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Wait, why is everything in black and white? Is my stream malfunctioning?

Found this hilarious 1x01 image recap, thought y'all might enjoy it as much as I did. FTWD Image Recap Episode 1x01

I am, as predicted, super pissed.

Man, I am loving Strand so much more than everyone else. Rich assholes are the best assholes.

I knew it! Dr. Sandrine Holt, killing helpless patients all over the place. I wish we could keep her. WTF, soldier boy?! Killing Ofelia, really? Damn, Travis! I didn't think he even liked Ofelia that much. I guess that kitchen fight was his Come to Zombie Jesus moment and he's now on board with extreme violence. I like this.

This is like Star Wars stormtrooper levels of bad fighting technique here. I feel embarrassed for our troops. I know Liza will probs die, but I still plan to be super pissed when it happens. Nick's old man fashion sense is even funnier next to Crisp Shirt's fab suit.

This is why you don't leave teenagers to their own devices in an apocalypse.

I love how he's so cas' about leading a zombie horde to eat the soldiers. Oh, Daniel. "I don't drive." LOL. But seriously, I hope that kid gets his face eaten. Crisp Shirt is sooo the Randall Flagg of next season, assuming he survives. Dr. Sandrine Holt knows what's up. Yeah, she'll "take care" of those patients, Liza. With MURDER!

Holy fucking shit! Daniel, you crazy mofo, what have you done?

She's blaming Liza? Seriously?

Ha! Yes, go Madison!

This backstory is killing me, Jesus.

Nick forgot to use shampoo, apparently.

Madison is being proactive! Something might actually happen this episode!

This WD commercial is making me miss the mothership. Cut your damn hair, Reedus.

That dude didn't even steal some meds for you? Dump his ass and find someone better, O.

What the shit? They think they'll be able to sell the house?! In an APOCALYPSE?!

The C word is considered just as bad, if not worse. I doubt very much it's allowed.

They killed that adorable dog with their stupidity. I hope zombies eat what little brains they have.

I love this old dude, can we watch his show instead? Madison & Co. are all too stupid to live.

The zombie apocalypse is either the perfect time to stop drinking or the perfect time to start.

Shut up, Travis. You make the worst decisions.

Old dude knows what's up, right in the head!

Zombie stories/mythology don't exist in the Walking Dead universe at all.