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Scout Finch

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  1. I laughed when the camera zoomed in for a closeup of her hand caressing Cody's arm. Then I hoped that poor Tim wasn't watching, although it's not like he wouldn't find out soon after from friends, family and the interwebz. 

     

    Caleb apparently wants a girl just like Dear Old Mom.

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  2. Loved the show! Given my weakness for trashy reality TV shows, it's a good thing I only have limited basic digital cable. Otherwise, my TiVo would be crammed full of them and I'd never leave the house. Even with the regular networks and Discovery, there's already plenty of them.

     

    I don't recall Ashlee but girl be crazy. 

     

    Does this ring a bell? "I LOVE SEAN!" shouted out to the world after she knew him, what, about a week?

     

     

    I can't help it, I like Claire. I know she was drama on her season but I like her. I don't like her (& a lot of the other girls) giagantic earrings even while in the ocean.

     

    I actually like those gold chandelier ones although those are not something I'd wear hiking. On Juan Pablo's season during the hometown date, she was wearing the same pair of earrings I have from Kohl's. Am now wondering if I should check there for the gold ones. I liked her all right during her season but am definitely liking her more now. However, as nice as I am and don't want to hurt someone's feelings, I still would have gone on the date with Graham if I had chosen him first. She can't waste time finding someone if she wants to stay on the show.

     

     

    I have spent time with Graham. He is one of the nicest guys I have ever met. Beauty is subjective, but his personality makes him look even more attractive, in my opinion

     

    I've liked him ever since Bachelor Pad when he became a close/best friend to Michelle Money after the show. He was there for her when her father died and apparently was an exceptional person in her life during that time.

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  3. Jen4, the first season of Paradise Hotel is still the gold standard for me, especially season one. It's still the most wonderfully tawdry dating reality show EVER! Is it on DVD, per chance? Temptation Island tried, bless its heart.

     

    Gee, I wonder if the rule about having to find love every week or get evicted will result in several meaningful, long-term committed relationships. Ha! I guess it just comes down to which couple/bachelor/batchelorette fakes it the most convincingly. "I'd like to thank the Academy..."

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    So Christie gets out of tickets because she is so hot, and the cops are pulling Caleb over just to ask him about his bad ass truck.  What in the world is going on with the cops these days??

     

    What the hell is in those donuts and can I get several dozen to drop off at the local police station?

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  5. I don't quite understand why they're always freaking out about not getting to the extraction point on time. It's not as if they'll then be stuck living (naked and afraid) there indefinitely if they don't. At a certain point anyway, I'd probably be all, "Hey, I just made it through 21 days. I'm going to stay right here and you can just come pick up my tired, starving, bug-bitten ass."

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    Thu 11:09 AM BBT Caleb just touched his eyes with the Icyhot fingers and now his eyes are watering NT

    It's very annoying that I am empathizing with Caleb. I posted this on Facebook back in 2009: "I suggest that after using IcyHot, you don't forget to wash your hands and absent-mindedly rub an eye. Ow." At least I knew it was incredibly stupid and that I deserved any mockery.

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    I don't know how Andi managed to continue conversing with Chris once Grumpy Cat was placed in her arms.  I would have been unable to focus on anything else, because Grumpy Cat rules.  I appreciated that Josh seemed to like her, and petted her. 

     

    He also bent over and kissed her head! While some women swoon over men holding babies, I love a guy who is not afraid to baby-talk to his pets and give them little kisses like Josh did. I have a guy friend who's married and they have a cat that he adores. One day during a chat, he just randomly typed, "I LOVE THOMAS!" Awww.

     

    I do love Chris Harrison doing the whole wink and nod non-announcement that Farmer Chris will be the next Bachelor.

     

     

    I need to start working on all my "plow" jokes now...

     

     

    No need, Spinal Tap has already done the work for us:

     

    Workin' on a sex farm

    Tryin' to raise some hard love

    Gettin' out my pitch fork

    Pokin' your hay

     

    Scratchin' in your hen house

    Sniffin' at your feedbag

    Slippin' out your back door

    Leavin' my spray

     

    Sex farm woman, I'm gonna mow you down

    Sex farm woman, I'll rake and hoe you down

    Sex farm woman

    Don't you see my silo risin' high, high, high?

     

    Workin' on a sex farm

    Hosin' down your barn door

    Botherin' your livestock

    They know what I need

    Workin' up a hot sweat

     

    Crouchin' in your pea patch

    Plowin' through your bean field

    Plantin' my seed

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  8. Apparently Caleb already has a TV show in place after Big Brother. CBS showed a commercial for it during this episode. It's called Stalker and words such as "rejection," "jealousy," "hurt," frustration," "humiliation" flashed on the screen--all framed by a grey hoodie.

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  9. It sounds horrible but the only thing that surprised me was Rochelle having such a good-looking boyfriend. Not that I look much better, but she was a hot mess and her dopey smile and giggling annoyed me the entire time. I would have preferred a final two of Scott and Melanie. On the subject of Jason's character and attitude, I agree that he doesn't belong there.

  10. Although I haven't seen them in a while, the Three Musketeer candy bar ads make my gutter mind snicker: "The more it's whipped, the bigger it gets." I always add an audible "That's what she said."

     

    Not sure if this fits in this thread but I find some of the side effects listed in ads for prescription a bit amusing. Chantix, which helps you quit smoking, can cause agitation, hostility, anxiety, anger and aggression. Which would all be immediately alleviated if you would just give them "a fucking cigarette, right NOW!!! 

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  11. Macy's does show a woman of color, looking all joyful and carrying a bag in each hand. However, she is only pictured in the emails I get for electronic statements and the "thank you for making a payment." So, yeah, there is lots of room for improvement.

  12. I know it's only been about three weeks -- and maybe my PTSD from all the seasons I've watched isn't being triggered due to the lack of overt hostility -- but it seems that at this point in previous seasons, at least a few people were really not getting along by now. Even though there's plenty of talking behind each others' backs and strategizing, there don't appear to be any demeaning comments, name-calling ("bitch") or "jokes" about defiling a houseguest's corpse. Maybe it's too soon and I'm just being naive.

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  13. Every single time I saw that Yoplait commercial, after she asks, "Babe, what are you doing?" I would answer back with, "Looking through OUR refrigerator, bitch!"

     

    As a female, I don't tend towards wishing grievous bodily harm to other women. However, a good smacking is also in order for another one that aired several years ago. It was for AM/PM, and a guy is sitting outside the store sucking down a cold drink. A car pulls up and his significant other steps out of it. She sees him and snottily says, "I thought you went for a jog," as if he just made that up as an excuse to go to the store. He meekly says, "I got hot," but she's still all pissy. First off, how do you know he wasn't just taking a break from jogging? Regardless, and more importantly, at least he didn't drive himself there like your lazy ass did.

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  14. I am now watching last night's BBAD and ended up rewinding the beginning about 10 minutes in to do Frankie's relaxation session along with the hamsters. I have a similar CD for sleep and am so conditioned that listening to Frankie brought the same relaxed state. Nice change from his normal high-strung behavior. However, I kept expecting BB's voice to tell them to please do something to entertain the viewers or to announce that there was alcohol in the pantry right NOW!

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