Madison Bumgarner

Why didn't you come to the father/daughter dance?" "Because I had to do this." Bullshit. The only thing you should have HAD to do, was go to that dance with your daughter.

So last week, Leah went batty on Miranda over a one-sided, very egged on conversation in a video, and this week, Miranda "may have overreacted or may have been given a wrong re-enactment." WHAT? You're the fucking idiot who was going ham on her and saying how you can't do anything for your girlses! How many times have we heard "Kaiser is with David's sister" now? She has no business pretending to be mad at Kaiser possibly going to daycare because Nathan goes to school. How dare he. Honestly, daycare would be the best damn place for him. He'd be given attention and he'd get to interact with other kids, instead of listening to his mother bitch and moan from the couch.

"Definitely think we should talk to her about getting custody back." (Do these guys get paid to mention getting custody back? Why do they care? It's none of their fucking business. I guess it pay$ to ki$$ Jenelle's a$$.) "See, I want to deal with the Kaiser shit first." Just ADMIT you don't want to get Jace back. Why not worry about getting permanent custody of BOTH of your sons, not just one. Please don't ever stop fighting for him, Barbara. You deserve to be the custodial parent for that little boy until he's 18. Why the HELL is David on the Teen Dad show?! That's really fucked up. He's been in the picture for a few months!

Now Addy doesn't even want to go home with Leah. The girls seem like they totally have fun at Corey's house. It makes me sick that Leah pushes the girls into admitting that they "don't want to go to Dad's house." And shut up, Leah. Jeremy never wanted you back. Again she was already in a relationship during this time, and here she is discussing wanting to get back with an ex. She's not only a physical cheater, but an emotional one, too! And look, once again, Jo is being totally open to letting Isaac stay with his mom and Javi for a few extra days so he can see Javi off. Yeah Kail, he's such a terrible father. He's always been amicable to her and her demands. I don't like Nathan very much, but I do think it's incredibly wrong that he wasn't asked to watch his own kid while Jenelle gallivanted off to New York for absolutely no reason. That won't look good for her when it comes to the custody hearing.

This is the first time a lawyer has EVER told Jenelle straight up, that she's a fucking idiot in not so many words. FINALLY!

Can you imagine if Corey had said "Yes, I'd love the help." She'd IMMEDIATELY use that against him in court. He knows your game, Leah.

Yeah, it's very weird that he was so unsupportive of her. I remember in the previews he said "You know how much I wanted that baby" like it was her fault she was no longer having it .Miscarriages are not deliberate, like abortions are. Something seems off.

If Jenelle hasn't seen Jace in weeks, what have they been doing with that tree they bought "weeks ago" when they had Jace? Oh and there's a shock, it's been a month, time to move the flavor of the month in. Notice the guy always comes, Jenelle never moves there. Why? Because her moocher boyfriends have shitty apartments. "I mean, I wanna get custody of Jace back, but I have this court case coming up." SO WHAT?! There's always an excuse for why she's not seeking custody. She really doesn't want him at all. Anybody who cared that badly would have tried years ago. Talking about it doesn't do anything. Pursue it!

Yeah, posting a picture of your child in the bathtub after the age of one is definitely inappropriate, especially when you're followed by hundreds of thousands of people because you're on TV. And while I can see Kail's point about Jo needing to bathe Isaac more than likely on a daily basis, I do agree with Jo that Javi shouldn't be meddling in that. I mean hell, it was just in last week's episode that Javi was whining about how he doesn't need or want to be interacting with Jo. Which is it crybaby?

Corey was so ecstatic when he won his court case. That shows me that he really truly cares about his girls, and that he only ever wanted the best for them. That wasn't a smug grin, that was an elated one.

What the hell is Jenelle's phone? It looks like a tablet! Who would want something that big to lug around all day?! Leah is too doped up, I mean, too TIRED to drive to get the girls. Yeah, sure. YAAAAAY Corey!

