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That. Was. Epic. I knew JJ and BH wouldn't disappoint me when they laid eyes on each other. My heart was pounding.

Lucky/Liz split screen made me swoon. I'm not sure about that. The guy has child support to pay. He's not picky at this point. That's why he was wearing shorts. 🤢

I've been across footbridges over the Delaware River that if I fell off I'd be done.

I think they are and I think they will get there. The scenes reminded me of this dialogue between Lucky and Nik from 2011: Nikolas: Now, I don't do this very often. I don't think I ever have. But you are my brother and you're gonna listen to me right now. You understand? You understand me? Lucky: Yeah. Nikolas: When you're lying on your death bed and you're about to take your last breath, what do you think you're gonna think about? Huh? Some big case that you cracked that nobody else could solve? Some nice vacation that you took with all your friends? Not even that intervention that you had with Luke that apparently didn't do any good. You're not gonna think of any of that stuff. You're gonna think of one thing and one thing only. And that is... just before you pass and you hold your hand out, the only thing that you are gonna care about is whose hand is on the other end, brother. That is it. If you can answer that riddle... then you've figured it all out. You're speaking @Francie's language.

When Michael said "friend" to Chase I wanted Chase to respond, nope, not friends, where the hell did you get that idea from?

Platinum blonde, or "hey, what happened to my retinas" blonde? Feel the sexual chemistry.

I don't think there's much warmth between them, and I'm not crying over her myself but I genuinely don't think he's thrilled about it. It makes it that much easier for the other vets to be dismissed. Now I'm imagining Roy and MB in a whisper duel!

I feel like Monaco did something to make them snap and feel like it was worth the fan backlash. They've had her as supporting for like 3 years now, I can't think it would have been very expensive to have her on for 3 days a month or what have you. And they've usually, even if they haven't given her a bunch of drama, given her talented actors to work with. Don't get me wrong I'm sure it's not her fault completely but I feel like it's more complicated than mean GH.

That reminds me, if they kill Sam off which I don't think they necessarily will yet, please don't give through Danny kid a huge emmy bait scene, I feel like it will be pretty awkward. Or CamMat either please. 😆

Yeah as a Lante fan I prefer they reunite by him choosing her not by default because Sam gets killed. It was dumb to put Lulu in a coma in 2020 and it's dumb to cut a potential interesting not necessarily triangle but at the very least a complicated break up that isn't made simple and pat for Dante yet again.

No but seriously I thought GH was decent this week.

This is the most I've been interested in GH since...shit I can't count that high. Not only Lucky and Lulu obviously but Molly/Kristina and Drew/Willow interest me. I liked Lexi okay but can you imagine her and HP arguing over a baby? It would be kinda ridiculous. And KV as Molly is wonderful. I'm even excited for Ric who I haven't ever particularly cared for and it's because of her. I'm a little like ugh really do we have to do a no-budget cheese thing with Lucky? Can't he just return to Port Charles? But I won't whine a whole bunch, it's just surreal that he's returned and played by JJ.

Also why did the show explain Jason's tattoo? The explanation they gave is not exactly flattering. "Hey Carly, I got my arm covered for you...I also aged 25 years since I saw you...for you."

Okay so obviously I watched the Laura/Dante scenes more than once and prefer JMB to ER. That said I don't think JMB can't be recast so sheesh just recast. The rumor is that the show wants JMB. Which I would find kind of hard to believe after 7 years of a recast except that I feel it's rather strange that Sante aren't engaged or basically doing anything even though it would seem like the thing to do by now. And don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining about it! But as I said, it seems odd. Back to Laura/Dante. Charlotte and Dante visited Lulu a year ago and I thought that Dante seemed rather impersonal but now thankfully I can fanwank that he didn't want to be emotional in front of her. I had some small quibbles but I liked that the scene made it clear (in my opinion) that he visits Lulu regularly. And GF and DZ are lovely together. Neither of them are afraid to be completely vulnerable and Dante's expression on Laura's shoulder was a sample of that. GF and DZ probably keeled over that they got a scene talking about Lulu and the kids that was longer than 3 minutes.

Fresh? Juice?? Ugh!!! Poor Chad is actually a decent actor. He is just so devoid of charisma or chemistry.

Every time a child lisps my shriveled heart shrieks. Or shrinks. One of them. What???? Which one of you are using 75 emojis? As if there are more than 3 emojis for GH after 2011: Slightly intrigued Numb Unconscious.

Laura/Dante tomorrow are they allowed to interact?!

I think he's fine but very embarrassing how they gave him the same name? Like if they gave Dante a stalker named Ool Kees who plays the accordian.

Lol stop. when I say so.

WHAT'S YOUR POINT? I ...sometimes I watch when...ah fuck it. Oh wait I watched when Dante/Anna were dancing at the Mormon wedding. Is pop-pop a reference to when someone flicks Easton's two giant nostrils? Ok that monologue was all Kelly and not DZ who laid there dreaming of Battlestar galactica. Don't mind me and jsbt we have been on mightybigtv/previously tv for 40,000 years.

Okay don't make me try to laugh with catchphrases from 1989. You know I admire Mulcahey but when did he give DZ great material? He was in a coma for a month. But whatever you feed me I'll believe. (Besides about anything about Chase of course!)

How dare you SpinSam are soooo hot and she should choose him over that bastard Dante!!! Friggin please lol. Although honestly not that it matters, the show likes DZ/Dante enough for him to be on the show high in the episode counts, but not enough to give him something, it's super bizarre. I feel like they respect his talent but FV must be repulsed by..Canada? I don't know.

Oh and if he had a Mormon marriage it would look like this: Yes, most of my pop culture references are 35 years old.

Okay and I am about to give a huge rant about "Gio". Even without SORAS, he can't have been born before 1999. The year from which we have seen Sonny's every spasm. It's already ridiculous enough we are supposed to buy he visited Brooklyn enough to have grown close to this kid after 1999. But that he might be his father? I don't think even GH expects us to buy it. But even buying that Sonny is so close to Gio that he's paying for his education? Sure and Jason cares about his kids more than Carly.

Weird shit like...Dante affair? Did my posting here since 1999 quote this properly? :P Ps 1999? Ugh.