S01.E03: Love After Lockup: Crime Story Lizzie and Louie

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Lizzie and Louie reveal what landed them behind bars. Lizzie and her arresting officer share the unbelievable details of her crime story that went viral. Louie returns to the scene of a robbery where he almost lost his life.

Original air date 2025.02.21

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Peppermint Hippo Gentleman’s Club. Yes, that’s a very sultry name. 1980s sitcom star? Bill Cosby?!? Cut out the middle step—pre-drugged up by the pimp.

Louie (and Melissa?) are from Wanaque? I was just there today picking up my daughter’s boyfriend. 

“Grocery shopping” for drugs. Whelp, I guess it’s better than prostitution. Is this why Walmart won’t let you out the door without looking at your receipt nowadays?

This is how the barber keeps his shop Xclusive—rat out the parking lot dealers. Is Louie trying to claim he wasn’t actually dealing drugs?

How did Lizzie have THAT many DUIs without going to prison?!? That’s crazy! TROU8LE, indeed.

snorting crushed pills off the public toilet. That sounds sanitary. Then he goes back to tossing pizzas. This is why “employees must wash hands before returning to work” signs exist. They didn’t mention anything about snorting drugs off a toilet! Loophole.

Armed robbery. His arm went into that register. 

Lizzie limbering up for her breathelyzer, giving her nether region some fresh air. Giving lap dances to all the officers.

to celebrate going to jail for a DUI—she gets another, her 9th, DUI! “From the pole to the pulpit.” Sounds like you got the perfect name for the next WE hit. 

Oh, no, the police turned you in to Mom?! That’s worse than going to prison. Bet he got splinters from that wooden spoon beating. 10 years for $80. Okay, maybe that’s worse than the spoon. Well, it sounds like Louie thought the sentence was good for him. Got his new CO Melissa on the outside to keep him on the up and up.