The Luvly Junkie

That farmer didn't even answer Sam's "pussy" question. Can't even shake or nod. Can't admit he's a bully without softening himself. "Warfare queens": probably the most accurate description for the Republicans. Ever. Oh yeah, good to see J.R. Havlan enjoy his last day. So many good writers leaving…(sob). Still have nostalgia since they played a "Kilborn Era" clip for the MOZ.

Best Damn News Team Evah! I just discovered Jordan Klepper and Wyatt Cenac recently participating in an episode of The Chris Gethard Show called The Night of Zero Laughs. Please tell me there is a link of footage when the two had a close proximity to each other! ( I think )

It better be on Colbert's bucket list! Make it happen! Don't forget about Cheney's appearance at Obama's first inauguration, where it inspired TDS to use the Star Wars Imperial March theme. http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/r5jrvz/changefest--09---obama-s-inauguration

Cheney's imperial march theme: magnifique, if I spelled that right. Reminds me of the "Star Wars" joke from Obama's first inauguration. As for Che, I thought he did fine. He just needs to work more on the delivery. Perhaps he's broadening his range of topics, which is normal for the accessibility of wider topics. Technically the segment lasted three less than four minutes, which is a plausible amount of time for Che. The segment as a whole kinda felt longer than it needed.

(:-) Now that I think about Jon's interview with Maher next, I'm kinda ready to face the aftermath between the two. I imagine if Trump was interviewed by Jon, it'll turn into a real-life "Godfather" street-bantering smack down. You make a good point about Trump not being a guest. At least with Maher, Jon pushed aside their conflicting views just for him to be on. While all that Rally hullabaloo took four years to recover, Jon's loathing and bone-picking on Trump('s 'hair' and self-proclaimed power) remains eternal. Just the thought of Trump in person on TDS makes all those cringing interviews from the past look mild and kid-leveled.

o_o Imma gonna hold your horses on this one, trow125. I don't know if it's because I freakin' adore the chemistry between Jon and Stephen, or it's my inner self keeping the faith for that short (but precious) segment, but I think it's in my fan-devoted soul that they should go for a Toss one last time before Colbert's show ends, maybe to bring nostalgia to those early days (or at least properly sending him off by doing what Jon did when TCR premiered). I really hope TCR is keeping a bucket list of things (like this) to accomplish before transitioning to the Late Show. IMO, it would feel incomplete if they couldn't do it at least once. I'm literally crossing my fingers for this to happen by the very last episode (or maybe during Midterms, which I think they did once before).

Anytime Stephen drops by TDS or tosses is always a genuine moment (to hear Jon break into laughter, especially). If I may contribute, try this toss, and this one, and how 'bout this one? My personal favorite Tosses.

Fremde Frau, I feel your pain- since John Ollie-Scone's hosting duties a summer ago I've always wondered who would be the next host if at any point Jonny-bun decides to promote his new movie. Now that "Rosewater" has a U.S. distributor, it's back to his heavy promotion. It's bound to happen. Eventually there will be a finalized release date that Jonny-bun has to prepare for. If I had to bet who would guest host, my money's more on Jessica and Sam. While I love Sam and Jason's intimate chemistry (and that a married couple guest hosting together was effective with Steve and his wife, Nancy), it would be awesome to see two women hosting. It almost happened, sort of. http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/6sdsp6/schaal---bee---hosting-duties As for every Republican barely appearing on TDS, I can see why they only show up when they're promoting an autobiography. When they're not writing, they're busy 24/7 working in the Senate/House, trying to throw blocks and opposing bickers on the problems Obama's trying to resolve. Classic Republican Curve (by curve I mean their elephant trunks).

Rally to Restore Sanity: come on, guys! It's been four years since that happened! I'm hoping that's enough time for Maher to blow off steam before his interview. Just as long as there is no blood after the show. I'm taking everyone's word that Maher will be nice. I still wonder aside from the Rally, did Jonny-bun and Maher have any other opposing views that turned to bloodwater? In other words, do they share a love-hate relationship longer than 4 years?

Now that you mention it, trow125, it has been a while since McCain visited TDS. Who knew that a nomination towards the Presidency can ruin personal ties. Karma's such a bitch, which is probably why some Republicans can't grow up and even step foot into Jonny-bun's territory. Seems like politics these days are more about gaining votes and advertising biting attack ads than intimately knowing the people and straightforwardly realizing the riots they caused (because some people are too stubborn to admit that immigration is the backbone of America's success, or that no effort in gun regulation will decrease school shootings).

