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  1. Speaking of  "Dr" Wexler - is anyone else troubled by the fact that she isn't honing in on Dean's clearly delusional ideas about the sex life of a married couple with 4 kids under 7?  Seriously, if his "ideas" of a realistic sex life are never discussed, this will only happen again and again.  His expectations are just absurd.  Between his idea of honeymoon sex forever, and Tori's idea of a forever fairy tale -- it is a clusterfuck of delusion.  It will never work.

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  2. Actually, we have 2 additional episodes -- I posted this under another thread:

     

     

    [via press release from Lifetime]

    True Tori Finale - Special Time

    Tuesday, May 27, at 9pm ET/PT

    Will Tori and Dean's marriage survive? Find out in the season finale airing May 27 at a special time at 9pm. Then tune in June 3 at 9pm for a special reunion show with Tori and Dean where they answer all the questions we have wanted to ask. On June 10, another bonus episode of True Tori airs with never before scene footage from the show. #TrueTori

     

     

  3. Just wanted everyone to know about the next few episodes - yup, this trainwreck was originally 6 episodes with the last installment this Tuesday. However, I noticed that my dvr said it would be taping another episode the following week (june 3)? So, I posted a comment on twop sarcastically suggesting that these famewhores might do a reunion of sorts. Holy hell, batman! Another posted followed with this:
     

    [via press release from Lifetime]


    True Tori Finale - Special Time

    Tuesday, May 27, at 9pm ET/PT

    Will Tori and Dean's marriage survive? Find out in the season finale airing May 27 at a special time at 9pm. Then tune in June 3 at 9pm for a special reunion show with Tori and Dean where they answer all the questions we have wanted to ask. On June 10, another bonus episode of True Tori airs with never before scene footage from the show. #TrueTori

     

  4. It's really irritating when she repeats the same thing over and over throughout the show. It's a half-hour, for fuck's sake. I think I can remember that you are making TWO dinners - one for your family and one for Josh. Sheesh - does she have that little to say, or does she think we are slow? Drives me nuts!!

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  5. My DVR says there are 2 more episodes, this Tuesday's episode is title "Stay or Go" and no title for the episode on 6/3. Wondering if they are going to try and pull off a reunion type show? An update of some type? With this narcissistic pair, anything is possible...

  6. I agree.  I have always loved Tori, but I am very near the point where I'm tuning out this show.  Dean is trying to make it up to her and she keeps telling him, "Do something!  Do what your heart tells you! Nurture me!, etc., etc."  I'm exhausted watching the two of them.

     

     Completely agree.  It is exhausting watching her drama (his too in last week's episode).  These two are a fucking mess.  I consider myself relatively sane, and cannot for the life of me figure out wtf she is wanting him to do at this point.  On this point, Dean is right, he cannot win.

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  7. It really disgusted me that she was so thrilled to be "nurtured" by Dean in the hospital.  She was so friggin ecstatic to be fed by him, she looked absurdy childish.  Yes, we all have our moments when we are down and need help, but I cannot imagine a time when I would need my husband to spoon feed me.  I had many spinal surgeries over the course of 9 months, each of which required a week's stay in the hospital for recovery.  Not one single time did I ask my husband to stay and "nurture" aka "baby me" because I knew he had our 10 year old son to take care of. 

     

    That's called being an adult, Tori, you should try it.  Putting your children's needs above your own.  Man the fuck up already, and be a PARENT to those 4 kids you mention constantly. 

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  8. I just re-watched the episode after I remembered something.  About halfway thru the episode, they are in the therapist's office on the cough (Tori in full make-up and hair).  As Tori is talking, you can see Dean roll his eyes.  He is so done.  And the super frustrating part is that each of them is so focused on themselves, they aren't thinking of the other.  Dean's entire focus is on himself, and Tori is all about  "don't you think about the toll your leaving will take on ME? emotionally, my fears, my taking care of the kids while working full time,  yada, yada, yada"  These two will NEVER have a functional relationship if they can never learn to not be so self centered all the time.

     

    Yes Tori, we ALL know how much you don't want him to go to Toronto.  And yes, we ALL know how much you don't want him to resent you for not letting him go.  It is all about you, all the time.  You cannot have it both ways, so you need to shit or get off the pot.  You want to forgive and stay in marriage or don't and end it.  Those are your options -- not both.  Sheesh....

     

    Sadly, Dean had it right when he stated that he can never win.  He will always be wrong in her eyes.  Thus, my previous statement applies to him as well.  Shit or get off the pot, Dean.  Accept that you will always be wrong and stay, or tell her you cannot live like that and leave.  Those are the options - not both.  Ugh.

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  9. Wanderwoman - that link didn't work for me?  The first topic was Brad and Angelina.  Do you know the date of the show where they discussed it?  I would love to see it. Thanks in advance!

  10. Thank you tabloidlover!  I tend to block out voices when they reach that high pitched, whiney level (don't get me wrong, I am not blaming her for her heartache) and I just couldn't understand her.  So, in my opinion, as thin as she is a pimple on her back would cause a "little bump."  Good grief, the things these people focus on--her life is supposedly falling apart, she writes incessantly about her financial issues, her husband cheats, her rent is overdue and THAT is what makes her feel bad about herself???  Go figure.  

