Ten Moments When We Knew Seinfeld's Elaine Benes Would Be President Someday

[Primetimer]

Charting a path from the Upper West Side to the West Wing.

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[JennB]

Don't forget her sex-positive outlook, which will endear her to feminists. She insisted on using her preferred method of birth control, even if it required extra work to procure. And thanks to "The Contest," we know she's a proponent of female onanism.

[Portia]

The quality that would win her my vote? "You know me--I walk into a room, and (*raspberry sound*) problem solved."

[bilgistic]

Don't forget her sex-positive outlook, which will endear her to feminists. She insisted on using her preferred method of birth control, even if it required extra work to procure. And thanks to "The Contest," we know she's a proponent of female onanism.

I had to look up "onanism", and now I have to clear my browser history.

[Maherjunkie]

Outwitting a drug test.