SouthernCharming

The husband/significant other (Joe?) of the female lead passenger was an idiot - how do not think that something with a propeller on the bottom is going not going to snag a line hanging in the water? Seems to me like this season, there are a lot of one or two night charters - I thought the charter trips lasted longer in previous seasons - two or three nights?? I could be wrong. Will be interesting to see what happens next week, especially with this crew loose in some probably fairly upscale resort. Jet skis don't have an outward facing (or otherwise) propellor. Lol they have hydro (meaning water) propulsion systems. Not propellers. Did you think they were these tiny dangerous propellor vehicles floating around that could shred legs and hands and feet? Thankfully, they aren't. They use water to go fast. The rope mistake was avoidable and both the guest and crew should have known better. And yes, the charters are two days. Bravo only charters this yacht for a series of weeks and they make it look like a longer time. Short trips, rube guests, sometimes an elegant one slips in, like these wine people. The rest came from Wal-Mart or something. Like Leon. And Rocky. And the chunky peanut butter that weird chick smeared on her body before going swimming. Note to Bravo: please, in the future,edit out any Connie food bikinis, they turn my stomach. Like really. I almost threw up at the chunky peanut butter smeared on her chest. She is sweet, love her, but no more food bikinis. K?

My friend, you are not the only one. He isn't even fun to watch misbehave. It sounds mean, but he is the guy you always want to say "just go away" to. If he didn't pull this (fake) I come from money stuff... Because we all know that southerners who come from money never announce that to people or TV cameras, GAH!!!!..... I'm sure he is a nice enough guy but he is a casting failure. If only Andy Cohen would run these things be me first.....

Why is Sophie even on this show? I find her boring and haven't seen that she adds anything interesting to this show. I sincerely hope they are not giving her a test run. At least Caprice and that other blonde woman Nicole are off of the show. I love the other ladies. Juliet is especially growing on me.

DrSparkles, yes, he certainly can be a dick. It has taken me three seasons to warm up to him but it think I get him now, and I really like him.

"And clearly some really don't follow those dress codes. As Belowdeckchatter said, the Captain should be telling him to dress professionally. The responsibility falls on the Captain." The Captain should not have to tell Leon t wear his chefs jacket. On the QE2, the worker bees (chefs included) are not allowed "above deck". Only the elite, guest facing employees and officers of the ship are allowed to be seen by the guests. Leon knows better. He just refuses to follow the rules and cannot stand having to do what somebody else says. And, he didn't order provisions for a tasting menu. He is obviously inexperienced. Otherwise he would have known to specific "please thaw" on his provision order from Miami. He is in the wrong line of work here on a yacht. Go back to the cruise ship, dude!

Leon is at fault. There is a code, he doesn't follow it. His pride is getting in the way of his performance and he seems to be going out of his way to "act out". It's very unprofessional and "not how it's done" for a chef to come to get the guests after dinner in anything else but his chef whites. He is displaying violent tendencies and has now twice threatened Kate, I don't know why he hasn't been fired yet. And for that matter, why was he hired in the first place?

The yacht is actually called "Mustang Sally", but I haven't been able to locate ownership yet. It was recently in Gibralter and then sailed to the Caribbean. The show seems to film around January, in the Abacos. Andy Cohen, SIGN ME UP! I would be a terrific guest! So far, his group has been the only guest group who looked "at ease" on a yacht, except for the sorority sisters. Some of these other people... It's Iike a bus went to Wal Mart and drove people to Nieman Marcus. I wish Andy Cohen would bring the cast of Southern Charm on board. They would make for an excellent episode and nobody would cringe watching them enjoy the privileges that being a guest on a mega yacht affords.

I love Rocky's "freshness", but hope she learns one day (sooner rather than before it's too late) that men find women who behave like women much more attractive than women who behave like schoolgirls. She has a very nice "wild and free" personality, and actually reminds me of a friend from decades ago, who is now settled and grounded with a husband and two kids. I like her much better now, even though I loved her back in the day. But, seriously, get that girl some saltpeter. For realz.

She needs to stop trolling the boat for tail. Quick way to spark Mutiny on the Bounty.... Only one Le she hadn't gone after is Capt. Lee and I think that's only because she knows that would earn her a one way ticket off of reality show heaven within an instant. She needs to stop trolling the boat for tail. Quickest way to spark Mutiny on the Bounty.... Only male she hadn't gone after is Capt. Lee and I think that's only because she knows that would earn her a one way ticket off of reality show heaven within an instant.

Captain Lee is Tops. I hope he gets rid of that talentless lout of a chef he's got on board. Leon? Leon needs to go back to charm school on his way back to Carnival Cruise Lines. Just sayin'. He has now twice threatened the female head stew.... Once while sharpening knives and then on this episode he said to her in a very ominous way "be careful". Bye bye, assh**e. If I never see beef cheeks again my life will be compete.