Wow, Jenelle can't even handle her child, and she has the nerve to deny Nipples to see his kid because he'd be "in daycare instead of at home with me." Newsflash Jenelle, daycare would be the much better option for Kaiser. He'd learn sharing and interacting with kids his own age instead of hearing his Mother yell at him for daring to cry. I hope to hell she doesn't have another kid. She gets so frustrated and angry when just ONE of her kids won't sit around like perfect angels. And we got a bonus "My mom is a piece of shit" Aleeah quote again tonight: "God, you don't even have nothing. Dang it, Mom!" It's clear that this child is well aware that her Mom does nothing all day. It doesn't quire top the tirade she had in the car, but still, I'll take her kids calling her ass out all day everyday.

Also, Jenelle has Jace 4 days a month (every other weekend according to her, which I call BS on her seeing him even that often), and she pawns Kai off whenever she can, but when he was crying and Jace accidentally spilled something on the couch, she had the nerve to say she needed a break. When do you NOT get a break, dipshit?!

Leah should be absolutely mortified and ashamed that her daughter completely called her lazy ass out on national television, but her ass kisser Mom and delusional fans continue to rave about what a great Mom she is. She has NO job and nowhere to be except for that elementary school parking lot, and, according to her, getting them anywhere on time is "exhausting and not easy." Also, BULLSHIT at you waking up at 5am, Leah. Those girls were not given breakfast, no lunch was made, hair wasn't brushed, and there's no way they were out of that door before 7:45. What the hell did she do between 5 until then? NOTHING was done. Corey works, and has a newborn, yet he has plenty of time to get the kids some breakfast and never complains about how hard it is to get them to school on time. How can ANYONE excuse her behavior? She, literally, has all the time in the world to get her shit done, but all we see is shit piled up to the ceiling in her car and garage, and her girls complaining about getting no food.

I hope her driving away is the last shot we ever see of Farrah on this show. GOOD RIDDANCE! And I'm especially LOLing over her thinking ANYONE will hire her in LA. We've seen her "work ethic" and her "loyalty." She's a frigid bitch, and nobody wants to work with that.

So if Amber had the custody that Gary has, it would be totally fine to ask for money, but since Gary is the primary custodian, "I shouldn't have to pay to see my kid." If you didn't want to pay for anything, DON'T HAVE KIDS.

Gary and Kristina didn't speak ill about Amber or Matt this whole time, and that's all we heard from those other two clowns. What a bunch of assholes. We've seen their real side this whole season, and all I can recall about them is that they're shit talkers who sit on their asses all day and do absolutely nothing.

Oh my god at the demon child screeching in her God awful baby voice to marry her Mom and give her a baby: Run Simon, RUUUUUUUUUN!

Ohhhh Heather, you KNOW Matt didn't buy that ring. You have to make money to spend money. Amber wasn't smart with her money before, so it's enriching to see her spending so wisely these days! Money being blown on multiple engagement rings for a marriage that, if DOES happen, won't last 2 years. I hope it doesn't happen at all..

I'm trying to look Ryan and Shelby up, but no news is coming up any later than May of 2015, so I'm guessing their relationship reconciliation fell through. "He's a married man with two kids. He needs to get his shit together." says the 40 year old pile of shit who dresses like a 14 year old emo, who has 8 kids and counting that he ignored, neglected and denies. That whole conversation in the car about how Gary and Kristina are such horrible people, look in the mirror, you fucking idiots! You're doing the SAME thing! I just love that a 42 year old finds joy in making fun of someone's weight. Gary, show that to the judge, and don't let that guy get anywhere NEAR your beautiful girl, that YOU raised, ALONE!

I legitimately would like to see Maci's "tough" schedule. She always seems to have time to sit on her ass, bitch to the cameras and drink, so what else does she do? Amber "flipping houses" looks like more work than what we've seen of Maci. And Matt calling Amber's family his, is disgustingly creepy. What about your own menagerie of kids, you creepy fuck.

So Miller LIte Maci is pregnant in these scenes, but she doesn't know it. Yeah sure. "Could this be the end for Farrah?" We're ALL crossing every part of our bodies!

"I miss my family around Christmas, too," LOL yeah right moron. You won't even admit to the 8 kids you have!

Someone please sign Sophia up for an etiquette class! She's constantly talking over and interrupting everyone!

Did Matt just hang their Christmas lights up with tape?!