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No.

Nope. Not a Friend. :-)

Not a relative Recap, since it's a new page: 1) Female 2) Not a co-worker 3) Not a girlfriend 4) Not a relative of a Friend

Of course! Welcome! Not a girlfriend. :-)

J is for Jill, Rachel's other sister.

F is for Phoebe's brother, Frank, Jr.

Not a co-worker

Yes

V is for (Buffay the) Vampire Layer, the straight-to-VHS porn Ursula made using Phoebe's name.

Okie dokie, then. Thinking of a person.

Judy, when she's trying to convince Ross to think about giving Rachel his grandmother's engagement ring. "What a weird way to kick me when I'm down."

The Travel Scrabble game that Chandler gave her?

K is for Kristian Alfonso, who appeared as Hope on Days of Our Lives with Joey.

"It's a little bit of a plot hiccup, though, that Jimmy's connections didn't find him a decent job somewhere." I can believe it. Jimmy would have had to rely on Chuck to provide references. Clearly, Chuck was hesitant to even hire him on at his own law firm (presumably because of "Slippin'" Jimmy's past and all of the situations Chuck had to bail him out of). It would be a pretty big risk on Chuck's part to put his own reputation on the line for someone he may or may not trust himself, family or not. Also, did anyone else look up "spoliation"? I swear, I thought each and every time he was saying "exfoliation" really fast, which clearly made no sense.

Dan: If you have to TELL us you're smarter than you look, then you are probably not smarter than you look. Shirin: I was really hoping your "I slaughtered a rabbit" would be followed by "and then I ate it." Because, otherwise, you're just a rabbit killer (or a liar). Rodney: If you have to TELL us that you're lovable (according to your mommy), then you are probably not lovable. Joe: I kind of might love you a little bit. Jeff: Your Botox joke had me laugh out loud. Well done. I'm not usually super sensitive to sexism, but tonight had me wincing more than once (so I know it had to be bad). I agree with the opinion that Dan's was almost worse than Rodney's. Rodney you can just write off as a misogynistic oaf and largely ignore everything he says (including the whole "If we were back home, I'd grab her by the hair and spank her like a bad baby," which was...gross). With Dan, it was more subtle, as he "identified" the differences between how men and women listen. It wasn't just that he gave a gross overgeneralization (ripped straight from the pages of John Gray, but whatever). It was that, as he was listening "how a woman listens" and describing it in his TH, he was clearly condescending towards that "type" of listener. He was basically "men fix, women smile and nod." Which is sad, because wasn't he the one, in the first episode, to immediately correct Jeff's "they're your brothers" comment to "my brothers and sisters" (or something like that)? And then with Jeff practically orgasmic over the almost all-male team, there was so much testosterone oozing out of my television, I think I may have sprouted a mustache. Edited to add: I just reread what Rodney said about grabbing her by her hair and realized that I can't ignore it. It was hateful, degrading, and wholly unnecessary (and not at all funny, which he clearly thought it would be).

I found myself at the end of the episode, when Jimmy was crying, unable to look at my television. It made me that uncomfortable. And then I thought, "That's some damn FINE acting right there."

Oops. I think I'm supposed to start a new topic. Looks like we've done just about everything. How about anything that happened in or is related to a non-Friend's home/apartment (Jack and Judy; Joshua; messy girl, etc.)? A is for All night, which is how long Joey and Kate stayed up talking in her apartment.

Z is for the zipper that Ross's, ahem, naughty bits got stuck in when he was arguing with Emily in their hotel room. Didn't send him to the doctor, but I'll bet it didn't tickle, either. ;-)

Does it belong to a female Friend?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock (Mike called himself "Crapbag") What was the dead give away to Chandler that Monica had been in Richard's apartment (when Chandler was looking for her to propose)?

K is for kiwi that Ross is allergic to and Monica gave him, sending him to the ER.

Is it the first woman they shared the semi-private room with, the one who wanted to share EVERY moment with R&R (including letting Ross compare her cervix to Rachel's)?

E is for the eye infection Rachel needed drops for (and needed to be pinned down to take).

Is it the (nameless, I think) woman who applied to be Emma's nanny, the woman who wondered about random drug testing?

Is it Melissa (Winona Ryder), the one who Rachel made out with?