Season 7 Life After Lockup Cast

[PrincessPurrsALot]

The new season of Life After Lockup starts on October 04, 2024. Here's the cast:

Bianca & Daniel (Scottsdale, AZ)
It's time for Daniel's family to head back home while Daniel moves in with everyone's favorite super supportive fiancée (if by supportive we mean not willing to give up drinking around an alcoholic on parole for DUI). These crazy kids will be living together in Scottsdale, AZ, where they have no friends, no family, and no support but each other. Bianca packed up her liquor cabinet, ridiculously high expectations, and dreams of marriage and children to shack up with Daniel. Per WETV, she is still awaiting a ring and their sex life is not up to her standards. Sounds like time to start a pool on how long they'll last. Expect Bianca to want us to feel sorry for her when things aren't perfection. 

Zeruiah & Troy (Syracuse, NY)
Zeruiah, Troy, and Zeruiah's hair fountain are settling into Syracuse where she is making sure he is kept far away from his baby mama and, by extension, his sweet, well-behaved, adorable daughter. Now that Troy is home, Zeruiah is bringing Troy into the family business, Project HEAL, a non-profit organization that aims to provide support to the formerly incarcerated. In a surprise to no one, Zeruiah is keeping a secret about their business. What is LAL without secrets? 

Kimberly & Joey (Eden, NC)
Weirdly most desired guy in Eden, NC, Joey is still living with Kim and her sons. This master financial decision-maker has already purchased shiny new rims and a lot of clothing that is at least three sizes too large on him. We should start guessing the other things he'll find essential other than his seemingly never-ending collection of caps. K&J's drama alert: Joey suspects Kim's son, Kasen, is his biological child. Call Maury. There may be DNA tests! 

Tennie & Robert (Yukon, OK)
Tennie and Rob are going for the mama drama story line this season. Rob's mama, Kate, does not like Tennie and feels that she is taking her son away. Unfortunately she is unlikely to wear a housecoat and wield a wooden spoon. However, she does go for a throw down at Rob's welcome home party. Nothing says, "I made so much better life choices than these folks" than a LAL welcome home party. Have we ever seen one that wasn't terrible? 

Adding to the mama drama, Rob is thinking he wants a biological child of his own. Tennie is already a mama of two and does not want to add to the brood right now. More tension in a battle of the womb! 

Melissa & Louie (Atlantic Highlands, NJ)
We pick up when big man on campus, Louie, is 18 months out of prison. He and failed cheerleader, Melissa, are still together and living the Jersey dream. Well, part of the dream. Melissa is requesting a formal engagement and a two carat diamond ring. Doesn't our girl deserve all of the finest things in life? She needs a ring to flaunt in front of the former high school mean girls who never allowed her in their clique. Mama Donna still thinks they're moving too fast. She wants Louie, who is working multiple jobs to come up with the scratch for a shiny rock, to take it slow. She is not afraid to wield a wooden spoon or spread a ridiculous Italian-American stereotype. 

Britney & Kerok (Richmond, VA)
Christian rapper Kerok is back and ready to rock out with his hot beats or depress us all with some freestyle at a grave site. Six of one . . . . Regardless Brit will ensure him he is talented. He and Britney are hoping to pack up Kerok's lovely mother, Tammy, and move to Texas, but life may have other plans. WETV is promising we will be "shocked". Unless someone returns from the dead or Kerok gets a recording contract, I doubt we'll be shocked. Startled maybe? Mildly contemplative?

Justine & Michael (Las Vegas, NV)
Juju and former Rhode Island's second best rapper, Montana Millz, have made the big move to Vegas. They brought with them some combination of their many kids and, of course, baby, Manhattan Barbie. She's iconic, dammit! Juju almost died! It was all very dramatic! Or MB was born via a planned c-section. Mother and child did fine, and they went home on schedule. Juju's hair, which was seemingly glued to her head, never budged.  Assuming that we all cared so very, very much about these clowns bringing a new life into their extra messy blended family, Justine is prepared to have yet another baby. This will be #9 for the family although it is hard to count Michael's kids since he seems to forget where he's left them most days. 

