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I think Bravo succeeded brilliantly this year in Brandi as the vile villain who everyone is loving to hate.
Does everyone love to hate her though? I can only speak for myself, but I don't. I'm just sick of her histrionics and childish antics and will be much happier with her off my TV.
http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills/season-5/blogs/lisa-v-the-line-has-been-well-and-truly-crossed I think that is the theory Lisa Vanderpump has put out there. Brandi destroys relationships because she is worried the other person will tire of her and not find her worthy of their friendship. I believe she is also horribly aggressive in initially cultivating the relationships. I think Brandi took the rejection by Lisa as an partner in PUMP very hard as it cemented her feelings that Lisa thought of her more as a sidekick than an equal http://www.wetpaint.com/lisa-vanderpump/articles/2015-02-17-turned-brandi-glanville-down-business. I also question why a single woman would want to hang her hat and invest her money in a gay restaurant?
Can you imagine being business partners with Brandi? What a losing proposition. Her shenanigans are not cute and I'd find them even less cute if they were costing me money.
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I'm lost. What does this mean?
It's from House.
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I don't really have anything to say that hasn't been said. God Damn East Coast cunts getting the show 100% earlier than me.
Brandi's hair looked the best it ever has. I wonder if her houseguest/hairstylist is finally doing his job. Her face is still fucked up -- I guess it matches her personality. I'd love to see a photo progression of Brandi's face like that faces of meth thing. I can't remember if her face used to look normal or not at this point.
The outfits are not great. Andy's the best dressed on the stage.
Poor Eileen stuck on the couch with Drunk and Drunker.
I'm so confused. Andy seems like he's really over Brandi, but all the questions were totally skewed pro-Brandi. There's no way that the majority of the audience agrees with the actions of that piece of trash, is there?
Of course Kim deflects the Diving with the Stars thing with a story about one of her famous friends. Bitch loves to name drop. Everyone's faces were priceless during Kim saying she had more pride and was more discerning.
I loved everyone having no time for Brandi's shit. I especially loved Kyle calling out the tampon string. Maybe Brandi will get a 7 figure Tampax endorsement, but she better hurry before menopause hits. I think Kyle and LVP did really well this episode.
Watching everyone argue with Brandi does hurt my head though, even if I enjoy her getting read. She's just not on the same level as everyone else and it is like watching people speaking two different languages argue. She just doesn't understand what they are saying at all and comes back with ridiculous shit. A perfect example is her argument with Lisa about the Dutch boy and assuming that Lisa was upset because she (LVP) wanted to screw a boy she's know since he was 7.
Of COURSE it is. I wish I would tell someone in upper management I can't possibly do my job without a drink or two. They would immediately hand me about a dozen pamphlets about alcoholism.
I think she said "fucking cunt" the first time, then just regular "cunt" when Andy asked her.
One time I told someone in HR that they were going to drive me to drink. Via email. That didn't work out very well for me.
I wonder if Yolanda could possibly have Lupus. http://www.lupus.org/answers/entry/what-is-lupus
It's never Lupus.
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I hope that Harry's PI is still following Hugo around and they know about him not even making it to snack time at school and call the principal to the stand as a surprise defense witness so she can testify about what a shitty parent Rosie is. That parent principal conference was amazing. How dare the school give that little shit head a time out!
I kind of liked Gary this episode just because it seemed like he hates Rosie and Hugo as much as I do, but really, he's part of the problem.
Is Thanassis the first name or last name of Harry's lawyer? It just seemed so weird to me that the DA called him "Thanassis" like he's the Cher of the legal world.
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Andy also missed an opportunity when Kristen said something to Jax -- I don't remember what, it wasn't any kind of bombshell -- and he said, "Shut the fuck up right now! I will fucking WRECK you." Is that the Jax that retaliates when he's backed into a corner? You know, without malice?
Ha! This was happening on my TV almost exactly as I read this. Jax said that to James in response to James calling him an idiot. There was an argument going on about the Miami Girl shit, go figure.
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So I guess there's no outtakes episode this year?
Next Monday. I saw and ad for it last night.
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I might have missed something because my stupid cable kept freezing and skipping, but that seemed pretty boring. On the one hand, I'm like why can't the reunion be three parts, but on the other I feel like both parts were fairly boring aside from the Stassi pile on so a third wasn't needed.
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Soooooooo....any previously.tv users out there who have eaten 1000 Year Old eggs? If so, please describe the taste in detail.
I've had a 1000 year egg before. It was part of a 20 course fancy Korean dinner. It was maybe 4 years ago, so I don't remember the details of exactly how it tasted, just that it wasn't bad. I didn't eat a whole one by itself though, it was sliced up and had something else with it. It looks gross and smells bad but wasn't a big deal, except I do remember the yolk being a little strong, but I don't like egg yolks in regular hard boiled eggs either. I think it would be harder to eat in the situation they were in, where you're doing it as a challenge, so you're already psyched up and just chomping into the whole thing.
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Rosie, Gary, and Hugo weren't insufferable assholes this episode. Since each episode focuses on a different person, is it supposed to be from their perspective and have an unreliable narrator thing going on? It seems like that's not the case since there are scenes that don't include the person of the week. I'm so confused by anyone in the Hugo family seeming kind of tolerable.
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All the holes on this show have stories.
(I'll show myself out now...)