Eh, I figured Jason's "self-exposure" gimmick needed an update. Not that I appreciate Jason being leaner, it only leaves the ladies open to the imagination of how he's changed. I'm just glad tonight he got a doubly-whammy. Having both a field piece and a green screen piece wrapped in one seals the deal for this week of episodes. Initially I thought after rewatching Jason's clip of him taking off his Hawaiian button down was inspired by the Iraqi security taking off their uniforms, but the other way around from what he did. And I agree with you, Victor the Crab. Mess 'O Potamia: a segment that is so classic, that I don't miss it so much after what had happened those years ago. It's funny since the last time I watched this segment it was the one about the troops returning, which I think is the legitimately last Mess 'O Potamia. And just what I asked for: Iraqis wanting more weapons, combat missions, drones, pretty much anything resorting to violence, bloodlust and conquering lands. I'm more of a pacifist, and still don't get what drives these militant rebels to overthrow authority over the the Iraqi capital. I pity the Baghdaddy (er, Baghdadi), only because his knowledge and power he abuses obliviously show the Iraqis are doing more than just defending their country, even if it means more violence. I'm just getting sick of violence as the only resort to driving the militants (or any opponent violently forcing to attack the government) away.

Yea, it took me a minute to keep up with the Jason and Jessica's bit, but I couldn't help but giggle when Jason ripped his pants. Long enough to show his leg+underwear. I thought Jason was getting a little leaner, but I don't think the change of body-line had any impact on the rip. It's probably just an easy-to-repair wardrobe malfunction when you're flailing around in a suit. Stacy, I'm sure Fox News is acquainted with Duck Dynasty and ZZTopp. To distinguish them from other Muslims, they just check for any rock apparel or a simple American-flag bandana. Fox News is a beard novice, if their male anchors ever tried growing one.

Tut-tut-tut, stillshimpy, you don't need to be sorry for mistaking Jordan for Sparks and not Klepper. In fact, I've taken a personal joy in finding nicknames for all the correspondents. Although my nickname for Jordan, which is Snowshake, fits with his Northern Kalamazoo roots and the emphasis of being a new caucasian correspondent his first day, Sparks actually works even better than that. Even if you haven't seen Idol, I think fate propelled you to mistake someone already famous from someone who's just got his break. Like what maculae said, Sparks can annotate a double-meaning or good-luck nickname; just Jordin Sparks who made a singing career through a TV singing competition, Jordan "Sparks" Klepper is setting his own career as a correspondent. Coincidence, no? So yeah, I really like that nickname so don't be hard on yourself, stillshimpy! I Luv it!

While I do see your point, Tara, I've seen them attempt to do first impression jokes and not the typical "New Guy+Warm Welcome" formula. Even though it only happened once, which I think was Al Madrigal, I think the joke formula barely set the impression the audience expects the first day (IMO: Nothing against Al, I still luv his work). And let's face it, there are some people who can't afford Internet or have social media accounts and still watch the show, so how can the show be sure this correspondent will receive the same warm welcome from the audience? I feel like they had to resort to the formula since they want every correspondent to be accessible to every story covered everyday instead of constraining them based on their race or gender. I really don't wanna bring any controversy on the case, but I really want perspectives of a story from all sides. Finally, I guess the reason they pull the same formula is for the sake of the correspondent's first day. If I was in their position, I would be grateful but nervous, but if I had to lay down my first impression, I'd start with a joke that shows I got "business" to do regardless of the warm welcome. Maybe a little roasting on Jonny-bun followed by an over-exaggerated apology? I'm just being honest, please don't smite me! @_@

I'm surprised no one has brought this up yet. After last night I was wondering if Michael Che did well his first night. To me, it was a bit of nostalgia watching it. There's nothing wrong with starting the first day with serious coverage, since that is the only way Egypt's elections can be covered after what the people have been through. I just liked that Che left Jonny-bun speechless longer than anyone (that is if anyone else has surpassed the duration of silence). I'm just sad that we won't have our dose of Aasif anymore. Why, HBO? Why you take our favorite correspondents away? (Sigh, it's fine). I'm still grateful since TDS recruited Che and Klepper, who both bring something new to the table. It's rare they hire two correspondents the same year, so I'm looking forward to see the new chemistry with the other correspondents.

It just occurred to me how little Midterm Election is covered on TDS. Seems like Jon is following the rest of the media and is thinking about 2016. Not that I'm grateful that Herman Cain excited the lamb shanks out of him, but I'm worried how this year will turn out. With the Republicans springing into action and headlining in every anti-Obamacare commercial, could they claim control of both House and Senate?

I really get bugged that the mass shootings occurring doesn't budge or awaken politicians from the harm they are causing. If they didn't restrict gun control there would be less shootings. If it means taking away the privileges of the 2nd Amendment, I won't mind. Lack of media coverage, simplified by the beautifully crafted moves of The Best F#@kin' News Team, makes me wish I can place myself in the journalistic world and knock some sense out of those networks.