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In many ways, it's a lot like the old school Survivor, like no food, the tribal divisions, but no voting people out and thankfully different "puzzles". And Richard Hatch being naked at the start. I swear they gain weight on the "new" Survivor.

And vacuuming at 3 AM? Those things are noisy when people are trying to sleep. That was odd, I can feel her panic attack being overwhelmed, but that just seemed strange. Loved that. Almost a "who do you fucking think you are, asshole!" Really Fraser, keep your hands to yourself!

Mom and I always fought over making beds. She thought it was the most important thing earth. I thought it was the biggest waste of time ever. She would do it because I just refused. (bitchy teenager) Closest I've come in 45 years is changing the bottom sheet. Then just crawl under the right thickness blanket.

Knowing Jesus is taking him to a better place? Pathetic. Maybe he can find a job on "Deadliest Catch"

Too bad because he's so hot.

"I think it's noticeable in his talking heads. It hasn't been explained, but I'm sure drinking was involved" Never noticed, I'll have to pay closer attention. "I want something else" SemiCharmed kind of life. Love that song😎

Naaah. Laughing at the stupidity of it. Ouch! Good reason not to. Why I have no tattos: Don't like pain What if I get sick of it? How bad will it look when I'm old (like now😎} Does Solene not know that guests poop in toilets and it's her job to clean it? Like Rapture Lawrence, wtf did you expect??? That's what they make brushes and the cleaner you squirt in for. Good on Rainbeau, doing it but telling her "this is the last time" She or Barbara may be chief stew material. Poor Ciao is in so over his head, but he's so hot. I can see him fired and Jess taking over. Then she has an almost impossible job dealing with Kyle and pierced boi. Does somebody else come in? This Fraser/Anthony feud seems so fake.

Wow! Dropping like flies. The heat got Jamie, Laura gets whacked in the head and Trish gets the toxic sap in her eye. I don't agree with her decision to stay, but, hey, it's her eyesight not mine. Being a fellow New Jerseyan, I have a little soft spot for her. Interesting how many people they have behind the scenes. None of those shelters looked very dome-ish, but I guess the producers didn't care. More like a tepee. Brutal challenge! Does stripping all that bark off hurt the trees? I want to see Patrick gored by a boar. Cool of Matt and Darren to send Jermaine to him so they would fight. This is fun. Sort of like old school "Survivor". Richard Hatch started the whole naked thing way back. HaHa Rooting for Max.

Interesting motley crew. Quite a lot of bitchiness. Fighting stews is never good. Guess one of them will be gone. I didn't think Holy Roller chef was going to last. There you go, unless it's an editing trick. Whining about the provisions. It's your galley. Put the stuff where you want it! Whining about the cameras. What did he expect? Then undercooked steaks when they specifically said well done (yuck - Mom liked hers that way) and he whines about that. And if the meat was really tough, you need a new provisioner. Chefs are usually temperamental, but this guy is too much. Takes awhile to get to know everybody. Forgot the luggage? Wow! I agree with iMonrey that that's on Kerry. He picked the guests up, but didn't see the luggage sitting there? Lucky that shuttle service was available. And yeah, big blur. These guests are a handful. The black light thing is really OTT. ETA: Why couldn't baldy just whip out his Clorox or sanitizer and have those switches done in like 10 seconds. No, he had to go whine to Fraser who drug Barbara in. Fraser as obnoxious as always. Deckhands seem OK. Ciao is a bit overwhelmed, Jess and the dude seem competent. The less said about Kyle the better.

Tzarina can make me dinner, yum. Lara can clean my toilet.

Looks like Captain Kerry is coming back (love him) dragging that whining bitch Fraser with him. Ugh.

Kate would eat Lara alive. With some salsa. This pirate thang is just stupid beyond stupid. Production's brilliant idea? Nate babysitting the stuck tender. LOL. Props to him for not trying to shirk the blame and Jason respected that. Lucky the locals came to help. Lara is the worst. Whining about the 7 course dinner and washing dishes. Don't you have the whole deck crew to help? You knew it was coming. It was on the preference sheet! Don't ya read gurll. At least the swell died down. Guests loved the food. Let it go Lara. Whining about Tzarina makes you look like a petty, whiny, barely competent bitch or just a mean girl. Find another line of work. Nice of Tsarina praising Alysia. Smart to ditch Nate. Your career is more important. Just give me naked pancakes. I really don't like blueberries, except fresh ones in Maine in the summer. Nice tip! I figure about $14K per person on the season. Hadn't noticed Tsarina was hot for the stupid helmet. Whatever. Then she says nice things about Lara and mean girl just finds a way to get cranky. There is no pleasing her. Cut her loose Tsarina and may we never see her again. Fire dance was amazing and the rain was a nice touch. Some interesting dancing in the dirt. Jason could be a diplomat. Longtime friends? That's some wishful thinking. Nate has a great attitude, not obsessing over Alysia. Bri and Harry just annoy me. Marina and Nic, meh. Adair was almost invisible.

This is going to get ugly.

Joe's coronation?

Lara gets more annoying all the time. Her Jason fantasies are weird. Jason went too easy on her, but at last charter, it's the path of least resistance. Glad she seems to have buried the hatchet with Tsarina, maybe not..... Talk about two stray cats fighting! Neither one is a prize. This Harry/Bri thing is going nowhere. Nick/Marina either. Interesting Nate/Alyssa thing. She seems to catch on. Tsarina is right to encourage her chef's career and she doesn't need Nate. It's not breaking his heart. I love king crab legs and lobster tails, but would not want to deal with the shells and mess in this environment. When I was a kid, we would visit friends in NH and this one restaurant offered a "Lazy Man's Lobster". All taken apart and swimming in melted butter hot in a ceramic oven dish. Awesome. Nasty swells and Jason says they can't move. Bummer. I've been on some rough cruises. Not fun, but never got "seasick" aboard. Feel bad for the dude barfing. The worst part is when I get off, I can still feel the boat rocking for a good week or so. Very annoying. Dead tender - wow! Lucky to get a quick replacement. Is that the one they got stuck? 😄 Harry said on WWHL Nate should have moved the tender out sooner. Being so shallow it wouldn't be a problem to walk a out little further. Don't remember if Harry said anything about Bri, but Nick said he and Marina are on different continents, without saying they're together or not. Hmmm eta: Slouching to the finish line. Love ya'all!