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*Biggest ACTING moment (so far) this season goes to KYLE RICHARDS, clearly pretending to be "second-hand stoned" at the pot shop in Amsterdam. Brandi's "truth cannon" offensive about prior smoking is only relevant for a viewer who believed Kyle was somehow impaired by her mere presence in the pot cafe. LOL. THEN, as a back up, Kyle added that she didn't want her kids watching. Kyle is a terrible actress. Maybe she should have led with that excuse instead of the terrible "second hand" stuff??? Anyone, anyone---who believed Kyle had second hand contact high? LOLOLOL. Why wasn't anyone else complaining of second hand smoke (smoke we couldn't see?) Shouldn't Kyle have simply left the establishment that caused her contact high---one that legally sells pot, especially since we now have heard that SHE has smoked (with Brandi, of all people)? I hate that Brandi outed her, but I think Kyle deserved being outed as much as folks here claim Kim DESERVED being outed by Lisa Rinna for the limo ride. (Thankfully, I now know outing is COOL when your co worker is disingenuous!! Thanks Lisar and Eileen fans!!!) Kyle does so much pearl clutching, especially for a willing participant in a reality show! Way before Brandi outed Kyle, I know I found Kyle disingenuous. Production must have agreed because they showed so much of her nonsense in Amsterdam. (The asterisk means ACTING doesn't include Lisa Rinna ACTING enthusiastic and helpful, for her paycheck OR Eileen, who believes she is playing a soap star on RHoBH---ignore those somewhat professional, if way overacted, skills and Kyle wins--hands down)

We weren't all recovered from last week's CARMAX shout out (aka, INFOMERCIAL), courtesy of Doug...so thanks for shopping for the engagement ring "I am paying for" while the salesgirl announces, "Welcome to DIAMOND CASTLE." Come on, Doug. We already appreciate Jaime's story line spit-balling which is all over the place (My mom abandoned all of us on the holidays--oh, also? I WANT A BABY!!) I am sure the producers have enough to work with.....it's just extra that you keep adding sexual innuendo and references. I think we need you to STOP name-checking your sponsors. You all aren't getting another season so just let it be. Thanks!!

Starri, not only "the" leather jacket, but about 8 minutes in, Maureen interviewed Nancy's former boyfriend and she was wearing a tartan plaid jacket and underneath? A tank top that seemed to be leather (or pleather?) because it seemed so rigid! Maureen never fails to surprise with her wardrobe. YES--Kathy Carpenter (bank teller) appeared to be a better suspect. I also saw the Dateline episode (agreed it was done better, Lizzing) so I nearly erased this episode from my DVR. What is consistent is that Nancy Pfister came across as unlikable in Dateline and 48 Hours (even her own friends said so). I wish she had stayed in Australia the entire planned vacation....things might have been different. Sad.

Anyone who has caught Lisa Rinna on WWHL over the past years could have predicted she would eventually join the cast of BH. In the beginning of this season, I found her extreme enthusiasm of shopping with Lisa V and her lunch with Eileen didn't ring true. She seems to be well rehearsed in her THs. I could be wrong, just don't feel she's showing her genuine self. What astounded me last night wasn't so much the attempted face-grab or glass breaking is the fact Lisa threw WINE in the face of an ALCOHOLIC. I re-watched and Bravo showed the waitress pouring wine, while Kim seemed to have a soda in front of her. The entire act of throwing anything and following up with breaking a glass is ridiculous, but the contents she threw make it over the top. I have been watching all the past seasons of 30 Rock on Netflix and one of the episodes focuses on "Queen of Jordan," a fictitious reality housewives-type show, being taped for Bravo. One of the characters says, "Well who hasn't throw wine on a cast mate on reality tv," and that starts a montage of various actors throwing glasses of wine at each other. The last scene is a woman in a limo with her dog and she throws wine in the dog's face. Ridiculous, right? It's being mocked as a reality tv stunt and here we have Lisa Rinna, throwing wine in someone's face and maybe even topping Teresa Guidice's table flip by doubling down and shattering the glass! Brandy threw wine at Eileen and it was a travesty among the BH girls and some viewers. Ramona threw a glass (or as she prefers, plastic vessel, LOL) and it got a bad reaction from the NY cast and some viewers. After 16 weeks of highlighting her concern for Kim's sobriety, Lisa threw wine in her face and broke a glass. To use a quote Lisa said about 50 times last night? "That's not okay."

Cortney is a firm believer that "everyone needs at least five hugs a day." Ugh, she is exhausting!! She leaves her individual therapy session with the epiphany that she needs to quit trying to be super woman because no one can be....this from a woman with no job, who needs to move so she can avoid unpacking? This season, Cortney is so unlikable.