ThatThingYouDo

I agree with those who think shorter things are much better for these guys. They flat out say they don't care about things like continuity and blow off complete characterization changes by shrugging and saying people change. It's a terrible way to run a serial tv show. People are still watching in later seasons because they liked the characters and stories they already told. Logical development from that is awesome, but blowing it all up, completely changing personalities or ignoring things you already did on a whim becomes frustrating fast. What's the point in speculating what Kurt of the past would do in this season's situation? The current one could be a simpering fool following Blaine around like a sad puppy if that's what they need for this version of the "endgame" couple makeup/breakup cycle. Which, yeah, huge issue there too. They seem to only have so many story ideas for any setting and group of characters. Once they run out, it's time to do them again, and again, and again. Only to keep it "fresh" they make each trip through the story somehow more extreme than the last. It's just exhausting and everything you liked about the show and characters is slowly drained away bit by bit.

By the standards of this show every last girl who lost her v-card to somebody else on it is healthy and endgame unless they were shown to regret it or made a rape joke. Because lesbians, lol aliens and boys they didn't even like until retcon after death. Also, for the sake of this explanation Kurt is a girl as usual. They keep going there no matter how "progressive" they claim to be. They just can't see past the voice and the coding as female they did real early. He's going to be punished all season long for his "sins" of thinking about any other boy he might actually like in close quarters as an option. It's going to be hard to take with a full stomach. I do believe they think this is all funny. Maybe they like tummy tossing. There are weirder fetishes. Please don't google it because I said that. I'm not responsible for the laundry you might have to do after that.

They're not going to let Kurt out if this without some kind of tie to Klaine. Don't fool yourself. It's comeback season. They're going to go back at the end and probably really hard with a wedding, kid and whatever else they can come up with before they have to leave because that .6 isn't airable unless you're the CW and even they beat it sometimes.

So everybody sticks around their old high school to prop up kids they never knew and Klaine get more disgusting by the day. Seems like Glee's idea of how to stage a "comeback" season. It's only episode three. They think they can clean them both off after Kurt goes for a spin on whatever dick they find for him to force himself onto for the middle few episodes and still make it fine by the end. Blaine probably has to cry too. My money's still on gay jock kid in spite of the sex offender laws in Ohio making it really extra illegal. Who cares if it means he can never have a career because it's so edgy and might get social media talking. This is epic romance in their minds. Rachel was happily shacked up with a gigolo no strings style back when she was endgame style slated for Finn. This is kind of nothing in their book. They want the lows because they think it makes the highs more epic instead of hard to understand how those crazy people got there when they clearly are horrible for each other. I don't think a one of them could find a functional relationship if they tried. I sure wouldn't want to be in their idea of one. Brittana might get out of this okay, but equal odds Santana falls for a guy and Brittany dies in some kind of circus-related accident. They actively hate those fans. They've made no secret of it. This is too early to celebrate there.

They need it to fail hard and cute college guys would actually work. Don't think. It won't go well here.

So Blaine's just dating that guy who he has horrible history with because lolsies? Sure, Glee. Sure. Just make it canon you're doing it to shake things up. I guess there's no better reason. It's just an attention grab, so toss those cookies in your mouth and be this desperate right out loud. They're not even trying to make anything make sense anymore.

Repulsive is a good word. They're going to make Kurt go there again, but it's hard to explain why outside of their deeply disturbed minds.

You're right. I'm wrong. It just seems more wow that got bad this time than earlier, but it did go terribly wrong before this. They are so bad at this.

They'll get married in that damn choir room after some kid wins a trophy. We just have to accept that even though it's absolutely terrible on all fronts. There's no way to avoid it even though the shippers are all maybe this isn't a good thing anymore. It's just toss your cookies in your mouth time everywhere. They got one season too many.

Wilson! God, I'm old.

Are they trying to kill this dead months before it even starts? This seems like it will drive off even the most determined fans. They're not going to get to the comeback part if they keep on like this. It'll be straight to dvd/on demand. Maybe Saturday if they're lucky. I'm calling a .2 in the demo now unless they pull it before it gets there.

It's sort of amazing to me this seems a real agenda with them. They actually mock their own fans on twitter like it's somehow hilarious how mad they can make them. Have they not seen the ratings nosedive? It's not a cute look. People are going away sick of their shit pretty regularly. I'm way more interested in how few people show up for the next episode than anything they're going to cough up like a hairball on somebody's feet.

And they're doing even worse love triangles with even worse character choices, so everybody is a horrid human and impossible to root for. I've never been so sure everybody should just put their junk away and try being single awhile before.

This show just misses the whole actions have consequences thing when they'd rather move on because they really just didn't think that through enough. Spoilers say they haven't gotten any better at this.

They'll probably give Will back his blackboard and themes of the week in the end when they're done with Rachel's winning everything with the new new new directions that somehow gets her another shot at Broadway leaving that stand and and point at the board job open again. He will get to continue to save the arts forever in that horrible place that we're supposed to think is less bad now because post-glee.