     

    Yes, BUT, it was her  "soul mate" that did this to her!  We are supposed to feel so sorry for her, don't you know?  Duh...

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  11. What I found truly enlightening was Tori admitting that she has been angry for "years"... Umm, Tori hon, you have just now hit the 7 year mark in your marriage. And you guys married pretty much immediately. So, you've been angry since the beginning? Yet, you continued to pump out baby after baby. And you want everyone to feel badly for the situation you find yourself in. You brought it on yourself, so suck it up, pull up your big girl panties, and be a mom to those kids!

     

    It is no longer about you or Dean, or "us" as you referred to it. It is about the innocent children that you selfishly brought into this clusterfuck you call a fairy tale.

     

    Lastly, Grow the Fuck Up!

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  12. Can anyone tell me what she was saying during the therapy session when they were talking about their sex life and she started crying?  She was saying something about a "little bump."  Dean said he loved her "little bump."  I couldn't understand what she was saying--please help!  

    She said that after her C-section with Finn, her intestines came out thru her incision and she has a permanent little bump that she cannot get rid of.  I guess she figures if she gives up eating entirely, it will disappear?  smh

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  13. So, I just wanted to comment on Tori's math skills.  Tonight she said  "I've been pregnant for SIX YEARS!"  in the context of their sex life not being what it used to.  Umm, correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure 4 pregnancies do NOT equal 6 years.  Especially when we know that at a minimum, one of them was premature (Finn).  Nine months times 4 pregnancies would be 36 months, and that would translate into 3 years.   Yes, technically 40 weeks of gestastion would be 10 months, so I will even go so far as to say 40 months which is still shy of 3.5 years.  Exaggerate for drama much?  Ugh

  14. This should go under episode 2, but I don't see a thread yet.  Feel free to move it, mods :)  

     

    For those that are still on TWOP (I can't let go quite yet either), I posted this over there this morning as well.  

     

    I agree with you all.  Seeing poor Liam last night just broke my heart.  She clearly has too many children and doesn't know how (or has given up) to parent all of them.  In earlier seasons of her various shows, she was very hands-on when she had just Liam and Stella.  Everyone looked really happy.  Once she decided that her vagina should be a clown car, it dissolved into utter chaos.  None of the kids appear to be getting any of the time or attention that they need from her.

     

    Liam was clearly trying for her to give him attention, and she just blew it.  She appeared to not have the slightest clue how to handle the situation other than playing the victim.  Putting that guilt onto your 7 year old child?  Seriously?   Cut to the chaotic scene in the kitchen with Finn dumping an entire bowl of frosting on his head (while in the high chair).  It could not have been more obvious that Dean was scheduled to arrive and  "save the day"  at that moment.  Pure set up by Tori.  The only redeeming factor -- the pure joy on their kids faces upon seeing him.  Made the entire episode for me.

     

    So, in spite of my feelings on this situation, I truly believe he is a good parent to them.  If only he had done the same with his prior family, but that is another discussion.  Those kids love him, and he does interact with them well.  Tori needs to get some serious help if there is any hope of those kids not being completely fucked up later on.  And that means, keep it off TV, and get a real therapist girl.

  15. I re-watched the episode this morning, as I realized that some of it was hazy (most likely due to the amount of wine I had to consume to get thru it the first time).  Anyways.... Upon reflection, she is crying  "poor me with FOUR children and NO help" the entire hour -- yet, she treats them like props throughout.  I cannot remember a single, genuine interaction/conversation with any of her kids during the episode.  Someone upthread mentioned the youngest child crying at the front door while she turned to talk to the camera - completely ignoring little Finn and his tears.  Even in the kitchen later on, when poor Liam was trying to talk to his Daddy and couldn't get thru -- she just kinda looked blank and moved on.  No explanation or apology or even a simple acknowledgment of Liam's despair.  She disgusts me - and I have always had a little sympathy for her for some odd reason.   The entire hour was all.about.Tori.  So very, very sad for those poor children.

     

    As someone else mentioned, if you cannot take care of 4 kids (as if we really don't know how many nannies she has) - DON'T have 4 kids!  Duh...

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    Brady's attempt at discipline was really a huge fail, IMO.  When the boys asked him why their dinner behavior was a problem, he kept putting it back on the moms... "Cause your MOM'S say they don't like it."  Be a man.. Be a dad, you pussy!  Tell them that you at least agree with the moms.  That really bothered me.  Even the way he said "farting on your sisters (pause) is gross."  Was he trying to make them laugh, or make them behave?! 

     

    The whole premise was absurd.  In what crazy ass world does it take a meeting for parents to decide that their children's behavior needed to be addressed??  How about ALL of you  "man up"  and correct your children in the moment?  I cannot imagine needing to have an in depth discussion with my husband about our son's behavior at dinner -- it was simply addressed (by either of us) at the time.

    No shirt = "go put a shirt on" 

    Yelling =  "knock it off"

    Rough-housing = reminder of time and place

    Helping to clean up = "get to it"

    Showing appreciation = prompted by both of us at appropriate time

         Why on earth all of the wives need to come to a consensus regarding their (shared) children's antics is just so bizarre to me.  And they were all so friggin timid in broaching each subject!  You either have an issue and confront it - or DON'T.  Damn.. 

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