ElectricBoogaloo July 26, 2014 Share July 26, 2014 Charlotte: Where are we going to go? Ray: I'm thinking Alaska. Charlotte: Alaska? Ray: Yeah, it's cold and Mexicans don't like the cold. Ray: I say we act like white people and disappear and let our lawyer do the talking. Eleanor: I don't wear pink. It's for whores and little girls who want to be princesses. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/11693-quotes/
ElectricBoogaloo July 26, 2014 Author Share July 26, 2014 Joe McKenzie: Are you an ogre man or a troll man, Rivas?Pete Rivas: I like Call of Duty and pussy. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/11693-quotes/#findComment-232693
ElectricBoogaloo July 31, 2014 Author Share July 31, 2014 Ray: Eventually we'll get a boat and I can teach the boys how to catch salmon while you sunbathe on the deck and read Twilight or whatever. Driver: Can you stop humming that? We can listen to a CD. You like Metallica? The black album? Taylor Swift? My wife got me into her. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/11693-quotes/#findComment-247630
ElectricBoogaloo September 4, 2014 Author Share September 4, 2014 Eleanor: Do you know how to use a machete? Cesar: Because I'm Mexican? 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/11693-quotes/#findComment-346516
ElectricBoogaloo September 5, 2014 Author Share September 5, 2014 Eleanor: Passcode? Charlotte: 1-2-3-4. Eleanor: [pause and side eye] That's a weak passcode. 2 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/11693-quotes/#findComment-349043
ElectricBoogaloo September 11, 2014 Author Share September 11, 2014 Gas 4 Less cashier: You have something on your.... Uh, tissue? Eleanor: I prefer wet naps. Cashier: Wet naps are awesome. 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/11693-quotes/#findComment-366417
ElectricBoogaloo September 18, 2014 Author Share September 18, 2014 (edited) Adriana: I work for the El Paso Times. Daniel: And I...used to. Linder: My beard ascribes me special powers - inscrutability, disguise, deception. Edited September 18, 2014 by ElectricBoogaloo 3 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/11693-quotes/#findComment-387040
shapeshifter September 18, 2014 Share September 18, 2014 Daniel: Remind me to get cremated. Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/11693-quotes/#findComment-389538
ElectricBoogaloo September 25, 2014 Author Share September 25, 2014 (edited) Hank was on fire tonight! Hank: Have you ever peed in the ocean? Sonya: Why would I do that? Hank: I always get soft after I've been shot. Sonya: Eleanor had help. Hank: Cesar. That's the asshat that stole my folding knife. Hank: If you know anything about Joe McKenzie, you better tell me or I'll kick your ass! Daniel: I've been working on this story for months. Hank: What are you going to do? Blog about it? Daniel: Yeah, at fascistcop.com - you still running it? Elliot: You're bleeding. Hank: Little bit. Elliot: We're managing things. Hank: You're not managing shit. Fausto: Maybe I'll go to the Americans and tell my story to Oprah. Edited September 25, 2014 by ElectricBoogaloo 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/11693-quotes/#findComment-407233
shapeshifter September 26, 2014 Share September 26, 2014 Fausto: Maybe I'll go to the Americans and tell my story to Oprah.I loved that line. I think the follow up line might have been good too. Anyone? 1 Link to comment https://forums.primetimer.com/topic/11693-quotes/#findComment-412563
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