Let's try to take further conversation to the episode thread.

Darcy and Jesse could have an amazing relationship if they never needed to eat anything, wear shoes or drive anywhere.

When visiting someone's home, you can eat all the food... that's out on the counter. In a serving bowl.

This is the 90 Day Fiance live chat. NOTHING OFFENDS US.

It only counts if you get yelled at by a Botox Hobbit for stirring it.

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The kind that's dropped $800 on a pair at NM on Black Friday. But typically this doesn't result in said Louboutin flying at his head.

Not gonna lie, I 100% believe Darcey threw that shoe at Jesse's head. She's unhinged.

She's really pretty. And Ricky looks like Shrek.

I have it on good authority that Jon mined that diamond himself while chiseling out of Shawshank with his rock hammer.

It's pronounced goddesses [ɡädəsəs], men.

I'm ready with Herb & Butter 'Roni. And as a tribute to Pole, I burned down my house and called my ex-girlfriend 450 times.

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Would you like to hear tomorrow night's Specials? Pairs nicely with our house white..

And if Darcey is Ruth's Chris... why didn't she cook the steak and let Jesse crisp rice/vermicelli and add water?

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She knows what's up.

Girl, you know it's true.

Jesse's trip to America comes to an end; Karine and Paul continue to bicker; single mom Marta plans a trip to Algeria; Rachel learns more about Jon's dating history; Angela's frustration with Michael boils over; Ricky reveals all.

Darcey and Jesse reach a breaking point; Angela makes an unpleasant discovery in Nigeria; Jon defends his criminal past to Rachel's dad; Ricky has some questions for Ximena; Paul waits for Karine at the altar; and Tarik tries to make things good with Hazel.