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And please no mention of anything which happened to actual cast.  

1.  Mr Schue-takes over Kurt's father's political role after he has another heart attack and uses it to promote the arts and research into curing OCD. Eventually when Britney Spears becomes president she appoints him special secretary with responsibility for Broadway. He will eventually marry Ariana Grande. 

2.  Sue-becomes Donald Trump's secretary for Homeland security but is forced to resign after she physically attacks the SNL cast for mocking her over her affair with Robert Meuller. She becomes a hobo/street preacher wandering the highways and byways of America performing the poetry of Bob Dole for money.  

3.  Rachel-gives up her big Broadway dream and takes up sports, winning a Gold at the Baghdad Olympics before becoming the first woman to canoe across the Caribbean only to tragically be later lost in the Bermuda triangle on  her return journey. 

4.  Emma-submitted by Will to the CIA for mind control experiments which has the unforeseen side-effect of giving her x-ray vision. She gets back together with Carl and becomes his assistant, saving him a fortune as he doesn't need an x-ray machine any more. Their kids are not only ginger but telepathic.    

5. Puck-becomes a roadie for Slipknot but becomes a national hero after he goes for help when the tour bus is trapped in a snowstorm whilst the rest of the party resort to cannibalism. After coming as runner up in 'Dancing with the Stars' he undergoes a religious conversion and emigrates to Israel where he becomes an orthodox rabbi. 

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6. Mike Chang; becomes a successful professional dancer but after being outraged during a tour of China becomes a human rights activist and is eventually appointed the US ambassador to China much to his parents delight.

7. Sugar; goes on a mad killing spree after being abused by the judges on America's Got Talent before being brought down in a hail of police bullets. Sentenced to life in prison where she forms her own gang, 'The Sweetshivs' and succeeds in reforming other prisoners by forcing them to stage elaborate mass song and dance number of her choosing. 

8. Kurt and Blaine; Blaine gets a job on Wall Street and is instrumental in causing the economic crash which transforms much of middle America into a blighted wasteland. He roams the wilderness wearing lots of leather until he comes across Kurt and a group of fellow survivors holed up in the old Glee auditorium, besieged by hordes of marauders led by Lauren Zizes. He rescues them and leads them to the West Coast where they re-found the city of San Francisco.

9. Kitty; Is the last ever Playmate of the Month for the print edition of Playboy. Controversially cast in the role of Popeye Doyle in Hollywood's all female remake of The French Connection. Eventually becomes a supreme court justice.

10. Tina; starts her own successful beauty magazine advocating the attractiveness of Oriental women. Later arrested for climbing the Statue of Liberty and altering her face to make her look more Chinese as a publicity stunt and goes to prison for a short time but is protected by Sugar's prison gang. 

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11. Coach Bieste marries Roz Washington after helping her recover from her nervous breakdown following the Olympic committee revoking the sport of solo synchronised swimming. They have triplets via IVF and Bieste takes over as principal of WMHS.  

12. Artie becomes a successful Hollywood director but is then disgraced by being accused of exploiting the casting couch. After taking NASA to the supreme court he becomes the world's first handicapped astronaut, his paralysis alleviated by the effects of zero gravity. 

13. Jacob Ben Israel becomes sick of being pushed around and after a hectic iron pumping regime qualifies as a Navy SEAL. On the way back from a mission he stumbles across Rachel marooned on a desert island and sets up home with her, establishing their own nation state.  

14. Rory Flannagan enters the Big Brother House but is bloodily hacked to pieces by the other housemates after they decide they just can't stand his accent (and I am Irish).   

15. Principal Figgins retires and runs away to sea, becoming a tug boat Captain in Goa. 

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16. Mercedes; joins the cast of SNL and later makes a career of playing a series of corpulent African American divas in their biopics.  

17. Britanna; after working as a stripper double act in Vegas to pay off their college loans Britney gets a job with NASA and they both move into Wisteria Lane which Santana competes to dominate whilst working as a volunteer lawyer.   

18. Sam; becomes a successful artist despite only ever painting cats piloting airliners. 

19. Quinn; stays on at Yale to be a teacher there and eventually its' president, marrying one of her students. 

20. Joe; becomes a professional mountaineer and becomes famous after capturing the first abominable snowman which mistakes him for its' child. 

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1. Santana works at a public relations firm in New York, representing high profile clients. At some point, around age 30, Santana realizes that she's an adult, but Brittany is never going to grow up past age 7. She leaves her and eventually meets someone who is as bad ass as she is and finally gets to enjoy not being a 24 hour caregiver for an adult toddler.

2. Puck gets dishonorably discharged from the military for taking a plane for a joy ride, tries to make it in New York like all of the rest of his glee club peers did, but burns through what little money he had and moves back to Lima to revive his pool cleaning business. He's known as the creepy old guy who you go to to buy your beer among the teenagers.

3. Quinn is off and on with Puck for a couple years, before realizing that he's an idiot. She takes some time off to find herself, and ends up bed hopping her way through Europe. She sleeps with men and women, but refuses to call herself bisexual. She hardly ever comes back for glee club reunions, because fuck those guys who were more concerned with Blaine's brother than her being run over by a truck.

4. Rachel, Jesse, Kurt, and Blaine live next door to each other in Manhattan and have dinner together every night and raise their kids as siblings, and live creepily ever after on Broadway.

5. Mercedes shows up on buzzfeed lists about once a year for her one-hit wonder success with 'Hell to the No'. 

6. Mike Chang is never heard from again. They all just kind of forget he exists.

7. Artie becomes a successful indie director but then gets disgraced in a sexual harassment scandal.

8. Sam stays in Lima as the football coach, marries some nice girl, has a couple kids, and lives a nice simple life.

9. Tina tries her hand at acting, but ends up in New York, performing off-off Broadway.

10. Finn appears as a ghost in Will's dreams from time to time. Will's nuts, but so is Emma, so their marriage works out fine.

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On ‎24‎/‎08‎/‎2018 at 3:34 AM, hihocheerio said:

1. Santana works at a public relations firm in New York, representing high profile clients. At some point, around age 30, Santana realizes that she's an adult, but Brittany is never going to grow up past age 7. She leaves her and eventually meets someone who is as bad ass as she is and finally gets to enjoy not being a 24 hour caregiver for an adult toddler.

Heresy! They're soul mates, Britannia forever. 

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