Edited October 1 by PrincessPurrsALot

[ethalfrida]

On 9/30/2024 at 4:29 PM, PrincessPurrsALot said:

The new season of Life After Lockup starts on October 04, 2024. Here's the cast:

Bianca & Daniel (Scottsdale, AZ)
It's time for Daniel's family to head back home while Daniel moves in with everyone's favorite super supportive fiancée (if by supportive we mean not willing to give up drinking around an alcoholic on parole for DUI). These crazy kids will be living together in Scottsdale, AZ, where they have no friends, no family, and no support but each other. Bianca packed up her liquor cabinet, ridiculously high expectations, and dreams of marriage and children to shack up with Daniel. Per WETV, she is still awaiting a ring and their sex life is not up to her standards. Sounds like time to start a pool on how long they'll last. Expect Bianca to want us to feel sorry for her when things aren't perfection. 

Zeruiah & Troy (Syracuse, NY)
Zeruiah, Troy, and Zeruiah's hair fountain are settling into Syracuse where she is making sure he is kept far away from his baby mama and, by extension, his sweet, well-behaved, adorable daughter. Now that Troy is home, Zeruiah is bringing Troy into the family business, Project HEAL, a non-profit organization that aims to provide support to the formerly incarcerated. In a surprise to no one, Zeruiah is keeping a secret about their business. What is LAL without secrets? 

Kimberly & Joey (Eden, NC)
Weirdly most desired guy in Eden, NC, Joey is still living with Kim and her sons. This master financial decision-maker has already purchased shiny new rims and a lot of clothing that is at least three sizes too large on him. We should start guessing the other things he'll find essential other than his seemingly never-ending collection of caps. K&J's drama alert: Joey suspects Kim's son, Kasen, is his biological child. Call Maury. There may be DNA tests! 

Tennie & Robert (Yukon, OK)
Tennie and Rob are going for the mama drama story line this season. Rob's mama, Kate, does not like Tennie and feels that she is taking her son away. Unfortunately she is unlikely to wear a housecoat and wield a wooden spoon. However, she does go for a throw down at Rob's welcome home party. Nothing says, "I made so much better life choices than these folks" than a LAL welcome home party. Have we ever seen one that wasn't terrible? 

Adding to the mama drama, Rob is thinking he wants a biological child of his own. Tennie is already a mama of two and does not want to add to the brood right now. More tension in a battle of the womb! 

Melissa & Louie (Atlantic Highlands, NJ)
We pick up when big man on campus, Louie, is 18 months out of prison. He and failed cheerleader, Melissa, are still together and living the Jersey dream. Well, part of the dream. Melissa is requesting a formal engagement and a two carat diamond ring. Doesn't our girl deserve all of the finest things in life? She needs a ring to flaunt in front of the former high school mean girls who never allowed her in their clique. Mama Donna still thinks they're moving too fast. She wants Louie, who is working multiple jobs to come up with the scratch for a shiny rock, to take it slow. She is not afraid to wield a wooden spoon or spread a ridiculous Italian-American stereotype. 

Britney & Kerok (Richmond, VA)
Christian rapper Kerok is back and ready to rock out with his hot beats or depress us all with some freestyle at a grave site. Six of one . . . . Regardless Brit will ensure him he is talented. He and Britney are hoping to pack up Kerok's lovely mother, Tammy, and move to Texas, but life may have other plans. WETV is promising we will be "shocked". Unless someone returns from the dead or Kerok gets a recording contract, I doubt we'll be shocked. Startled maybe? Mildly contemplative?

Justine & Michael (Las Vegas, NV)
Juju and former Rhode Island's second best rapper, Montana Millz, have made the big move to Vegas. They brought with them some combination of their many kids and, of course, baby, Manhattan Barbie. She's iconic, dammit! Juju almost died! It was all very dramatic! Or MB was born via a planned c-section. Mother and child did fine, and they went home on schedule. Juju's hair, which was seemingly glued to her head, never budged.  Assuming that we all cared so very, very much about these clowns bringing a new life into their extra messy blended family, Justine is prepared to have yet another baby. This will be #9 for the family although it is hard to count Michael's kids since he seems to forget where he's left them most days. 

Totally hilarious!