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Wow, we were basically posting the same thing at the same time. Quit!

HOLY SHIT. DID I CONVERT YOU? I mean I know I'm a good salesperson, but daaaamn. ?

Good way to segue into calling in sick for work tomorrow. You're welcome.

Well if your makeshift bunk bed collapses on Holly and ends her dance career, we're not friends anymore.

You love me.

Hey guys, this just in. My insider Vladimir says Holly doesn't even know what a pot is. I guess the case is closed. Thank goodness!

She reminds me a bit of Alexandra Daddario.

I'm probably not helping with my inflammatory comments. Sorry for derailing your good work, Lauren. This kind of stuff just gets me irritated. I'll be good now, I swear. ??‍♀️ So yeah, Kelsey is like the prettiest pretty there ever was, and I'm not really into girls, but I could stare into her eyes until the cows come home. Siiiigh.

Sweet Flying Spaghetti Monster, make it stop. ??‍♀️

Excuse me while I fan myself.

My thoughts exactly. This just in: Holly performed sexual feats on Kelli and all of her assistants to remain on the squad after fraternizing and smoking weed with a player. My inbox is overflowing! I gotta go.

Cool! Please link us to your column when it goes live! I'm sure it will be riveting and well written! ??

Honestly if Holly smokes weed, that makes me like her more. #rebel #whocares #gangbangsarealltherage

100% agree.

All speculation and insider information points to yes, they were cut. And on this forum insider information is usually pretty accurate so I don't have any doubts about the cut vets personally. I don't think it's that surprising that Allie and Heather H went to a concert though. If anything it would be a good distraction, and they should hardly stop living their lives and cancel plans because of their cuts.

Please don't mention the Flying Spaghetti Monster and hitch kicks in the same sentence. It's against my religion and I'm feeling very triggered.

Power and protection, the best way to make it to finals without a bun in the oven. (Sorry, I know I'm a few pages behind, but I couldn't help noticing you're still in the Chardonnay. ❤️)

Easy mistake to make honestly because Stephanie was imo so forgettable. If she had auditioned again I would wager there's a good chance she would have been cut. At this point I'm just curious to see the reasoning behind the cuts. I'm wondering if any of the three cut had bad showings at the interviews. I'm sure at least one of them did since someone seems to fall prey to it every year. There must be a non-dance related reason for Raylee's cut that I'm just not seeing right now.

Stephanie didn't actually audition for a second year. She and Brooke retired together. I understand what you mean about Allie though. I'm surprised, but not surprised. Looks wise I think she was always at risk. Heather H also doesn't surprise me that much because she always came across to me last year as lacking in the personality and charisma departments. I remain the most surprised about Raylee, because while she was never the strongest dancer in the room, I thought she was a competent dancer, has a cute personality, and brought some glamor to the team.

Wow, if Raylee is really cut, just wow. I wouldn't be as surprised about Heather H and Allie, for purely aesthetic reasons, because they are obviously both great dancers. But I felt like Raylee was really coming into her own as a DCC and becoming one of their glamor girls. But I guess if her solo was boring...shit happens. I'm sad though. So surprised Alise didn't make it! She seemed to have it all. I'm curious about Dayton and Kalyssa.

If Kelsey doesn't make it back I'm burning this mother down.

Personally I think she's precious. I was talking about Gourley.

@spazette you realize that with your crotch fruit being born on the eve of finals 2017, you have to name it Ashley Jennifer Jordan Jessica in honor of the most common DCC names. Right? No, I don't care if it's a boy. @QuiteCalM honestly I am laughing so hard right now thinking of your original crotch fruit post that caused a veritable fucking SHIT STORM on this forum. Fast forward to now and "crotch fruit" is probably in the top five most used phrases on this board along with "cash and prizes" and "power and projection." You're such a trend setter.

What is she wearing? Is she at finals or prom?

You're killing me. Now I'm trying to figure out what dance move she did to the "mom's spaghetti" line from "Lose Yourself."