As Andy reminded us... A mouth is a mouth. A hole is a hole.
(I'll join you)
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As Stassi was saying Jax punched holes in the wall he cut her off and said no and she kept talking and talking. Then he said "do you really want?", I'm assuming that was going to be "do you really want to talk about this on TV" or "do you really want this out there" and Kristin butted in. FI Tom seemed really smug when he brought up Jax giving Stassi money too. Even if Jax did punch holes in the walls, I highly doubt that's what was really being talked about in terms of the money.
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I forgot, my favorite is that Stassi straight up admits that she's only friends with Kristin because no one else will talk to her and Kristin isn't even phased.
Apparently, it is also not okay for men to tell Stassi to shut up. Probably because she's a princess.
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"I've been very judicious about my drinking." -- A slurring Katie
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As long as whatever he gave them wasn't a baby. Yikes. Having a giant headed Jax baby is one of the most scary things I can think of.
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I don't think a peplum is flattering for anyone that has hips, so the dress certainly was doing her no favors.
I too assumed the horrible thing Jax did to Stassi was give her something and maybe that has to do with "all she's been through" that has been mentioned more than once.
Kristin is still crazy. James is kinda dumb, but he's really young. Katie and Schwartz seem like they might actually be sort of smart, except for her putting up with him.
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Kind of meh.
Katie can teach Scheana a thing or two about wearing high waisted shorts.
I kind of hope the surprise guest on the reunion is Miami Girl. I don't care if FI cheated wither her or not, but I'm sure bringing her out would be amazing.
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How crazy is it that she's naturally so good looking, but all the time she spends fussing with her hair & makeup actually makes her look worse? And her hair & makeup, considering she claims to do most of it herself, is pretty good. Er, WTF?
Right? Her skills are like pro level, but I guess maybe her taste is the problem. I wonder if she gets all done up like that all the time or just when filming, kind of like how you have to put on really thick stage make-up when performing.
I'm so jealous of the East coast people since it's already SUR o'clock, but on the other hand, the season is already over for them.
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Scheana looks so much cuter without the false eyelashes.
She was gorgeous in the make-up chair before they broke out the trowel. In general, I am impressed with the skill she shows in her make-up application, even if I don't necessarily like the look, but she was so pretty with a more natural look and hopefully she eventually switches over to one.
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Re: Jax sweating at the wedding, it was hotter than satan's balls from like July-October last year. There was a stretch where it was really muggy too. I had events in August and September that were impacted by the heat and I'm still bitter over my electric bills from all the AC use.
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I'm not a Noah fan, and he may need a haircut, but that was a really kid. I don't remember him being so cute before, so I think they changed babies.
I almost didn't recognize Emily Bergl as not annoying trash. She cleans up really well. Between Tammi (SouthLAnd) and Sammi (Shameless) she's been typecast in my head, so it was interesting to see her in another type of role. I guess I don't have to avoid everything she's in now. I really could not stand her due to how annoying both Tammi and Sammi were/are, especially Tammi.
It is interesting to me that the daughter ended up being the cause of the estrangement in this fictionalization. Given everything I've seen and heard about Casey Kasem, his wife seems like a real nut job and I sided with the kids. Then I heard his daughter on the radio a few times and she seems pretty crazy too, so I don't know what side I fall on in the real life issue.
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Great interview with a VR producer-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSmAfPi5oIo
And just cuz smug ole Ari doesn't care whether FI slept with Miami Girl doesn't mean I don't care -- cuz I fuckin' do. Go boil those bunnies, Kristen! Out FI as the cheater he is & make Jax look like the asshole he is. Luvin' it!
Thank you! This was the best! I didn't realize that one man was responsible for so much of my happiness. That guy has produced like every guilty pleasure reality show I have ever loved. I think I want to marry him. I just wish the dumb hosts wouldn't have interrupted him so much, I wanted to hear every word he had to say. I want to dress up like Kristin getting her mail and stake out SUR so I can meet him and give him a ring on a string.
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I hate James apologizing to Kristin for her punch-slapping him in the face. It's so gross. Think about how it would sound if the genders were reversed.
Oh christ. I agree with Scheana on this one. I might need to reevaluate my stance.
Crap. I agree with her re:Kristin looking crazy and FI cheating too.
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I'm so sad that we're already on episode 17. The end is nigh.
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I hope Kristina doesn't end up as a cast member next season. She's been on so much this season that I fear it's leading up to that with her mysteriously being everyone's best friend all of the sudden.
I was amused at Stassi knowing how to dispose of a body, whether it was a good method or not.
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S05.E20: Reunion Part 1
in The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills
Doesn't Kim rent? Homeowners is required if you are carrying a mortgage, but renters insurance is a different beast and a lot of people are irresponsible and do not get it. Also, they don't actually come out to see if you have a dog, you can just lie and say no and the policy gets written. You'll just be up shit creek if something happens. I don't see Kim as being responsible and she's already shown herself to be a rude liar. On a semi-related tangent, I'm a homeowner in LA and I'm not sure if my dogs are on my policy. It was written before I had dogs and I'm not sure If I ever called and added them. My dogs are also not registered. They are spayed, always up to date on their shots, chipped, and generally just ridiculously cared for, but not registered. I was going to, but it was a PITA, and quickly fell of my list of things to do. I guess I'll learn my lesson if animal control ever comes door to door looking for illegal dogs.